View Full Version : The 3 word game!
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 07:25 PM
Again need windowwinder
Clunk
12th February 2011, 07:26 PM
for Ab's new
Clunk
12th February 2011, 07:36 PM
swiss army knife
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 07:37 PM
Shiny gq aye
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 07:54 PM
Well this part of the thread was interesting..... a couple of members had to 'rethink' because they dug themselves in too deep. lol? Hey boys? I'm sure it was all in good fun and no harm intended.
Making less sense – laptop batteries dying. Going, going, GONE. “Must keep aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggh”. “Nite all,” said to self, as all disappeared into the nite. But they’re back - as dawn breaks, in the 200B, with narrow tyres for cutting pizza into small shapes – looking like lovehearts.
Then, all of them were crushed to make Corollas - that are fast going downhill, chased by pushbikes and kids’ scooters, followed by parents in Monaros with lift kits and big rubber – and rubbing on flares, smoking up the joint big time, setting alarms off and automated reticulation at Police Headquarters.
But alas, no one was booked for too fast. For a GQ car went sideways, snaked away, but bounced off beanbag into a ditch, resting on a poufee’, with wheels splayed.
GU to rescue itself from bog, whilst recovering old beatup GQ – a Tojo as well, with consummate ease. The GU shone with pride as it rescued GQ.
AB’s GQ was insanely super powered – even without turbo power that lifted front wheels 4foot forwards, then stopped. In a leaping movement of faith, dropped back axles and dug deep – almost got sucked into a black hole that alien’s defecated in weekly – just for molongmick.
So cruisers can’t escape the hole and sink like me in water - floating like butterflies and sting like bees in heat buzzing about roofy’s great big long hard plastic thing, hidden away in side drawer, gently vibrating away like buzzing bees in full hives, full of gooey sticky runny liquid pumped by hand.
“More baby, please”. That’s what she squealed in delight when held tightly by Dhuck’s strong……
She called out to her Nissan: “more rubber please. I need more door trim seals with cream on top, to stop dust from filling my make up bag with improvised body cracks”.
Red desert sand that can embarrass s3xy smurfette in tight lycra suits in mass 0rg!es with experimental scientists, dousing with diffoil after big days of recovering Tojos in simple bogs of 2inch mud in that blackstuff between Bigrig’s crack in the driveway of the Rubicom – which needed lifting from dramatic stock to earth shattering heights of extreme pleasing pastoral pleasure bowel control, which helps with the bouncing on rough finished bean bags of farmer’s crops.
Kippers and manure stink the place. Threw me off the wagon with a big bang. “Yippee yie ya and mmmmm baby.
So who’s changing 4th gear down the old man’s MQ short with his balls swaying and dragging in Patty Newton’s left nostril like a bunyip on heat?” She just couldn’t blow it out – no matter how much Clunk71 tickled its underbelly. So Patty karked it. Oh poor patty – hate her anyway. But Burt doesn’t give a flying horses @rse – or does he wash the car? Maybe he doesn’t give a rats, no horses, @rse.
But the bunyups pieballed and all are still in the race and here comes ‘That Fantastic GQ’ – all shiney new – but no roadworthy. Time to sell to mqmad (lol).
Bigrig is interested in xxxx gold or Hahn Light – whichever’s the cheapest – but not VB.
“Air fare to Bali, anyone? Taking bookings now. Cheap rates too”.
“Nah mate, sorry. I’m just an Aussie touring Australia”
“OK, Lake Eyre”.
“But I love Sandgroper Country, aye?”
“Where the sand gets in beer – not in jocks. Oh so glad I wore socks”
“Help. Please Bigrig. Theyre ganging up on beer now. HELP buddy. HELP”
Big girls blouse will fit nicely with DX’s G-string, on Clunk’s body.
Now I can watch Plassy dance the can can and techno robot, going dooff, dooff and duff duff, sailing around everywhere in a decrepid, let me say, wooden rowing boat.
“Oh no!”
“What?”
“No LOL oars, only f@rt power”
Only if you ate more beans to hit sales, f@rt power is an old GQ.
Bob’s at it again. Need new windowwinder for AB’s new swiss army knife. Shiny GQ aye?
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Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 08:16 PM
Rossco thats pure gold mate its worth a million if its printed
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 08:17 PM
Rossco thats pure gold mate its worth a million if its printed
I've saved the whole lot in Word format. How do I copyright it? lol
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 08:22 PM
Dont know but someone might find out how before we loose it
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 08:24 PM
Following bobs horses
Clunk
12th February 2011, 08:26 PM
I've saved the whole lot in Word format. How do I copyright it? lol
put a big C on it and then circle arounf the C lol
Clunk
12th February 2011, 08:27 PM
Following bobs horses
stepping on fresh
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 08:33 PM
bears PIZZA BASE
Woof
12th February 2011, 08:55 PM
with a topping
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 08:56 PM
Cheese tomato garlic
timbar
12th February 2011, 08:57 PM
ham pinapple peporoni
Woof
12th February 2011, 08:59 PM
fresh roo roadkill
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 08:59 PM
All good things
Woof
12th February 2011, 09:00 PM
that make you
timbar
12th February 2011, 09:01 PM
want to go
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:07 PM
climb Harbour bridge
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:08 PM
on Sunday afternoon
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 09:09 PM
To glide away
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:10 PM
Bungeeeeeeeeeee. Highly illegal
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 09:11 PM
But oh soooooooo
timbar
12th February 2011, 09:11 PM
high in the
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:21 PM
smog and fog
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 09:22 PM
To get fresh
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:26 PM
,wear nice cologne
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 09:27 PM
Not just brute
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:27 PM
, trade your mate,
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:28 PM
deleted. Entered in Error
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 09:29 PM
For some colgate
Sir Roofy
12th February 2011, 09:30 PM
Mouth wash and
timbar
12th February 2011, 09:32 PM
,soap on a
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:34 PM
what. I'm guessing
Dark 1
12th February 2011, 09:39 PM
so don't leave
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 09:41 PM
without me either!
Dark 1
12th February 2011, 09:51 PM
The ducks are
Woof
12th February 2011, 09:51 PM
on the pond
Dark 1
12th February 2011, 10:00 PM
happilly quacking away
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 10:41 PM
then suddenly, KABOOOM
DX grunt
12th February 2011, 10:42 PM
no more ducks.
Clunk
12th February 2011, 10:56 PM
Dx's f@rt blew
Woof
12th February 2011, 10:57 PM
the feathers off
Clunk
12th February 2011, 10:58 PM
the cats whisker
Woof
12th February 2011, 11:00 PM
but look what
molongmick
12th February 2011, 11:01 PM
the cat dragged
Clunk
13th February 2011, 12:36 AM
into the bed
DX grunt
13th February 2011, 12:49 AM
- a live bird
Clunk
13th February 2011, 12:51 AM
which Clunk sat
timbar
13th February 2011, 12:56 AM
down next to
Clunk
13th February 2011, 01:02 AM
to stroke it's
timbar
13th February 2011, 01:17 AM
flapping wings then
DX grunt
13th February 2011, 01:19 AM
squarked for food
MS29431
13th February 2011, 01:28 AM
And thats why..
Boagie
13th February 2011, 01:28 AM
it was hungry
Clunk
13th February 2011, 01:29 AM
but it didn't
MS29431
13th February 2011, 01:29 AM
This lesson was..
Boagie
13th February 2011, 01:31 AM
dont touch pussy
MS29431
13th February 2011, 01:31 AM
If you value
timbar
13th February 2011, 01:34 AM
Your Nissan Patrol
Clunk
13th February 2011, 01:38 AM
is a beast
MS29431
13th February 2011, 01:39 AM
But don't do
timbar
13th February 2011, 01:41 AM
donuts in the
Clunk
13th February 2011, 01:47 AM
bedroom coz crumbs
MS29431
13th February 2011, 01:49 AM
Block up your
Boagie
13th February 2011, 01:50 AM
furry little penguins
MS29431
13th February 2011, 01:51 AM
are good to
Clunk
13th February 2011, 01:52 AM
cook on bbq
timbar
13th February 2011, 01:53 AM
with ice cold
Boagie
13th February 2011, 01:55 AM
when eaten raw
Clunk
13th February 2011, 02:05 AM
tuna tastes good
timbar
13th February 2011, 02:16 AM
on the beach
Bob
13th February 2011, 08:30 AM
with a beer
Sir Roofy
13th February 2011, 08:38 AM
olive oil croutons lettuce
MQ MAD
13th February 2011, 08:52 AM
Hey roofy i know your from Vic bud,but its only 3 words not 4 (LOL)
And jennifer hawkins
Bob
13th February 2011, 08:57 AM
not good for
DX grunt
13th February 2011, 09:12 AM
people with indigestion
DX grunt
13th February 2011, 09:12 AM
if eaten quickly
Bob
13th February 2011, 09:32 AM
makes you belch
Dark 1
13th February 2011, 09:36 AM
barrrrrp!!! I need
Bob
13th February 2011, 09:41 AM
sparkling antacid eno
MQ MAD
13th February 2011, 09:45 AM
and more beer
Bob
13th February 2011, 09:51 AM
and jennifer hawkins
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 10:47 AM
with beer ontop
DX grunt
13th February 2011, 10:51 AM
Time to handover to Bigrig. Change of plans - going on holidays NOW, not tomorow.
Following Bob’s horses, stepping on fresh Bear’s PIZZA BASE, with a topping – cheese, tomato, garlic, ham, pineapple, pepperoni, fresh roo roadkill. All good things that make you want to go climb Harbour Bridge on Sunday afternoon to glide away – “Bungeeeeeee. Highly Illegal, but oh sooooo high in the smog and fog.
To get fresh, wear nice cologne – not just brute, trade your mate for some Colgate, mouthwash and some soap on a chaffing cream. For what? I’m guessing, so don’t leave without me either!
The ducks are on the pond happily quacking away , then suddenly, KABOOOM! No more ducks.
DX’s f@rt blew the feathers off the cat’s whisker – but look what the cat dragged into the bed – a live bird – which Clunk sat down next to, to stroke its flapping wings, then squarked for food. And that’s why it was hungry – but it didn’t. This lesson was – don’t touch pussy if you value your Nissan.
Patrol is a beast, but don’t do donuts in the bedroom coz crumbs block up your fury little penguins are good to cook on BBQ when ice cold when eaten raw.
Tuna tastes good on the beach with a beer, olive oil croutons and J3nifer Horkins. Not good for people with indigestion if eaten quickly
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 10:54 AM
good on ya Ross
hope you and your family have a realy good time away
relax and sit back
cheers
nowoolies
Paul
Bigrig
13th February 2011, 11:38 AM
BigRig is hungover
(oooohhhh my poor aching head ... If everyone can refrain from any more posts on the three word game whilst Rossco is away, that would be appreciated!!! LoL).
Bob
13th February 2011, 12:37 PM
now some fun
Bigrig needs something to do so lots of posts guys
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 12:49 PM
BigRig is hungover
(oooohhhh my poor aching head ... If everyone can refrain from any more posts on the three word game whilst Rossco is away, that would be appreciated!!! LoL).
HOWS THE HEAD !!!!!!!
right i gotta get on the 3 word show hahahahah
MQ MAD
13th February 2011, 01:18 PM
hangover,ya learner !!!
Bob
13th February 2011, 01:56 PM
hope it hurts (LOL LOL)
Clunk
13th February 2011, 02:26 PM
bloody big wuss
Bob
13th February 2011, 04:24 PM
should drink light
molongmick
13th February 2011, 04:29 PM
beer or rum
Bob
13th February 2011, 04:39 PM
definately not rum
Dark 1
13th February 2011, 04:49 PM
from your bum
TUFF_GU
13th February 2011, 04:51 PM
Cause that tastes
Dark 1
13th February 2011, 05:00 PM
rather nutty. Next
Bob
13th February 2011, 05:05 PM
you will know
timbar
13th February 2011, 05:15 PM
it will snow
Bob
13th February 2011, 05:27 PM
in the west
Sir Roofy
13th February 2011, 06:02 PM
south is best
Bigrig
13th February 2011, 06:05 PM
, if you know (I'm feeling better!!! Nothing a dozen or so stubbies couldn't fix!!!!! LOL).
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 06:06 PM
who sells the
Bob
13th February 2011, 06:13 PM
or who pays
Sir Roofy
13th February 2011, 06:14 PM
Patrol manuals cheap
Bob
13th February 2011, 06:16 PM
this forum does
Sir Roofy
13th February 2011, 06:17 PM
But only after
Bob
13th February 2011, 06:18 PM
posting 25 posts
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 06:19 PM
from the starship
Sir Roofy
13th February 2011, 06:22 PM
To base and
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 06:26 PM
then you will
Sir Roofy
13th February 2011, 06:27 PM
Get help with
MQ MAD
13th February 2011, 07:20 PM
fixing your datsun,
timbar
13th February 2011, 07:21 PM
or your nissan
big_fletch
13th February 2011, 07:42 PM
When the mud
Dark 1
13th February 2011, 08:04 PM
turns to rock
big_fletch
13th February 2011, 08:14 PM
Things can get
Dark 1
13th February 2011, 08:26 PM
tuff. Shit happens
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 08:56 PM
when you sink
Clunk
13th February 2011, 09:20 PM
like a rock
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 09:24 PM
without your floaties
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 09:37 PM
and dont forget
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 09:42 PM
nowoolies wants nowoolies
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 09:43 PM
or coles either
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 09:44 PM
but pubs allowed
Dark 1
13th February 2011, 09:46 PM
,pubs always allowed.
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 09:47 PM
to give free
Clunk
13th February 2011, 09:48 PM
bourban and beer
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 09:50 PM
to me only
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 09:50 PM
kegs of scotch
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 09:50 PM
after buying GU
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 09:53 PM
a lemonade drink
Clunk
13th February 2011, 09:55 PM
a little cider
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 09:55 PM
and no ice
Clunk
13th February 2011, 09:58 PM
add some OOZO
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 10:01 PM
to your drink
Clunk
13th February 2011, 10:02 PM
get absolutley mashed
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 10:03 PM
call yourself bigrig
Clunk
13th February 2011, 10:06 PM
not me never
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 10:08 PM
would be hard
Clunk
13th February 2011, 10:10 PM
me fall down
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 10:11 PM
after watching union
Clunk
13th February 2011, 10:13 PM
fantastic bloomin game
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 10:20 PM
for the deprived
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 10:21 PM
unwanted evicted welshmen
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 10:22 PM
with no future
Clunk
13th February 2011, 10:29 PM
now I'm hurt (oh my bleedin heart hahahahaha)
Finly Owner
13th February 2011, 10:30 PM
joined our forum
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 10:32 PM
because it was
Clunk
13th February 2011, 10:33 PM
full of likeminded
wildgu6
13th February 2011, 10:38 PM
aussie rules people
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 10:39 PM
nowoolies wants nowoolies
to blo#dy hot here for them mate hahahahaha
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 10:41 PM
aerial ping pong
Clunk
13th February 2011, 10:42 PM
aussie rules people
aerial ping pong
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 10:48 PM
rugby rules ofcourse
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 10:49 PM
aerial ping pong
cross country basketball hahahahahahaha
Clunk
13th February 2011, 10:54 PM
too right mate hahahaha
nowoolies
13th February 2011, 11:01 PM
he said smiling
Clunk
14th February 2011, 01:00 AM
while the dog
timbar
14th February 2011, 01:07 AM
cocked his leg
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 07:19 AM
water ran by
patch697
14th February 2011, 08:07 AM
but the dog
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 08:13 AM
held fast, his
patch697
14th February 2011, 08:15 AM
cocking continued until
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 08:29 AM
but alas it
Bob
14th February 2011, 08:31 AM
hit electric fence
patch697
14th February 2011, 08:33 AM
& the look
Bob
14th February 2011, 08:34 AM
pain was something
patch697
14th February 2011, 08:38 AM
the likes can't
Bob
14th February 2011, 08:39 AM
be adequately described
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 08:45 AM
the pain was
Bob
14th February 2011, 08:47 AM
nothing compared to
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 08:48 AM
numbing, couldnt move
MQ MAD
14th February 2011, 08:52 AM
but soldiered on,
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 08:53 AM
tucked up but
Bob
14th February 2011, 08:55 AM
i've lost it
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 09:16 AM
he said rolling
Bob
14th February 2011, 09:18 AM
on the ground
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 09:28 AM
in barbque sauce
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 09:30 AM
which tastes good
Bob
14th February 2011, 09:31 AM
fish and chips
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 09:33 AM
and beer and
Bob
14th February 2011, 09:33 AM
packet of chips
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 09:35 AM
mountain trout stream (im now dreaming)
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 09:37 AM
where bush nimhps
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 09:39 AM
are roaming free
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 09:42 AM
hard to take
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 09:44 AM
down the dell
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 09:45 AM
amongst the ferns
Bob
14th February 2011, 09:51 AM
the lyrebird sings
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 09:54 AM
with his thing
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 09:54 AM
stuck in the
(you lads posting madly just to upset me?? LOL)
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 09:57 AM
the bull frog(have another beer or 5)
Bob
14th February 2011, 09:59 AM
what bloody bullfrog
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:00 AM
the one with
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:02 AM
wart on nose
(48 Pages on this thread since 10th February)
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:07 AM
and guess what
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:07 AM
stuck in the
(you lads posting madly just to upset me?? LOL)
nearly beer oclock there have a couple will settle the nerves lmao
MQ MAD
14th February 2011, 10:14 AM
more posts coming
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:17 AM
nearly beer oclock there have a couple will settle the nerves lmao
Already on that mate!!! Had a big weekend with dhuck, so needed a hair of the dog!!!
http://184.72.239.143/mu/3ce44d4e-6d8f-5477.jpg
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:18 AM
doggy there as well hahahahahaha
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:19 AM
beer and fag
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:20 AM
fixes you up
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:24 AM
from previous night
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 10:29 AM
on the town
MQ MAD
14th February 2011, 10:31 AM
bugger the fags,
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:32 AM
not good for
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:33 AM
too much actually
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:34 AM
or your health
I have given up smoking (over a Year now) so I am one of those dreaded reformed smokers
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:35 AM
oh well, I'll
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:35 AM
light another fag
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:36 AM
and ponder life
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:37 AM
in the dunny
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 10:38 AM
reading the paper
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:39 AM
with the bullfrog
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:40 AM
in the bowl
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 10:40 AM
yea green ones
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:41 AM
sick sick sick
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:42 AM
in the bowl (LOL)
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 10:42 AM
but good good
AB
14th February 2011, 10:42 AM
oops, no paper
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:43 AM
ab`s awake said
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:43 AM
use your finger
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 10:43 AM
no ones home
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:44 AM
for what said????
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 10:45 AM
bigrig help needed
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:45 AM
send more BEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:46 AM
please, please, please
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:47 AM
aw stop sooking
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:47 AM
Said the bullfrog
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:48 AM
shoot the bullfrog
AB
14th February 2011, 10:48 AM
and flush toilet
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:50 AM
going, going, gone! (LOL)
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 10:53 AM
alas hewas
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 10:54 AM
a good frog
Bigrig
14th February 2011, 10:54 AM
but gone now
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:54 AM
i hope so......
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:58 AM
shoot the bullfrog
you didnt like my poor poor little alien either sir hahahahahahahaha
AB
14th February 2011, 10:58 AM
but the aliens (beat me to it...lol)
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:58 AM
you didnt like my poor poor little alien either sir hahahahahahahaha
no no no......
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 10:59 AM
are BACK sir
Bob
14th February 2011, 10:59 AM
not them again.....
AB
14th February 2011, 10:59 AM
with flying colours!
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 11:00 AM
and chasing BOB !!!!!!!
Sir Roofy
14th February 2011, 11:02 AM
shoot the aliens
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 11:04 AM
not this time (their bullet proof)
nowoolies
14th February 2011, 11:05 AM
and toilet proof
Bob
14th February 2011, 11:07 AM
and trained too
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