The 3 word game!

[Sir Roofy]

to us in......

[Dhuck]

at insane humans

[Maxhead]

until a shark

[Sir Roofy]

nibbles a fin

[big_fletch]

and then all

[nowoolies]

of the bunyips

[DX grunt]

and the aliens

[DX grunt]

DIED of shock

[DX grunt]

Thank god. Amen.

[Bob]

but the mexicans

[big_fletch]

and the italians

[Sir Roofy]

Ate more pizza

[DX grunt]

and drank wine

[big_fletch]

around a campfire

[Bob]

with good company

[Sir Roofy]

Lots of yarns

[Bob]

not all true

[big_fletch]

not all false

[DX grunt]

but totally believable

[big_fletch]

in every detail

[DX grunt]

except the bit

[Sir Roofy]

Where its true

[big_fletch]

and the only

[DX grunt]

thing about truth

[Sir Roofy]

Bit that is

[Dhuck]

it's a lie

[big_fletch]

that no-one like

[Sir Roofy]

But its all

[big_fletch]

for the greater

[Sir Roofy]

Part of life

[big_fletch]

in the ocean

[DX grunt]

until caught out.

[big_fletch]

It was now

[DX grunt]

snail versus slug

[big_fletch]

n'the race was on

[DX grunt]

for quickest cooked

[timbar]

beans on the

[big_fletch]

planet made by

[timbar]

4x4 campers in

[DX grunt]

Qld, Vic, n'NSW

[DX grunt]

SA, WA, n'Tassie

[DX grunt]

NT and ACT

[timbar]

Together on the

[DX grunt]

I didn't forget.

[DX grunt]

the top end

[DX grunt]

or Kris n'ACT

[DX grunt]

lol lol lol

[timbar]

while we were

[NissanGQ4.2]

drinking bourbons and

[DX grunt]

sipping lemon tea

[timbar]

with a snag

[NissanGQ4.2]

and cold beer

[DX grunt]

watching Bigrig play-up

[Bob]

by drinking lemonade

[big_fletch]

and getting a

[DX grunt]

litre of milk

[big_fletch]

, mixing it together

[NissanGQ4.2]

adding some scotch

[big_fletch]

and some juice

[wildgu6]

while eating ouysters

[big_fletch]

out on plassy's boat

[Dhuck]

while frantically bailing

[wildgu6]

the scotch into

[nowoolies]

a large bucket

[DX grunt]

"Who spilt it?"

[Woof]

Jack or Jill?

[Dhuck]

David and Galieth

[wildgu6]

Bill or Ben

[DX grunt]

Mork or Mindy

[big_fletch]

who really knows

[nowoolies]

thomas the tankengine

[nowoolies]

he did it
.................

[big_fletch]

He was going fast

[nowoolies]

way to fast

[big_fletch]

to stop, when

[nowoolies]

bigrig and bucket

[big_fletch]

came to the

[DX grunt]

rusted cattle grid

[big_fletch]

when he realised

[nowoolies]

theres a hole init

[big_fletch]

filled wit muddy slop

[nowoolies]

scotch beer and coke

[big_fletch]

he then dived in

[nowoolies]

it took the winch

[Clunk]

which Fat Controller

[nowoolies]

got for bigrig

[Dhuck]

though he's forgotten

[big_fletch]

all about it

[DX grunt]

since last session

[nowoolies]

of sorting trains

[big_fletch]

and drinking beer

[Dhuck]

with drunken martians

[nowoolies]

and plastered numbats

[Sir Roofy]

And naked nymphs

[DX grunt]

What a bender

[Bob]

will go blind

[big_fletch]

and do things

[Bob]

that they shouldnt

[nowoolies]

do with bunyips

[Bob]

no not again

(you are twisted nowoolies LOL)

[nowoolies]

no not again

(you are twisted nowoolies LOL)

you noticed ??????????/ i didnt think it showed roflmao

[Dhuck]

bunyips name's nowoolies

[nowoolies]

bunyips name's nowoolies

alien bunyip to you sir roflmao

[nowoolies]

as dhuck does (go back 6 places) lmao

[Bob]

lost the thread

[nowoolies]

and the needle

[Bob]

to repair socks

[Dhuck]

and y fronts

[DX grunt]

and shirt buttons

[big_fletch]

All made with

[Dhuck]

itchy fibreglass thread

[growler2058]

and dental floss

[Dhuck]

utilizing pubic hair

[big_fletch]

From AB's nether-regions

[growler2058]

from a large

[Dhuck]

steaming bowl of

[growler2058]

the worlds finest

[Bob]

sticky sago pudding

[molongmick]

The pudding was

[growler2058]

sourced from the

[Dhuck]

steamy tar pits

[Bob]

of outer mongolia

[Dhuck]

created by yaks

[Bob]

ridden by monks

[big_fletch]

In the Simpson desert

[Sir Roofy]

with solem faces

[Bob]

praying to allah

[Sir Roofy]

that the next

[Dhuck]

generation of kids

[Clunk]

had some respect

[big_fletch]

for the Aussie way

[nowoolies]

on the wrong planet

[big_fletch]

Where aliens live

[NissanGQ4.2]

eating human brains

[big_fletch]

And driving spaceships

[nowoolies]

to get bunyips

[big_fletch]

from under bridges

[Dhuck]

humping the ground

[big_fletch]

in pink skirts

[nowoolies]

drinking glasses of beeeeeeer

[molongmick]

while eating spicy

[big_fletch]

curry pasta soup

[big_fletch]

with a hint of

[nowoolies]

lemon dipped tyres

[big_fletch]

that were all-terrains

[nowoolies]

deep fried and

[Dhuck]

quietly snap frozen

[DX grunt]

in DX's freezer

[nowoolies]

you like tyres

[Dhuck]

just black rubbers

[nowoolies]

in the freezer ???????

[Clunk]

Quite a fetish

[Dhuck]

for anamilistic men

[nowoolies]

very quitely they

[Bob]

tip toed away

[big_fletch]

without being seen

[Bob]

by the rozza's

[big_fletch]

who were very

[Bob]

interested in AB's GQ

[Sir Roofy]

but timbos mates

[growler2058]

sensed something bad

[Sir Roofy]

As they cruised

[Bob]

At great speed

[growler2058]

towards the infinate

[Sir Roofy]

Coopers creek reserve

[growler2058]

unfortunately someone didn't

[nowoolies]

have a g-string

[Bob]

So went skinnydipping

[nowoolies]

insloppy green sauce

[Dhuck]

with red algae

[hekarewe]

from planet mars

[nowoolies]

soup for bunyips

[hekarewe]

spiders from mars

[Dhuck]

dogs from pluto

[nowoolies]

and dhucks from

[growler2058]

uranus saturn and

[big_fletch]

Mars where they

[nowoolies]

omg whats that?????????????

[big_fletch]

Where, I can't

[hekarewe]

see for uranus

[growler2058]

a big brown cloud

[hekarewe]

of muddied water

[NissanGQ4.2]

ran down his

[big_fletch]

Chin onto his

[Clunk]

very large belly

[big_fletch]

And next he

[Dhuck]

called over clunk

[Clunk]

"OI Fat boy"

[Dhuck]

clunk trudged over

[growler2058]

is that really

[Sir Roofy]

You in there

[growler2058]

you're in deep

[Dhuck]

you old B@st@d

[big_fletch]

As he yelled

[growler2058]

Ahhh ahhhh ahhhh ( like tarzan does)

[Dhuck]

Jane answered "wanker"

[big_fletch]

To which Tarzan

[growler2058]

And cheetah said

[Dhuck]

you mungrel animal

[growler2058]

bring my elephant

[Dhuck]

"he big trunk"

[Sir Roofy]

he wompem good

[Bigrig]

and make big

[big_fletch]

bowl of soup

[timbar]

croutons and beer

[Clunk]

stinky poo balls

[Dhuck]

and sticky dags

[timbar]

hangin from their

[Clunk]

sweaty dangly bits

[Dhuck]

either side of

[timbar]

their ball joints

[Clunk]

and wheel bearings

[Dhuck]

but clunk scratched

[Clunk]

his wide load

[Finly Owner]

his wide load
loosly tied down

[Dhuck]

on Tims truck

[Clunk]

with occy straps

[Dhuck]

and booger strings

[Dhuck]

from little babies

[Clunk]

fully loaded nappies

[hekarewe]

into the slingshot

[Clunk]

big hairy balls

[big_fletch]

That were smelly

[Sir Roofy]

And stained with

[big_fletch]

diesel and petrol

[growler2058]

sourced from libya

[Maxhead]

straight from Gadafi's

[Bob]

own personal cache

[Maxhead]

wrapped in gold

[Dhuck]

wrapped chocolate coins

[growler2058]

with caramel centres

[big_fletch]

that were gooey

[Bob]

With blood from

[growler2058]

an experimental whale

[Bob]

Shot by greenpeace

[growler2058]

for tuna patties

[Bob]

For experimental purposes

[growler2058]

But taste yuuummm

[Bob]

when eaten raw

[growler2058]

with fur-seal blood

[Bob]

washed down with

[growler2058]

moon bear bile

[Bob]

ah yummy yummy

[growler2058]

in my tummy

[Bob]

it slowly expands

[growler2058]

until an almighty

[Bob]

foul smelling fart

[growler2058]

launches my patrol

[Dhuck]

into a landcrab

[molongmick]

I peeled myself