Clunk
10th March 2011, 06:17 PM
who's short neck
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 06:19 PM
jammed up the
growler2058
10th March 2011, 06:22 PM
backside of humphrey
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 06:32 PM
the pantsless cat
growler2058
10th March 2011, 06:40 PM
and patsy bisco
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 06:59 PM
using berts wig
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 07:00 PM
as a puppet
Clunk
10th March 2011, 07:04 PM
with no strings
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 07:07 PM
just holding on
growler2058
10th March 2011, 07:09 PM
so humpty fell
Clunk
10th March 2011, 07:10 PM
on to Jemima
growler2058
10th March 2011, 07:13 PM
covering her in
Clunk
10th March 2011, 07:14 PM
creamy egg yoke
big_fletch
10th March 2011, 07:15 PM
And homemade custard
Clunk
10th March 2011, 07:16 PM
with whipped cream
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 07:19 PM
and lubbley wobbley
big_fletch
10th March 2011, 07:22 PM
Sitting ina patrol
Clunk
10th March 2011, 07:23 PM
bouncing down hills
growler2058
10th March 2011, 07:24 PM
over tojo carcasses
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 07:26 PM
in the swamp
big_fletch
10th March 2011, 07:44 PM
covered in mud
Clunk
10th March 2011, 07:45 PM
and berts wig
big_fletch
10th March 2011, 07:47 PM
That fell off
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 07:47 PM
berts poor wig
big_fletch
10th March 2011, 07:47 PM
On the floor
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 07:49 PM
caught in a
big_fletch
10th March 2011, 07:53 PM
Big spider web
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 08:00 PM
full of frogs
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 08:08 PM
excreting mouldy maggots
wildgu6
10th March 2011, 08:10 PM
into meat pies
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 08:14 PM
for toyota club
growler2058
10th March 2011, 08:43 PM
Picnic surprise basket
big_fletch
10th March 2011, 09:00 PM
And off milk
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 09:45 PM
and curdeled cream
Clunk
11th March 2011, 12:49 AM
of Sumyong Gi
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 12:52 AM
holy wtf batman
Clunk
11th March 2011, 01:01 AM
exclaimed Robin again
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 01:09 AM
the jokers doing
growler2058
11th March 2011, 05:58 AM
Bert Newton's wig
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 07:05 AM
On the rooftop
Bob
11th March 2011, 07:06 AM
OF ROOFY'S gu
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 09:07 AM
look its dented
MQ MAD
11th March 2011, 10:04 AM
ina split second,
Bob
11th March 2011, 10:08 AM
by falling branch
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 10:10 AM
the heavy mongrel
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 10:31 AM
got the joker
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 11:43 AM
. But batman subtily
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 12:11 PM
give him a........
growler2058
11th March 2011, 12:21 PM
atomic super wedgy
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 12:22 PM
with stripes on
growler2058
11th March 2011, 12:27 PM
his tanned hide
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 12:49 PM
turned very blue
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 12:52 PM
With red stripes
growler2058
11th March 2011, 12:52 PM
need to breathe
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 12:53 PM
he said gasping
growler2058
11th March 2011, 12:56 PM
for more beer
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 01:04 PM
reaching out desperately
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 01:04 PM
from bottom of
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 01:04 PM
empty beer barrel
growler2058
11th March 2011, 02:11 PM
noooooo need beerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 02:14 PM
said thirsty Bigrig
growler2058
11th March 2011, 02:14 PM
farting dust here
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 03:10 PM
where? Over there?
growler2058
11th March 2011, 03:37 PM
Here comes Janie.......
MQ MAD
11th March 2011, 04:30 PM
ona malvern star
growler2058
11th March 2011, 05:01 PM
three speed dragster
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 05:15 PM
with streamers on
growler2058
11th March 2011, 05:17 PM
and banana seat
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 05:18 PM
and guess what?????
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 05:20 PM
a sissy bar
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 05:21 PM
so dhuck can
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 05:22 PM
drag along behind
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 05:22 PM
on his skateboard
growler2058
11th March 2011, 05:33 PM
until he stacked
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 05:37 PM
another on top
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 05:42 PM
of a toymota
growler2058
11th March 2011, 05:42 PM
to impress all
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 05:44 PM
of his large
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 06:12 PM
grotesque bald patch
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 06:13 PM
on the front
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 06:14 PM
of his head
growler2058
11th March 2011, 06:14 PM
on his chin
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 06:16 PM
under his beer
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 06:19 PM
above the pizza
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 06:21 PM
on the floor
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 06:22 PM
of Bobs van
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 06:24 PM
with his boot
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 06:50 PM
planted dead center
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 07:02 PM
on the brake
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 07:04 PM
and that snapped
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 07:09 PM
and he couldnt
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 07:30 PM
stop hitting lancrabs
growler2058
11th March 2011, 07:37 PM
with his roobar
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 07:43 PM
accidently of course
growler2058
11th March 2011, 07:45 PM
safe animal strikes
Bigrig
11th March 2011, 08:01 PM
because if his
nowoolies
11th March 2011, 08:02 PM
cane toad jumps
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 08:07 PM
He will die
growler2058
11th March 2011, 08:08 PM
froma mickey thompson
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 08:12 PM
Tyre on his
Dhuck
11th March 2011, 08:18 PM
little left toe
growler2058
11th March 2011, 08:36 PM
To his tounge
AB
11th March 2011, 08:46 PM
and cheek. But....
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 08:47 PM
Then it happened
growler2058
11th March 2011, 08:48 PM
Not his brain!!!!
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 08:52 PM
Splattered him everywhere
growler2058
11th March 2011, 09:03 PM
Like bad disentry
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 09:06 PM
If only he
MS29431
11th March 2011, 10:37 PM
could own up
DX grunt
11th March 2011, 10:38 PM
to his sin
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 10:45 PM
And be the
Clunk
11th March 2011, 11:22 PM
big scaly fish
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 11:23 PM
That gets cutup
Bigrig
11th March 2011, 11:24 PM
and eaten by
Clunk
11th March 2011, 11:25 PM
by the prop
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 11:26 PM
Of the outboard
Bigrig
11th March 2011, 11:28 PM
which was funny
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 11:31 PM
Cause it sprayed
Bigrig
11th March 2011, 11:33 PM
sticky stuff around
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 11:35 PM
The inside of
Bigrig
11th March 2011, 11:36 PM
the cuddy cabin
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 11:38 PM
Which was also
Clunk
11th March 2011, 11:38 PM
made a stinky
Finly Owner
11th March 2011, 11:38 PM
and all through
big_fletch
11th March 2011, 11:46 PM
The little house
Clunk
12th March 2011, 12:06 AM
on the Prairie
MS29431
12th March 2011, 12:16 AM
also a nissan
Clunk
12th March 2011, 12:26 AM
Patrol freak lerks
growler2058
12th March 2011, 07:58 AM
below the surface
MQ MAD
12th March 2011, 09:11 AM
look its Scotty,
Bigrig
12th March 2011, 09:13 AM
holding his enormous (lol)
AB
12th March 2011, 09:15 AM
beer gut with (....sorry mate...lol....It just came out, I cant help it...lol)
DX grunt
12th March 2011, 09:16 AM
belt buckle obscured
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 09:47 AM
And digging in
Dhuck
12th March 2011, 09:49 AM
his naval cavity
growler2058
12th March 2011, 09:52 AM
discovered some fluffy
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 09:54 AM
Yummy fairy floss
growler2058
12th March 2011, 10:17 AM
yummy but smelly
Dhuck
12th March 2011, 10:23 AM
with crusty bits
Black Rock
12th March 2011, 10:25 AM
yorkshire shepard pie
growler2058
12th March 2011, 11:11 AM
and lint faries
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 11:42 AM
all dusted with
wildgu6
12th March 2011, 12:45 PM
100s & 1000s
Dhuck
12th March 2011, 12:45 PM
. Now thats over
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 12:45 PM
we all feel
wildgu6
12th March 2011, 12:48 PM
like fairy floss
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 12:56 PM
light and fluffy
Dhuck
12th March 2011, 01:20 PM
sticky and sweet
wildgu6
12th March 2011, 01:21 PM
smelly and crunchy
Dhuck
12th March 2011, 01:22 PM
that putrid mud
growler2058
12th March 2011, 01:24 PM
thats much fun
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 01:53 PM
In the bush
growler2058
12th March 2011, 01:57 PM
till its hometime
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 01:59 PM
For a steak
growler2058
12th March 2011, 02:04 PM
cooked rare mooooo!
twiggsy
12th March 2011, 02:15 PM
after that we
growler2058
12th March 2011, 02:21 PM
went troll croozin
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 02:21 PM
Drank some coldies
growler2058
12th March 2011, 02:22 PM
with vodka watermelon
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 02:23 PM
, ended up wasted
growler2058
12th March 2011, 02:23 PM
again oh brother
Dhuck
12th March 2011, 02:26 PM
. Hung over and
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 02:27 PM
And feeling crap
growler2058
12th March 2011, 02:34 PM
then start again
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 02:46 PM
Ready for the
growler2058
12th March 2011, 02:51 PM
major pi22 up
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 03:33 PM
For Easter trip
growler2058
12th March 2011, 03:43 PM
mud dust and
Dhuck
12th March 2011, 03:44 PM
sick woozy guts
growler2058
12th March 2011, 03:46 PM
add more slop
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 03:48 PM
To under the
Clunk
12th March 2011, 03:53 PM
watchful eye of
growler2058
12th March 2011, 03:54 PM
muddies spinning frantically
MQ MAD
12th March 2011, 04:06 PM
in the pot
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 04:11 PM
Trying to cook
growler2058
12th March 2011, 04:19 PM
Brekky hangover cure
wildgu6
12th March 2011, 04:26 PM
for 2012 bash
Clunk
12th March 2011, 04:51 PM
over the head
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 05:17 PM
of another person
Clunk
12th March 2011, 07:01 PM
with a frankfurhter
growler2058
12th March 2011, 10:26 PM
in their cruiser
big_fletch
12th March 2011, 11:13 PM
Stuck in mud
nowoolies
12th March 2011, 11:53 PM
totally up too
Clunk
12th March 2011, 11:55 PM
their stinky armpits
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 12:15 AM
with their feet
big_fletch
13th March 2011, 12:15 AM
Which they should
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 12:16 AM
have washed in
Clunk
13th March 2011, 12:17 AM
runny cow poo
big_fletch
13th March 2011, 12:18 AM
Lots of soap
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 12:20 AM
and minced bunyips
MS29431
13th March 2011, 12:59 AM
could'nt keep 'em
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 09:16 AM
from ooooozzzzzzzzing on
MQ MAD
13th March 2011, 10:20 AM
"Beer anyone",yelled,
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 10:41 AM
ill av arf
Clunk
13th March 2011, 10:46 AM
shouted nowoolies to
big_fletch
13th March 2011, 10:57 AM
Andy as he
Clunk
13th March 2011, 11:03 AM
quickly chuggs it
big_fletch
13th March 2011, 11:06 AM
Down realli fast
Clunk
13th March 2011, 11:34 AM
"Ahhhhh that's better"
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 11:42 AM
"n" one fer
DX grunt
13th March 2011, 12:34 PM
me mate, Rossco
DX grunt
13th March 2011, 12:34 PM
who works tirelessly
DX grunt
13th March 2011, 12:35 PM
't keep youse
DX grunt
13th March 2011, 12:35 PM
lot well informed
DX grunt
13th March 2011, 12:36 PM
of this thread
DX grunt
13th March 2011, 12:40 PM
Another update. Good to see the quality lifted. That's it for a week, or so. Might get AB to lock the thread till I get back. lolol
Mexican wave to you…. Blowing up P@tsy - upsetting her perfectly quaffed hair doo and silicon b@@bs – with spikes on her fingers and warts on her ugly nose – even after surgery, was still ugly.
Asa hat full of busted up smashed rotten crabs.
“Gizza kiss,” she seductively muttered to the old barfly.
“I need surgery plus a b@@b j0b”.
“So you want to go alone, to the only barstool left” – thanks to old and white ant ridden slimy green cucumbers from the south of Mexican border – eating hot enchiladas with bunyup sauce cooked on the top of the burning h!lux bonnet.
“Stop bloomin swearing,” I yelled to the guy who was doing the most uncomfortably looking things – while selling damaged black fishnet stockings to the biggest Aussie Rules loser, because he can’t catch the judsta driving in circles applying judo hold in a 200b.
Just another Nissan in black fishnet stockings, drinking Scotty’s grog, in a mankini he stole from AB – the King offroad – and also got his manbag all tarted up for the town ,to pickup chicks on each hand with a tenna called Luc!@n) P@v, – sang for supper. Couldn’t earn enough doing dishes downstairs or shining boots with his big tub of polish in his pocket – where he kept his pet snake, who got stripes like a tiger after eating zebras at midnight to feed worms around Bob’s feet and up to his aaaarrrr….. pit hair.
“Nasty tape worms”.
“Oh, fug me, time for worming. Open mouth wide, crunch, crunch, spew, swallow, spew chew. Bloody horrible crap. Die wormy, die”.
“Gouge it out of his butt with a fish hook in his eye. Not that eye with the patch.”
“Ouch,” the little man said to the blind man with a gigatiuous boil on his dark side of his large butt – munching cane toad heads and toes – licking its back with yummy sauce, to see colours on the rainbow and pretty stars. Psychadelic flash backs involving dancing toads – hippiyti hoppity, hopping over nowoolies’ head.
Unbolted from block, with grainy clutch in hand, he cooked his dinner like a freak, smoking mary joe through a 50 gallon tank, with diesel oil as pure virgin cooking, would taste good.
“Ahhh, ummmm. That’s so sweet. Hot chilli sauced rubbed all over the cooking virgin on sacrificial stone, drums beating in her ears. Doof doof doof from the sub woofer. Fully sick man spewed all over her very large pair of hands – which happened to be tied to …”
“Good god man. Keep that wig on. Someone might mistake it for a large hairy bearded man woman named…. Whos naughty boy, naked burt, is not pretty without his wig”. Pretty freakin bald after his Brazilian job got botched up and couldn’t pee for at least a whole month.
Back teeth floating in putrid bile, he swallowed hard and bit down on his leather studded strap, that’s attached to his lengthy piece of exhaust pipe, and very hot and spitting flames from the rear of his large hole, although it’s shrinking as we enter the cold.
Giggling like a girl, he danced around the campfire with only boots and rubber gloves. That is all he wore because he was nasty - but looked flash in pink velvet and pointy-toed shoes.
However, the yowie like the look and decided he’d have a lash into the garden with his huge red hot chilli pepper. Then came forth and multiplied, spittin fire from the huge ears of Dumbo the, dumb giraffe – whose short neck jammed up the backside of Humphrey the pantsless cat and Pat$y B!$co, using Burt’s wig as a puppet with no strings – just holding on – so Humpty fell on to Jemima – covering her in creamy egg yoke and homemade custard with whipped cream and lubbley wobbley.
Sitting in a patrol bouncing down hills over tojo carcasses in the swamp, covered in mud, and Burt’s wig that fell off. Burt’s poor wig – on the floor caught in a big spider web full of frogs, excreting mouldy maggots into meat pies for a 4wd club picnic surprise basket and off milk and curdled cream of Su^^y)ng GI.
“Holy WTF, B@tm@n”, exclaimed Robyn again.
“The Joker’s doing Burt Nuton’s wig on the rooftop of Roofy’s GU. Look, it’s dented”.
In a split second by falling branch, the heavy mongrel got the Joker, but B@tm@n subtly give him a atomic super wedgy - with stripes on his tanned hide turned very blue with red stripes.
“Need to breathe,” he said gasping for more beer, reaching out desperately from bottom of empty beer barrel.
Nooooo. Need beerrrrr,” said thirsty Bigrig, f@rting dust here.
“Where?”
“Over there,”
“Here comes Janie on a M@lv3rn St@r 3 speed dragster with streamers on and banana seat, and guess what – a sissy bar so Dhuck can drag along behind on his skateboard until he stacked another on top of a toymo – to impress all of his large, grotesque bald patch on the front of his head – on his chin, under his beer, above the pizza, on the floor of Bob’s van. With his boot planted dead centre of the brake - and that snapped and he couldn’t stop hitting land crabs with his roo bar – accidentally of course .
Safe animal strikes because if his cane toad jumps, he will die from a #$%^%&^ %%%%%#$% tyre on his little left toe to his tongue and cheek.
But then it happened. Not his brain – splattered him everywhere like bad disentry. If only he could own up to his sin and be the big scaly fish that gets cut up and eaten by the prop of the outboard – which was funny, coz it sprayed sticky stuff around the inside of the cuddly cabin which was also made a stinky.
And all through the little house on the prarie also, a Nissan patrol freak lurks below the surface.
“Look, it’s Scotty,” - holding his enormous beer gut with belt buckle obscured and digging in his navel cavity, - discovered some fluffy, yummy fairy floss. Yummy but smelly with crusty bits, y0rk$h!re shepard pie and lint fairies – all dusted with 100’s and 1000’s.
Now that’s over, we all feel like fairy floss – light and fluffy, sticky sweet, smelly and crunchy.
That putrid mud. That’s much fun in the bush - till it’s home time - for a steak cooked rare – moooo!!
After that, we went troll cruizin, drank some coldies with vodka watermelon. Ended up wasted – again. Oh brother – hung over and feeling crap, then start again, ready for the major pi22 up for Easter trip.
Mud, dust and sick woozy guts. Add more slop to underneath the watchful eye of muddies spinning frantically in the pot - trying to cook brekky hang over cure for 2012 bash over the head of another person with a frankfurhter in their cruiser stuck in mud totally up to their stinky armpits with their feet, which they should have washed in runny cow poo, lots of soap - and minced bunyips couldn’t keep ‘em from oooozzzzzing on.
‘Beer anyone,” yelled ???????
“I’ll av arf,” shouted nowoolies to Andy, as he quickly chugs it down really fast their stinky armpits with their feet.
“Arrrr, that’s better – ‘n one fer me mate, Rossco, who works tirelessly to keep you lot well informed of this thread.
wildgu6
13th March 2011, 12:58 PM
because no-one else
Good work Rossco, LMAO again, well done mate :cheers:
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 01:38 PM
here drives t....t....t.......
wildgu6
13th March 2011, 01:41 PM
turbo intercooled scooters
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 01:42 PM
yer a clown
growler2058
13th March 2011, 02:09 PM
in the circus
wildgu6
13th March 2011, 02:55 PM
touring the country
growler2058
13th March 2011, 03:23 PM
juggling tojo parts
Clunk
13th March 2011, 05:17 PM
by their ears
growler2058
13th March 2011, 05:55 PM
big dumbo ears
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 06:27 PM
with a loooooong
Clunk
13th March 2011, 06:30 PM
wait for videos
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 06:31 PM
oooooohhh that hurts
Pete's GU3
13th March 2011, 06:35 PM
but i like
Clunk
13th March 2011, 06:35 PM
not just yours
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 06:42 PM
but that one
growler2058
13th March 2011, 06:55 PM
with the big
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 06:59 PM
shiney thing ontop
growler2058
13th March 2011, 07:05 PM
takes the cake
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 07:06 PM
and the beer
growler2058
13th March 2011, 07:12 PM
back to mine
Clunk
13th March 2011, 07:14 PM
for some fun
growler2058
13th March 2011, 07:15 PM
at growlers bar
big_fletch
13th March 2011, 07:38 PM
Where we all
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 07:45 PM
get totally pi#$ed
Clunk
13th March 2011, 07:57 PM
and fall off
Woof
13th March 2011, 08:00 PM
our MAN BAGS
Clunk
13th March 2011, 08:15 PM
on Doggy's arm
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 08:16 PM
that doggy supplied
Clunk
13th March 2011, 08:18 PM
and loves dearly
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 08:19 PM
his pink one
Woof
13th March 2011, 08:23 PM
Well I really put my foot in it then....LOLOL
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 08:24 PM
onya mate lmao
Clunk
13th March 2011, 09:13 PM
can't count either
nowoolies
13th March 2011, 11:11 PM
and then the
Clunk
13th March 2011, 11:22 PM
sheep took flight
timbar
14th March 2011, 03:05 AM
jumped the moon
growler2058
14th March 2011, 07:54 AM
with the spoon
MQ MAD
14th March 2011, 12:58 PM
of vile medicine
nowoolies
14th March 2011, 01:11 PM
of minced bunyips
Maxhead
14th March 2011, 02:45 PM
and spiders sweat
wildgu6
14th March 2011, 03:58 PM
mixed with bourbon
Bob
14th March 2011, 04:09 PM
what a waste
MQ MAD
14th March 2011, 05:43 PM
of spiders sweat,
big_fletch
14th March 2011, 05:54 PM
Cause no-one wants
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