The 3 word game!

[Clunk]

who's short neck

[Dhuck]

jammed up the

[growler2058]

backside of humphrey

[Dhuck]

the pantsless cat

[growler2058]

and patsy bisco

[nowoolies]

using berts wig

[Dhuck]

as a puppet

[Clunk]

with no strings

[nowoolies]

just holding on

[growler2058]

so humpty fell

[Clunk]

on to Jemima

[growler2058]

covering her in

[Clunk]

creamy egg yoke

[big_fletch]

And homemade custard

[Clunk]

with whipped cream

[nowoolies]

and lubbley wobbley

[big_fletch]

Sitting ina patrol

[Clunk]

bouncing down hills

[growler2058]

over tojo carcasses

[nowoolies]

in the swamp

[big_fletch]

covered in mud

[Clunk]

and berts wig

[big_fletch]

That fell off

[nowoolies]

berts poor wig

[big_fletch]

On the floor

[nowoolies]

caught in a

[big_fletch]

Big spider web

[nowoolies]

full of frogs

[Dhuck]

excreting mouldy maggots

[wildgu6]

into meat pies

[nowoolies]

for toyota club

[growler2058]

Picnic surprise basket

[big_fletch]

And off milk

[nowoolies]

and curdeled cream

[Clunk]

of Sumyong Gi

[nowoolies]

holy wtf batman

[Clunk]

exclaimed Robin again

[nowoolies]

the jokers doing

[growler2058]

Bert Newton's wig

[big_fletch]

On the rooftop

[Bob]

OF ROOFY'S gu

[nowoolies]

look its dented

[MQ MAD]

ina split second,

[Bob]

by falling branch

[Dhuck]

the heavy mongrel

[nowoolies]

got the joker

[Dhuck]

. But batman subtily

[nowoolies]

give him a........

[growler2058]

atomic super wedgy

[nowoolies]

with stripes on

[growler2058]

his tanned hide

[nowoolies]

turned very blue

[big_fletch]

With red stripes

[growler2058]

need to breathe

[nowoolies]

he said gasping

[growler2058]

for more beer

[Dhuck]

reaching out desperately

[nowoolies]

from bottom of

[nowoolies]

empty beer barrel

[growler2058]

noooooo need beerrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Dhuck]

said thirsty Bigrig

[growler2058]

farting dust here

[Dhuck]

where? Over there?

[growler2058]

Here comes Janie.......

[MQ MAD]

ona malvern star

[growler2058]

three speed dragster

[nowoolies]

with streamers on

[growler2058]

and banana seat

[nowoolies]

and guess what?????

[Dhuck]

a sissy bar

[nowoolies]

so dhuck can

[Dhuck]

drag along behind

[nowoolies]

on his skateboard

[growler2058]

until he stacked

[Dhuck]

another on top

[nowoolies]

of a toymota

[growler2058]

to impress all

[nowoolies]

of his large

[Dhuck]

grotesque bald patch

[nowoolies]

on the front

[big_fletch]

of his head

[growler2058]

on his chin

[nowoolies]

under his beer

[big_fletch]

above the pizza

[nowoolies]

on the floor

[Dhuck]

of Bobs van

[nowoolies]

with his boot

[Dhuck]

planted dead center

[big_fletch]

on the brake

[nowoolies]

and that snapped

[big_fletch]

and he couldnt

[Dhuck]

stop hitting lancrabs

[growler2058]

with his roobar

[nowoolies]

accidently of course

[growler2058]

safe animal strikes

[Bigrig]

because if his

[nowoolies]

cane toad jumps

[big_fletch]

He will die

[growler2058]

froma mickey thompson

[big_fletch]

Tyre on his

[Dhuck]

little left toe

[growler2058]

To his tounge

[AB]

and cheek. But....

[big_fletch]

Then it happened

[growler2058]

Not his brain!!!!

[big_fletch]

Splattered him everywhere

[growler2058]

Like bad disentry

[big_fletch]

If only he

[MS29431]

could own up

[DX grunt]

to his sin

[big_fletch]

And be the

[Clunk]

big scaly fish

[big_fletch]

That gets cutup

[Bigrig]

and eaten by

[Clunk]

by the prop

[big_fletch]

Of the outboard

[Bigrig]

which was funny

[big_fletch]

Cause it sprayed

[Bigrig]

sticky stuff around

[big_fletch]

The inside of

[Bigrig]

the cuddy cabin

[big_fletch]

Which was also

[Clunk]

made a stinky

[Finly Owner]

and all through

[big_fletch]

The little house

[Clunk]

on the Prairie

[MS29431]

also a nissan

[Clunk]

Patrol freak lerks

[growler2058]

below the surface

[MQ MAD]

look its Scotty,

[Bigrig]

holding his enormous (lol)

[AB]

beer gut with (....sorry mate...lol....It just came out, I cant help it...lol)

[DX grunt]

belt buckle obscured

[big_fletch]

And digging in

[Dhuck]

his naval cavity

[growler2058]

discovered some fluffy

[big_fletch]

Yummy fairy floss

[growler2058]

yummy but smelly

[Dhuck]

with crusty bits

[Black Rock]

yorkshire shepard pie

[growler2058]

and lint faries

[big_fletch]

all dusted with

[wildgu6]

100s & 1000s

[Dhuck]

. Now thats over

[big_fletch]

we all feel

[wildgu6]

like fairy floss

[big_fletch]

light and fluffy

[Dhuck]

sticky and sweet

[wildgu6]

smelly and crunchy

[Dhuck]

that putrid mud

[growler2058]

thats much fun

[big_fletch]

In the bush

[growler2058]

till its hometime

[big_fletch]

For a steak

[growler2058]

cooked rare mooooo!

[twiggsy]

after that we

[growler2058]

went troll croozin

[big_fletch]

Drank some coldies

[growler2058]

with vodka watermelon

[big_fletch]

, ended up wasted

[growler2058]

again oh brother

[Dhuck]

. Hung over and

[big_fletch]

And feeling crap

[growler2058]

then start again

[big_fletch]

Ready for the

[growler2058]

major pi22 up

[big_fletch]

For Easter trip

[growler2058]

mud dust and

[Dhuck]

sick woozy guts

[growler2058]

add more slop

[big_fletch]

To under the

[Clunk]

watchful eye of

[growler2058]

muddies spinning frantically

[MQ MAD]

in the pot

[big_fletch]

Trying to cook

[growler2058]

Brekky hangover cure

[wildgu6]

for 2012 bash

[Clunk]

over the head

[big_fletch]

of another person

[Clunk]

with a frankfurhter

[growler2058]

in their cruiser

[big_fletch]

Stuck in mud

[nowoolies]

totally up too

[Clunk]

their stinky armpits

[nowoolies]

with their feet

[big_fletch]

Which they should

[nowoolies]

have washed in

[Clunk]

runny cow poo

[big_fletch]

Lots of soap

[nowoolies]

and minced bunyips

[MS29431]

could'nt keep 'em

[nowoolies]

from ooooozzzzzzzzing on

[MQ MAD]

"Beer anyone",yelled,

[nowoolies]

ill av arf

[Clunk]

shouted nowoolies to

[big_fletch]

Andy as he

[Clunk]

quickly chuggs it

[big_fletch]

Down realli fast

[Clunk]

"Ahhhhh that's better"

[nowoolies]

"n" one fer

[DX grunt]

me mate, Rossco

[DX grunt]

who works tirelessly

[DX grunt]

't keep youse

[DX grunt]

lot well informed

[DX grunt]

of this thread

[DX grunt]

Another update. Good to see the quality lifted. That's it for a week, or so. Might get AB to lock the thread till I get back. lolol

Mexican wave to you…. Blowing up P@tsy - upsetting her perfectly quaffed hair doo and silicon b@@bs – with spikes on her fingers and warts on her ugly nose – even after surgery, was still ugly.

Asa hat full of busted up smashed rotten crabs.
“Gizza kiss,” she seductively muttered to the old barfly.
“I need surgery plus a b@@b j0b”.
“So you want to go alone, to the only barstool left” – thanks to old and white ant ridden slimy green cucumbers from the south of Mexican border – eating hot enchiladas with bunyup sauce cooked on the top of the burning h!lux bonnet.
“Stop bloomin swearing,” I yelled to the guy who was doing the most uncomfortably looking things – while selling damaged black fishnet stockings to the biggest Aussie Rules loser, because he can’t catch the judsta driving in circles applying judo hold in a 200b.

Just another Nissan in black fishnet stockings, drinking Scotty’s grog, in a mankini he stole from AB – the King offroad – and also got his manbag all tarted up for the town ,to pickup chicks on each hand with a tenna called Luc!@n) P@v, – sang for supper. Couldn’t earn enough doing dishes downstairs or shining boots with his big tub of polish in his pocket – where he kept his pet snake, who got stripes like a tiger after eating zebras at midnight to feed worms around Bob’s feet and up to his aaaarrrr….. pit hair.

“Nasty tape worms”.
“Oh, fug me, time for worming. Open mouth wide, crunch, crunch, spew, swallow, spew chew. Bloody horrible crap. Die wormy, die”.
“Gouge it out of his butt with a fish hook in his eye. Not that eye with the patch.”

“Ouch,” the little man said to the blind man with a gigatiuous boil on his dark side of his large butt – munching cane toad heads and toes – licking its back with yummy sauce, to see colours on the rainbow and pretty stars. Psychadelic flash backs involving dancing toads – hippiyti hoppity, hopping over nowoolies’ head.

Unbolted from block, with grainy clutch in hand, he cooked his dinner like a freak, smoking mary joe through a 50 gallon tank, with diesel oil as pure virgin cooking, would taste good.
“Ahhh, ummmm. That’s so sweet. Hot chilli sauced rubbed all over the cooking virgin on sacrificial stone, drums beating in her ears. Doof doof doof from the sub woofer. Fully sick man spewed all over her very large pair of hands – which happened to be tied to …”
“Good god man. Keep that wig on. Someone might mistake it for a large hairy bearded man woman named…. Whos naughty boy, naked burt, is not pretty without his wig”. Pretty freakin bald after his Brazilian job got botched up and couldn’t pee for at least a whole month.

Back teeth floating in putrid bile, he swallowed hard and bit down on his leather studded strap, that’s attached to his lengthy piece of exhaust pipe, and very hot and spitting flames from the rear of his large hole, although it’s shrinking as we enter the cold.

Giggling like a girl, he danced around the campfire with only boots and rubber gloves. That is all he wore because he was nasty - but looked flash in pink velvet and pointy-toed shoes.

However, the yowie like the look and decided he’d have a lash into the garden with his huge red hot chilli pepper. Then came forth and multiplied, spittin fire from the huge ears of Dumbo the, dumb giraffe – whose short neck jammed up the backside of Humphrey the pantsless cat and Pat$y B!$co, using Burt’s wig as a puppet with no strings – just holding on – so Humpty fell on to Jemima – covering her in creamy egg yoke and homemade custard with whipped cream and lubbley wobbley.

Sitting in a patrol bouncing down hills over tojo carcasses in the swamp, covered in mud, and Burt’s wig that fell off. Burt’s poor wig – on the floor caught in a big spider web full of frogs, excreting mouldy maggots into meat pies for a 4wd club picnic surprise basket and off milk and curdled cream of Su^^y)ng GI.

“Holy WTF, B@tm@n”, exclaimed Robyn again.
“The Joker’s doing Burt Nuton’s wig on the rooftop of Roofy’s GU. Look, it’s dented”.
In a split second by falling branch, the heavy mongrel got the Joker, but B@tm@n subtly give him a atomic super wedgy - with stripes on his tanned hide turned very blue with red stripes.

“Need to breathe,” he said gasping for more beer, reaching out desperately from bottom of empty beer barrel.
Nooooo. Need beerrrrr,” said thirsty Bigrig, f@rting dust here.
“Where?”
“Over there,”

“Here comes Janie on a M@lv3rn St@r 3 speed dragster with streamers on and banana seat, and guess what – a sissy bar so Dhuck can drag along behind on his skateboard until he stacked another on top of a toymo – to impress all of his large, grotesque bald patch on the front of his head – on his chin, under his beer, above the pizza, on the floor of Bob’s van. With his boot planted dead centre of the brake - and that snapped and he couldn’t stop hitting land crabs with his roo bar – accidentally of course .

Safe animal strikes because if his cane toad jumps, he will die from a #$%^%&^ %%%%%#$% tyre on his little left toe to his tongue and cheek.

But then it happened. Not his brain – splattered him everywhere like bad disentry. If only he could own up to his sin and be the big scaly fish that gets cut up and eaten by the prop of the outboard – which was funny, coz it sprayed sticky stuff around the inside of the cuddly cabin which was also made a stinky.

And all through the little house on the prarie also, a Nissan patrol freak lurks below the surface.
“Look, it’s Scotty,” - holding his enormous beer gut with belt buckle obscured and digging in his navel cavity, - discovered some fluffy, yummy fairy floss. Yummy but smelly with crusty bits, y0rk$h!re shepard pie and lint fairies – all dusted with 100’s and 1000’s.

Now that’s over, we all feel like fairy floss – light and fluffy, sticky sweet, smelly and crunchy.

That putrid mud. That’s much fun in the bush - till it’s home time - for a steak cooked rare – moooo!!

After that, we went troll cruizin, drank some coldies with vodka watermelon. Ended up wasted – again. Oh brother – hung over and feeling crap, then start again, ready for the major pi22 up for Easter trip.

Mud, dust and sick woozy guts. Add more slop to underneath the watchful eye of muddies spinning frantically in the pot - trying to cook brekky hang over cure for 2012 bash over the head of another person with a frankfurhter in their cruiser stuck in mud totally up to their stinky armpits with their feet, which they should have washed in runny cow poo, lots of soap - and minced bunyips couldn’t keep ‘em from oooozzzzzing on.

‘Beer anyone,” yelled ???????
“I’ll av arf,” shouted nowoolies to Andy, as he quickly chugs it down really fast their stinky armpits with their feet.
“Arrrr, that’s better – ‘n one fer me mate, Rossco, who works tirelessly to keep you lot well informed of this thread.

[wildgu6]

because no-one else


Good work Rossco, LMAO again, well done mate :cheers:

[nowoolies]

here drives t....t....t.......

[wildgu6]

turbo intercooled scooters

[nowoolies]

yer a clown

[growler2058]

in the circus

[wildgu6]

touring the country

[growler2058]

juggling tojo parts

[Clunk]

by their ears

[growler2058]

big dumbo ears

[nowoolies]

with a loooooong

[Clunk]

wait for videos

[nowoolies]

oooooohhh that hurts

[Pete's GU3]

but i like

[Clunk]

not just yours

[nowoolies]

but that one

[growler2058]

with the big

[nowoolies]

shiney thing ontop

[growler2058]

takes the cake

[nowoolies]

and the beer

[growler2058]

back to mine

[Clunk]

for some fun

[growler2058]

at growlers bar

[big_fletch]

Where we all

[nowoolies]

get totally pi#$ed

[Clunk]

and fall off

[Woof]

our MAN BAGS

[Clunk]

on Doggy's arm

[nowoolies]

that doggy supplied

[Clunk]

and loves dearly

[nowoolies]

his pink one

[Woof]

Well I really put my foot in it then....LOLOL

[nowoolies]

onya mate lmao

[Clunk]

can't count either

[nowoolies]

and then the

[Clunk]

sheep took flight

[timbar]

jumped the moon

[growler2058]

with the spoon

[MQ MAD]

of vile medicine

[nowoolies]

of minced bunyips

[Maxhead]

and spiders sweat

[wildgu6]

mixed with bourbon

[Bob]

what a waste

[MQ MAD]

of spiders sweat,

[big_fletch]

Cause no-one wants