The 3 word game!

[growler2058]

not tuffest GQ's

[DX grunt]

Another update.......

Definitely not Ni$$an$ and l@da sump oil to put into prospective the issues for tissues. Tissues for snot being broken down for l@d@ drivers and their snot boxes and toy motas, cause they to smell really bad next to Grunt, which is hard, because of the aromatic odour emitted from the shampoo and other products, which are unknown as biochemical waste.

But crabbers luv’em a lot, because they catch crabs – and then we lassoe their tails and fry them to the point of no return and eat them bloody toy mota drivers with barbeque sauce and sweet chilli to make’m taste like squashed from eaten by R^$$!@n$.

Drink voldaaaaa iceee from slurpee machines that they stole from the kernel while on holidays in las vegas, travelling with elvis showgirls fluffy knickers and sequined jumpsuits that split right through your head like an axe and down your stinky axxe crack. Man, that stinks. Needs a wash with carby cleaner once a year with a loofer and steel brush and @j@x powder. Scrub it hard with bleach and plenty of elbow HTB grease in the old toolbox in the shed full of cr@p.

And rusty bearings has plenty of mud to lubricate the old bones of any bunyip in the mud bath. They enjoy a roll in the clover in dover, ndover like a toy mota loosing the hillclimb 2a mighty troll – a GU Patrol, 2005 DX ute. That will do - with lotsa DXgrunt. But actually, aGQ tried’n tried but just didn’t cutit – It ripped it clean outa damud into the orbit international space station to patrol the realms of outerspace with other trucks.

[growler2058]

GQ's rule supreme

[Bob]

in the 1980's

[nowoolies]

orbiting around uranas

[timbar]

smelt like a

[nowoolies]

big pile of

[Clunk]

very soiled nappies

[nowoolies]

left from toymotas

[ambition]

damn unleaded petrol

[nowoolies]

mixed with bbqsauce

[timbar]

conrods pistons , panels

[growler2058]

solid ona GQ

[timbar]

for resqueing toymotos

[Bob]

Leave them there

[timbar]

to rust away

[Bob]

Wont take long

[timbar]

to biodegrade away

[timbar]

quicker than plastic

[nowoolies]

strechier than elastic

[Bob]

Made in japan

[growler2058]

happy GQ man

[timbar]

riding the waves

[Bob]

Of continued success

[timbar]

to become the

[Bob]

Top dog of

[Dhuck]

nothing at all

[growler2058]

the GQ success

[Dhuck]

. But dreams always

[growler2058]

about cape york

[timbar]

and the west

[growler2058]

track at loveday

[timbar]

in the scrub

[growler2058]

with deep mud

[Pete's GU3]

up his bum

[timbar]

as she slides

[molongmick]

into bed with

[timbar]

nowoolies and clunk71

[molongmick]

Oh what a ..........

[timbar]

ballz up whoops

[Silver]

Troll won't fit

[timbar]

between the banks

[Caspar]

so he then

[timbar]

went upnova the

[growler2058]

big muddy mound

[nowoolies]

full of marshmallows

[Bob]

And sticky treacle

[nowoolies]

all dripping from

[growler2058]

the top down

[nowoolies]

the back of

[growler2058]

a wooly place

[Clunk]

on nowoolies back

[growler2058]

Back sackN crack

[Clunk]

bl**dy hairy ape

[growler2058]

needs xxx waxing

[Clunk]

a nice brazilian

[Dhuck]

back crack'n sack

[growler2058]

but noone dares

[Dhuck]

wax the wrinkles

[growler2058]

on the mangin@

[Clunk]

use some tweezers

[timbar]

To find the

[Clunk]

boil to pop

[timbar]

with a pin

[Clunk]

until it splatters

[timbar]

on the wall

[Clunk]

covering in puss

[timbar]

and other stuff

[Clunk]

which kat licks

[timbar]

off the floor

[Clunk]

then purrs in

[timbar]

and goes 2sleep

[growler2058]

But awakes screaming

[Bigrig]

only to find

[Bob]

richmond got beaten

[growler2058]

bya lesser team (HAHA)

[Bob]

hey be careful

[growler2058]

of the spoon (wooden)

[timbar]

of wooden spoons

[Bob]

hopefully be Collingwood

[timbar]

geelong for sure

[growler2058]

GO THE CROWS (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha)

[Bob]

Nissan's rule supreme (just getting it back on track)

[growler2058]

pizza withda lot

[AB]

with extra bunyips

[growler2058]

and mushed millipedes

[Bob]

ground up snake

[timbar]

in a bowl !!

[Bob]

with tomato sauce

[AB]

and a glass

[Bob]

of sheeps blood

[growler2058]

and curdled milk

[AB]

Skull skull skull

[Bob]

and dont spew

[growler2058]

spew, n eatit

[timbar]

will make you

[Bob]

Bloody horribly sick

[growler2058]

mmmm sickly sweet

[molongmick]

Oh, that treacle

[growler2058]

on a crumpet

[molongmick]

with hot cocoa

[growler2058]

and lizard gizzard

[Maxhead]

which was green

[molongmick]

and slightly smelly

[Maxhead]

also fly blown

[growler2058]

like dead snake

[Dhuck]

and rotten fish

[growler2058]

and my steelies

[timbar]

in the shed

[Dhuck]

with smooth rubbers

[timbar]

along with the

[timbar]

rods and bait

[Clunk]

thats never used

[nowoolies]

fishing for crapolas

[Clunk]

throw them back

[nowoolies]

not good anyway

[Clunk]

bloomin useless things

[growler2058]

Lets fish for

[nowoolies]

aliens thats what

[growler2058]

theyre there for

[nowoolies]

deep space fishing

[growler2058]

in upper uranus

[molongmick]

with some klingons

[Bob]

beam them up

[Bigrig]

so they can't

[molongmick]

Engine-room warp 9

[growler2058]

And blast off

[Bob]

to around universe

[growler2058]

in 80 days

[Bob]

by the enterprise

[growler2058]

with daleks onboard

[Clunk]

and the Cybermen

[growler2058]

to planet patrol

[timbar]

best inform Nissan

[growler2058]

To conquer It

[molongmick]

and protect it

[growler2058]

from land crabs

[molongmick]

wearing pink lycra

[growler2058]

and man bags

[molongmick]

with silver sequeans

[growler2058]

Like doggys got

[AB]

he loves it!

[timbar]

to peices really

[growler2058]

cause its shiny

[timbar]

but its time

[Maxhead]

to destroy them

[AB]

because men don't

[Clunk]

like Rosscos shorts

[growler2058]

Or his plumbs

[timbar]

A$$ so now

[growler2058]

Thout shall wear

[molongmick]

tight leather chaps

[Bob]

and silver spurs

[timbar]

where his son

[blake_gq4.2]

shot a goat

[molongmick]

that was mounting

[blake_gq4.2]

his prize rooster

[molongmick]

in the hen-house

[blake_gq4.2]

but then a

[molongmick]

sneaky fox spied

[Bob]

farmer with gun

[growler2058]

and huntin dogs

[timbar]

shot matthew newton

[blake_gq4.2]

in the eye

[growler2058]

His brown eye

[timbar]

and in his ,,,

[blake_gq4.2]

panic he found

[growler2058]

A big bandaid

[blake_gq4.2]

covered in worms

[molongmick]

and green fungus

[timbar]

covered his head

[molongmick]

and his private

[blake_gq4.2]

freakish double nipple

[growler2058]

With hairs hanging

[molongmick]

down to his

[growler2058]

Sweaty bony knees

[nowoolies]

then bert said

[growler2058]

Mind ya manners

[nowoolies]

to patty who`s

[molongmick]

sitting watching everything

[growler2058]

from the shadows

[Bob]

of birt's toupee

[growler2058]

whata horrible piece

[Bob]

Of dog hair

[nowoolies]

of roasted canetoad

[growler2058]

Just not cool

[Bob]

enough to freeze

[timbar]

your ballz off

[Bob]

nogood for sex

[growler2058]

except for eskimos

[Bob]

makes it small

[growler2058]

Brass monkey like

[timbar]

bannanas and peachie

[growler2058]

and whipped cream

[big_fletch]

covered all over

[growler2058]

land crab bonnet

[molongmick]

with a squirt

[growler2058]

of lemon juice

[Bob]

spread over Pancakes

[nowoolies]

and sump oil

[big_fletch]

all ready for

[nowoolies]

an alien feast (hahahahahahaah their back )

[molongmick]

with Buzz Lightyear

[timbar]

woody and mr potatohead

[nowoolies]

anda chook raffle

[Bob]

in local pub

[blake_gq4.2]

played spin dabottle

[molongmick]

with little miss

[Bob]

muffet and spider

[blake_gq4.2]

woody was excited

[molongmick]

that he spilt

[blake_gq4.2]

rum allover muffet

[molongmick]

which he quickly

[big_fletch]

hid from her

[blake_gq4.2]

befor she did

[molongmick]

the splits infront

[Bob]

untold damage to

[big_fletch]

her nether-regions

[growler2058]

owww visualised it

[big_fletch]

did it hurt

[growler2058]

oh sh1t yeah

[molongmick]

it hurt like

[blair]

burning your finger

[growler2058]

Witha gas axe

[Woof]

running on NOS

[wildgu6]

rippin through even

[blake_gq4.2]

adirty old landcruiser

[wildgu6]

stolen by ewoks

[DX grunt]

, restolen by turdles

[wildgu6]

then sold to

[big_fletch]

The master jedi

[timbar]

yoda destroyed it

[Clunk]

resurrected by Vader

[timbar]

eaten by jabba

[Clunk]

teased by Layah

[timbar]

for kissing hansolo

[Clunk]

Skywalker was jealous

[timbar]

thats her brother ??

[Clunk]

He doesn't care

[timbar]

darth done layah2

[Clunk]

Nothing like keeping

[timbar]

in the family

[growler2058]

of dark forces

[Bob]

not the klingons

[growler2058]

twas the dingleberries

[Bob]

Whoever they are

[growler2058]

Hang on sheepsbums

[Bob]

You mean dags

[growler2058]

yep nasty dags

[Bob]

They need crutching