The 3 word game!

[AB]

missed the target

[Bigrig]

and shot the

[the ferret]

toupe clean off

[Timbo]

the feral dog's

[the ferret]

owner, then the

[DX grunt]

blood started gushing

[AB]

from every part

[the ferret]

of his sunburnt

[Finly Owner]

pimple faced fugly

[the ferret]

heavily lipstick coated

http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/vampires1.jpg

[Finly Owner]

heavily mutated unlovable

[the ferret]

excuse for a http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/affro.gif

[DX grunt]

hairy butt cheek.

[patch697]

not to mention

[the ferret]

the damage caused

[patch697]

by the hideous

[the ferret]

beating he got

[patch697]

breed out of

[the ferret]

Andy's last attempt

[patch697]

at fixing Rossco's

[Bigrig]

amazingly lengthy piece

[the ferret]

of chain for

[gec]

recovering landcruisers and

[the ferret]

timbo's JEEP, but

[Bigrig]

alas it was

[the ferret]

bigrigs Volkswagon that

[Bigrig]

did absolutely nothing

[AB]

and fell apart

[the ferret]

,Andy's "welding" sure

[Bigrig]

didn't help things

[AB]

along with ferrets

[Bigrig]

less than satisfactory

[Bigrig]

view on volkswagons

[the ferret]

, even the latest

[Bigrig]

models don't compare

[the ferret]

with the 4cylv8.

[Bigrig]

How can one

[gec]

old lada niva

[the ferret]

with tripple carbies

[Maxhead]

blow so much

[gec]

pavlova and cream

[Maxhead]

out of the

[the ferret]

mike, so Ted
http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/pic24423.jpg

[NissanGQ4.2]

was very happy

[Maxhead]

but Kylie was

[NissanGQ4.2]

not happy jan

[Maxhead]

because she didn't

[AB]

finish the job

[NissanGQ4.2]

at hand, maybe

[AB]

it was the

[the ferret]

four sisters that


http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/girls2.jpg

[NissanGQ4.2]

made ted vomit

[the ferret]

when they touched

[Maxhead]

themselves on the

[the ferret]

Lada back seat

http://s608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/?action=view&current=lada_jump.flv

[gec]

but the sun

[the ferret]

burn't their pink

[gec]

bunny slippers that

[Maxhead]

were wet because

[the ferret]

their houseboat had

http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/image027.jpg

[Finly Owner]

a lonely fella

[the ferret]

who'd been squashed
http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/weldingfueltank.jpg

[Finly Owner]

needed nursing every

[the ferret]

day by two

http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/BoatgirlsUntitled.jpg

[Finly Owner]

scantily clothed succulent

[the ferret]

bikini models who

http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/girls3.jpg

[Finly Owner]

were handy indeed

[the ferret]

for getting off

[UKKiwi]

mud from my

[the ferret]

new ute that

http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/ferret-1.jpg

[gec]

got cat scanned

[DX grunt]

Oh well, back

[DX grunt]

Mini Moke touring

[gec]

around fish ponds

[Maxhead]

when it rolled

[NissanGQ4.2]

hitting a horse

[nassin]

toyota behind him

[Maxhead]

blew up again

[Bigrig]

much to everyone's

[wildgu6]

Disgust a bigrig

[AB]

got stuck in

[gec]

his exhaust gasses

[Bigrig]

and burnt his

[gec]

marshmallows of the

[Bigrig]

(I assume it's 'marshmallows on the' gec - hence my line)

rusty tail pipe

[gec]

then had to

[wildgu6]

Scrape the remains

[Finly Owner]

off the black

[the ferret]

dried, smelly dog

[gec]

that was lunch

[Bigrig]

for gec and

[gec]

bigrig to share

[patch697]

Not very tasty

[Bigrig]

but full of

[patch697]

yucky slimy kudies

[Bigrig]

that gave them

[gec]

the shits for

[Bigrig]

a week, and

[Maxhead]

made a mess

[Bigrig]

of the new

[gec]

lada seat covers

[patch697]

Poor Neva.....pew

[Bigrig]

, it sure did

[Maxhead]

stink a bit

[DX grunt]

the roses bloomed

[Finly Owner]

a week ago

[DX grunt]

then slowly wilted

[Woof]

and now they

[Maxhead]

are rotting away

[DX grunt]

into smelly mulch

[Maxhead]

fertelizing the soil

[Finly Owner]

in amongst the

[DX grunt]

beautiful tree ferns

[Finly Owner]

growing high above

[DX grunt]

the rain forrest

[Finly Owner]

in a faraway

[DX grunt]

deserted local landmark,

[DX grunt]

Unfortunately the inhabitants

[DX grunt]

forgot Mr Sthil

[Woof]

potato peeler, which

[Finly Owner]

let furry stuff

[Bigrig]

grow all over

[Finly Owner]

all the organisms

[DX grunt]

in his fishbowl

[Finly Owner]

had been smashed

[gec]

on rum and

[Maxhead]

coke and other

[DX grunt]

easily acquired stuff

[the ferret]

and giving them

[Bigrig]

a hangover which

[DX grunt]

Berocca may fix

[the ferret]

, but then again

[gec]

hair o the dog

[patch697]

is a likely

[gec]

cure all for

[patch697]

the morning after

[Bigrig]

, although other remedies

[uted]

failed to work

[patch697]

and for now

[Bigrig]

the toilet is

[patch697]

Home sweet home

[Bigrig]

for as long

[patch697]

as I keep.....

[Bigrig]

both cheeks planted.

[patch697]

in a firm....

[Bigrig]

yet, gentle way

[patch697]

Thats pleasing to

[Bigrig]

just about every

[patch697]

inch of my

[gec]

burning butt cheeks

[uted]

to be smacked

[DX grunt]

where it hurts.

[DX grunt]

I can reach

[DX grunt]

the dunny roll

[uted]

with megga muffins

[the ferret]

partaking in the

http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/cid_2F56333C79314D05BFAF22D73E24583Fastin.jpg

[AB]

porridge cememony. The

[Bigrig]

moral of the

[DX grunt]

partaking of wine

[the ferret]

"he who drinketh,

[DX grunt]

suffereth the consequenseth"

[AB]

Later that day

[Bigrig]

I found myself

[DX grunt]

hugging the bowl

[the ferret]

and calling" Raaaaallllf"

[DX grunt]

and Huuuueeeeeey, too

[the ferret]

followed by "Herrrb"

[patch697]

Then by Ralf

[the ferret]

and youuuuurh, but

[gec]

the sixty's have

[the ferret]

nothing compared to

[DX grunt]

the 70's, where

[DX grunt]

God is love

[DX grunt]

and VW Kombi's

[mudtrolluk]

don't rust. Then

[Maxhead]

there was a

[DX grunt]

new pop group

[DX grunt]

called 'Flower Power'

[Bigrig]

and they were

[patch697]

very flamboyant characters

[Maxhead]

who never sung

[patch697]

three little pigs

[AB]

but they sang

[Maxhead]

Elton John's song

[DX grunt]

to the beat

[the ferret]

"green sleeves" but,

[AB]

they were always

[Woof]

playing it on

[DX grunt]

out of tune

[AB]

whilst smoking the

[DX grunt]

front wheel drive

[Woof]

ice cream van,

[Bigrig]

not to mention

[mudtrolluk]

every time, they

[Woof]

play the banjo

[Finly Owner]

the fiddler starts

[the ferret]

fiddling with his

[Finly Owner]

out of tune

[gec]

strat that is

[the ferret]

as useless as

[uted]

it can be...

[mudtrolluk]

with no strings.

[DX grunt]

However, due to

[Bigrig]

the size of

[patch697]

the tremolo bar

[Bigrig]

he found that

[uted]

it serves cold

[patch697]

salad and chips

[gec]

on a cracked

[patch697]

plate with flowers

[AB]

and a sprinkle

[patch697]

of nut meg

[DX grunt]

Served for desert

[patch697]

was found wanting

[Maxhead]

more and more

[patch697]

hence he's discussed

[the ferret]

ways of making

[DX grunt]

percollated coffee, too

[mudtrolluk]

make a lovely,

[DX grunt]

frothy type head

[uted]

on his beer

[NissanGQ4.2]

then his missus

[uted]

drove his 4wd

[DX grunt]

into the fence

[NissanGQ4.2]

the B*TCH also

[Finly Owner]

bit his best

[DX grunt]

fifty cent coin

[wildgu6]

in half and

[Finly Owner]

swallowed it down

[DX grunt]

Oops. Too slow

[DX grunt]

swallowed it down

With a nice

[wildgu6]

greasy piece of

[Finly Owner]

under cooked bacon

[wildgu6]

mmmm and then

[Finly Owner]

cracked rotten eggs

[DX grunt]

by dutch oven

[Finly Owner]

stinky gooey messy

[uted]

in the back

[DX grunt]

parcel shelf of

[uted]

a brand new

[DX grunt]

billy cart racer

[uted]

with two stroke

[patch697]

against it already

[DX grunt]

the Patrol revs

[NissanGQ4.2]

into the red

[DX grunt]

then cough, phart

[NissanGQ4.2]

it blew apart

[patch697]

it blew apart

shame on you

[DX grunt]

who didn't believe

[Maxhead]

the 4.2 blew