The 3 word game!

[Bob]

the dirty b$#@^$rd

[big_fletch]

Then he did

[Bob]

what no one

[MQ MAD]

scratch his bottom

[nowoolies]

with a large

[Clunk]

wooden spoon with

[Bob]

wooden back scratcher

[nowoolies]

Full of splinters

[Bob]

which hurt like

[nowoolies]

fluffy silky feathers

[growler2058]

from the mardigra

[big_fletch]

Made of gold

[Bob]

where you going

[nowoolies]

up the farm

[nowoolies]

to play 4x4x4x4xing

[Clunk]

tip some cows

[nowoolies]

not these ones

[Bob]

chase the camels

[wildgu6]

To find water

[Bob]

then go fishing

[nowoolies]

with caramel topping

[Bob]

never done that

[wildgu6]

but will try

[Bob]

work it out

[nowoolies]

with a camel

[wildgu6]

with two humps

[Bob]

And no saddle

[Maxhead]

and big mouth

[Bob]

To spit with

[Maxhead]

in someones eye

[growler2058]

a big goober

[wildgu6]

with chunky bits

[growler2058]

like cold porridge

[wildgu6]

that smells like

[NissanGQ4.2]

my rotten fartz.

[big_fletch]

Which would stink

[wildgu6]

ina plastic bag.............

[NissanGQ4.2]

full of deodorant!

[growler2058]

and putrified eggs

[HippoNZ]

with camel spit

[growler2058]

and durian fruit

[big_fletch]

All mixed together

[Bob]

What a mixture

[HippoNZ]

but not without

[wildgu6]

the secret ingrediant

[Bob]

Of kryptonite dust

[Maxhead]

and crystal fuzz

[DX grunt]

combined with mouldy

[big_fletch]

Apricot jam and

[DX grunt]

last month's milk

[Bob]

quiet a feed

[HippoNZ]

until he rumbles

[Sir Roofy]

Burt newtons fart

[DX grunt]

Another upgrade... I mean update. lol

Andy, as he reached for a beer – while crying uncontrollably – his truck stuck, no winch aboard, and no way out, no GU available for the snatch - and that’s bad for Big Fletcha’s stubby holder stick. “No recovery practice – boo hoo hoo.”

I’ll be back after a beer. I’ve got all night,” said Big Fletcha, as he relaxed with his cheesecake – that was chocolate and strawberry coated.

I heard a truck with a hint of turbo over-ride and I love it covered in mud. “Somebody else’s truck”?

Because I don’t have any beer and I’m sad. It’s all because you drank it, you cold hearted son of a monkey’s uncle lover. Borrow Bigrig’s grog. He needsa rest.

After being woken by a BIG bunyup, out comes ‘12gauge’ – a reliable mate, full of marshmellows. Naughty, naughty boy – in pink G string.

Gonna lay down to play possum, until tomorrow’s shift under his truck, which got stuck, convoying with AB - recovered by Fletcha . Another GU towage for the records. Is there any other way to tow an old GQ through the swamp, coz the motor injested crapola smoke and brown toymota silicone clue bits – and that caused lots of laughter and sore tummy and runny nose, which he wiped with his sleeve. The dirty B@$t@rd.”

Then he did what no one…. Scratch his b0tt0m with a large wooden spoon with wooden back scratcher – full of splinters which hurt like fluffy silky feathers from the mardigra made of gold.

“Where you going?”
“Up the farm to play 4x4x4ing”
“Tip some cows – not these ones. Chase the camels to find water – then go fishing with caramel topping.”
“Never done that, but will try”.
“Work it out with a camel with 2 humps and no saddle and big mouth to spit with in someone’s eye – a big goober, with chunky bits like cold porridge that smells like my rotten f@rtz – which would stink in a plastic bag full of deodorant and putrified eggs with camel spit and durian fruit, all mixed together”.

“What a mixture – but not without the secret ingredient of kryptonite dust and crystal fuzz, combined with mouldy apricot jam and last month’s milk”.
“Quite a feed, until he rumbles B^rt Newton’s f@rt

[Finly Owner]

Mexican wave to you!

[Clunk]

....... blowing over Patsy

[Clunk]

upsetting her perfectly

[Clunk]

quaffed hair do

[MQ MAD]

and silicon b@@bs

[nowoolies]

with spikes on

[Bob]

her fingers and

[growler2058]

and warts on

[Bob]

her ugly nose

[growler2058]

even after surgery

[Bob]

was still ugly

[growler2058]

asa hat full

[AB]

of busted up

[growler2058]

smashed rotten crabs

[MQ MAD]

"Gizza kiss" she,

[Bob]

seductively muttered to

[growler2058]

the old barfly

[Maxhead]

"I need surgery"

[MQ MAD]

,"plus a boobjob"

[growler2058]

so you want

[Finly Owner]

to go alone

[MS29431]

to the only

[Finly Owner]

bar stool left

[MS29431]

thanks to old

[Finly Owner]

and white-ant ridden

[Clunk]

slimey green cucumbers

[MS29431]

from the south

[nowoolies]

of mexican boarder

[Clunk]

eating hot enchiladas

[nowoolies]

with bunyip sauce

[MS29431]

cooked on the

[nowoolies]

top of the

[MS29431]

burning hilux bonnet

[Clunk]

Stop bloomin swearing!!!!

[MS29431]

i yelled to

[Clunk]

the guy who

[MS29431]

was doing most

[Clunk]

uncomfortably looking things

[MS29431]

while selling damaged

[Clunk]

black fishnet stockings

[MS29431]

to the biggest

[Clunk]

Aussie Rules loser

[MS29431]

because he can't

[Bob]

catch the judsta

[growler2058]

driving in circles

[Bob]

applying judo hold

[MQ MAD]

in a 200B

[Bob]

Just another nissan

[nowoolies]

in black fishnetstockings

[MQ MAD]

drinking Scottys grog,

[Bob]

In a mankini

[MS29431]

he stole from

[Bob]

Ab the king

[MS29431]

offroad and also

[nowoolies]

got his manbag

[growler2058]

all tarted up

[MS29431]

for the town

[Maxhead]

to pickup chicks

[Dhuck]

on each hand

[MQ MAD]

with a tena

[Clunk]

called Luciano Pavarotti

[Finly Owner]

sang for supper

[Clunk]

couldn't earn enough

[Finly Owner]

doing dishes downstairs

[wildgu6]

or shining boots

[nowoolies]

with his big

[growler2058]

tub of polish

[Bigrig]

in his pocket

[nowoolies]

where he kept

[Bob]

his pet snake

[nowoolies]

who`s got stripes

[Bob]

like a tiger

[Dhuck]

after eating zebras

[MS29431]

at midnight to

[growler2058]

to feed worms

[Dhuck]

around Bobs feet

[growler2058]

and upto his

[Dhuck]

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........................... ..................pit hair

[growler2058]

nasty tape worms!!

[MQ MAD]

"OH Fug ME",

[growler2058]

time for worming

[Clunk]

Open mouth wide

[Dhuck]

"crunch, chew, spew"

[Clunk]

"Swallow, spew, chew"

[Dhuck]

bloody horrible crap

[growler2058]

die wormy die!!

[Clunk]

gouge it out

[Dhuck]

of his butt

[big_fletch]

with a fish hook

[Clunk]

in his eye

[growler2058]

not that eye

[Clunk]

with the patch

[growler2058]

ouch the little

[big_fletch]

man said to

[Clunk]

the blind man

[growler2058]

with a gigantuous

[Clunk]

boil on his

[AB]

dark side of

[growler2058]

his large butt

[Clunk]

munching cane toad

[growler2058]

heads and toes

[Clunk]

licking its back

[big_fletch]

with yummy sauce

[growler2058]

to see colours

[Clunk]

of the rainbow

[growler2058]

and pretty stars

[Clunk]

psychadelic flash backs

[growler2058]

involving dancing toads

[nowoolies]

hippiyty hoppity hopping

[Clunk]

over nowoolies head

[Finly Owner]

unbolted from block

[Dhuck]

with grainy clutch

[wildgu6]

in hand, he

[Dhuck]

cooked his dinner

[wildgu6]

like a freak

[Dhuck]

smoking mary joe

[wildgu6]

through a 50

[Clunk]

gallon tank with

[wildgu6]

diesel oil as

[Dhuck]

pure virgin cooking

[wildgu6]

would taste good

[nowoolies]

ahhh ummmm thats

[wildgu6]

so so sweet

[Clunk]

hot chilli sauce

[nowoolies]

rubbed all over

[Clunk]

the cooking virgin

[Dhuck]

on sacrificial stone

[Clunk]

drums beating in

[nowoolies]

in her ears

[Dhuck]

doof doof doof

[Clunk]

from the subwoofer

[nowoolies]

fully sick man

[Clunk]

spewed all over

[nowoolies]

her very large

[Clunk]

pair of ............................. hands

[nowoolies]

which happened to

[Clunk]

be tied to

[nowoolies]

good god man !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clunk]

keep that wig

[MS29431]

on someone might

[Clunk]

mistake it for

[nowoolies]

a large hairy

[growler2058]

bearded man woman

[Dhuck]

named Patty Newton

[growler2058]

whos naughty boy

[Dhuck]

the naked Burt

[Bob]

is not pretty

[Dhuck]

without his wig

[growler2058]

pretty freakin bald

[Dhuck]

after his Brazillian

[MQ MAD]

job got botched

[Dhuck]

and couldn't pee

[nowoolies]

for at least

[Dhuck]

a whole month

[Bigrig]

, back teeth floating

[Dhuck]

in putrid bile

[Bigrig]

he swallowed hard

[DX grunt]

Another update. Punctuated to make some sort of story.

Mexican wave to you…. Blowing up P@tsy - upsetting her perfectly quaffed hair doo and silicon b@@bs – with spikes on her fingers and warts on her ugly nose – even after surgery, was still ugly.

Asa hat full of busted up smashed rotten crabs.
“Gizza kiss,” she seductively muttered to the old barfly.
“I need surgery plus a b@@bjob”.
“So you want to go alone, to the only barstool left” – thanks to old and white ant ridden slimy green cucumbers from the south of Mexican border – eating hot enchiladas with bunyup sauce cooked on the top of the burning h!lux bonnet.
“Stop bloomin swearing,” I yelled to the guy who was doing the most uncomfortably looking things – while selling damaged black fishnet stockings to the biggest Aussie Rules loser, because he can’t catch the judsta – driving in circles applying judo hold in a 200b.

Just another Nissan in black fishnet stockings. Drinking Scotty’s grog, in a mankini he stole from AB – the King offroad – and also got his manbag all tarted up for the town ,to pickup chicks on each hand with a tenna called Luc!@n) P@v, – sang for supper. Couldn’t earn enough doing dishes downstairs or shining boots with his big tub of polish in his pocket – where he kept his pet snake, who got stripes like a tiger after eating zebras at midnight to feed worms around Bob’s feet and up to his aaaarrrr….. pit hair.

“Nasty tape worms”.
“Oh, fug me, time for worming. Open mouth wide, crunch, crunch, spew, swallow, spew chew. Bloody horrible crap. Die wormy, die”.
“Gouge it out of his butt with a fish hook in his eye. Not that eye with the patch.”

“Ouch,” the little man said to the blind man with a gigatiuous boil on his dark side of his large butt – munching can toad heads and toes – licking its back with yummy sauce, to see colours on the rainbow and pretty stars. Psychadelic flash backs involving dancing toads – hippiyti hoppity, hopping over nowoolies head.

Unbolted from block, with grainy clutch in hand, he cooked his dinner like a freak, smoking mary joe through a 50 gallon tank, with diesel oil as pure virgin cooking, would taste good.
“Ahhh, ummmm. That’s so sweet. Hot chilli sauced rubbed all over the cooking virgin on sacrificial stone, drums beating in her ears. Doof doof doof from the sub woofer. Fully sick man spewed all over her very large pair of hands – which happened to be tied to …”Good god man. Keep that wig on. Someone might mistake it for a large hairy bearded man woman named…. Whos naughty boy, naked burt, is not pretty without his wig”. Pretty freakin bald after his Brazilian job got botched up and couldn’t pee for at least a whole month .

Back teeth floating in putrid bile, he swallowed hard.

[Bigrig]

And bit down

[nowoolies]

right on his.................

[Dhuck]

leather studded strap

[nowoolies]

Thats attached too

[Bigrig]

his lengthy piece

[nowoolies]

of exhaust pipe

[Bob]

with no muffler

[nowoolies]

and very hot

[Dhuck]

and spitting flames

[Bigrig]

from the rear

[nowoolies]

of his large

[Bigrig]

hole, although it's

[nowoolies]

shrinking as we

[Dhuck]

enter the cold

[MQ MAD]

Giggling lika girl,

[growler2058]

he danced around

[Dhuck]

the camp fire

[Bob]

With only boots

[growler2058]

and rubber gloves

[Bob]

That is all

[growler2058]

he wore because

[Dhuck]

he was nasty

[growler2058]

but looked flash

[Dhuck]

in pink velvet

[Bob]

And pointytoed shoes

[Dhuck]

. However the yowie

[MQ MAD]

liked the look,

[Dhuck]

and decided he'd

[Bigrig]

have a lash

[big_fletch]

Into the garden

[Bigrig]

with his huge

[growler2058]

red hot chilli

[Maxhead]

pepper. Then came

[Dhuck]

forth and multiplied

[growler2058]

spittin fire from

[Dhuck]

the huge ears

[Clunk]

of Dumbo the

[Dhuck]

the dumb giraffe