The 3 word game!

[Sir Roofy]

Again need windowwinder

[Clunk]

for Ab's new

[Clunk]

swiss army knife

[Sir Roofy]

Shiny gq aye

[DX grunt]

Well this part of the thread was interesting..... a couple of members had to 'rethink' because they dug themselves in too deep. lol? Hey boys? I'm sure it was all in good fun and no harm intended.



Making less sense – laptop batteries dying. Going, going, GONE. “Must keep aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggh”. “Nite all,” said to self, as all disappeared into the nite. But they’re back - as dawn breaks, in the 200B, with narrow tyres for cutting pizza into small shapes – looking like lovehearts.

Then, all of them were crushed to make Corollas - that are fast going downhill, chased by pushbikes and kids’ scooters, followed by parents in Monaros with lift kits and big rubber – and rubbing on flares, smoking up the joint big time, setting alarms off and automated reticulation at Police Headquarters.

But alas, no one was booked for too fast. For a GQ car went sideways, snaked away, but bounced off beanbag into a ditch, resting on a poufee’, with wheels splayed.

GU to rescue itself from bog, whilst recovering old beatup GQ – a Tojo as well, with consummate ease. The GU shone with pride as it rescued GQ.

AB’s GQ was insanely super powered – even without turbo power that lifted front wheels 4foot forwards, then stopped. In a leaping movement of faith, dropped back axles and dug deep – almost got sucked into a black hole that alien’s defecated in weekly – just for molongmick.

So cruisers can’t escape the hole and sink like me in water - floating like butterflies and sting like bees in heat buzzing about roofy’s great big long hard plastic thing, hidden away in side drawer, gently vibrating away like buzzing bees in full hives, full of gooey sticky runny liquid pumped by hand.

“More baby, please”. That’s what she squealed in delight when held tightly by Dhuck’s strong……

She called out to her Nissan: “more rubber please. I need more door trim seals with cream on top, to stop dust from filling my make up bag with improvised body cracks”.

Red desert sand that can embarrass s3xy smurfette in tight lycra suits in mass 0rg!es with experimental scientists, dousing with diffoil after big days of recovering Tojos in simple bogs of 2inch mud in that blackstuff between Bigrig’s crack in the driveway of the Rubicom – which needed lifting from dramatic stock to earth shattering heights of extreme pleasing pastoral pleasure bowel control, which helps with the bouncing on rough finished bean bags of farmer’s crops.

Kippers and manure stink the place. Threw me off the wagon with a big bang. “Yippee yie ya and mmmmm baby.

So who’s changing 4th gear down the old man’s MQ short with his balls swaying and dragging in Patty Newton’s left nostril like a bunyip on heat?” She just couldn’t blow it out – no matter how much Clunk71 tickled its underbelly. So Patty karked it. Oh poor patty – hate her anyway. But Burt doesn’t give a flying horses @rse – or does he wash the car? Maybe he doesn’t give a rats, no horses, @rse.

But the bunyups pieballed and all are still in the race and here comes ‘That Fantastic GQ’ – all shiney new – but no roadworthy. Time to sell to mqmad (lol).

Bigrig is interested in xxxx gold or Hahn Light – whichever’s the cheapest – but not VB.

“Air fare to Bali, anyone? Taking bookings now. Cheap rates too”.
“Nah mate, sorry. I’m just an Aussie touring Australia”
“OK, Lake Eyre”.
“But I love Sandgroper Country, aye?”
“Where the sand gets in beer – not in jocks. Oh so glad I wore socks”
“Help. Please Bigrig. Theyre ganging up on beer now. HELP buddy. HELP”

Big girls blouse will fit nicely with DX’s G-string, on Clunk’s body.

Now I can watch Plassy dance the can can and techno robot, going dooff, dooff and duff duff, sailing around everywhere in a decrepid, let me say, wooden rowing boat.

“Oh no!”
“What?”
“No LOL oars, only f@rt power”
Only if you ate more beans to hit sales, f@rt power is an old GQ.

Bob’s at it again. Need new windowwinder for AB’s new swiss army knife. Shiny GQ aye?

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[Sir Roofy]

Rossco thats pure gold mate its worth a million if its printed

[DX grunt]

Rossco thats pure gold mate its worth a million if its printed

I've saved the whole lot in Word format. How do I copyright it? lol

[Sir Roofy]

Dont know but someone might find out how before we loose it

[Sir Roofy]

Following bobs horses

[Clunk]

I've saved the whole lot in Word format. How do I copyright it? lol

put a big C on it and then circle arounf the C lol

[Clunk]

Following bobs horses

stepping on fresh

[Sir Roofy]

bears PIZZA BASE

[Woof]

with a topping

[Sir Roofy]

Cheese tomato garlic

[timbar]

ham pinapple peporoni

[Woof]

fresh roo roadkill

[Sir Roofy]

All good things

[Woof]

that make you

[timbar]

want to go

[DX grunt]

climb Harbour bridge

[DX grunt]

on Sunday afternoon

[Sir Roofy]

To glide away

[DX grunt]

Bungeeeeeeeeeee. Highly illegal

[Sir Roofy]

But oh soooooooo

[timbar]

high in the

[DX grunt]

smog and fog

[Sir Roofy]

To get fresh

[DX grunt]

,wear nice cologne

[Sir Roofy]

Not just brute

[DX grunt]

, trade your mate,

[DX grunt]

deleted. Entered in Error

[Sir Roofy]

For some colgate

[Sir Roofy]

Mouth wash and

[timbar]

,soap on a

[DX grunt]

what. I'm guessing

[Dark 1]

so don't leave

[DX grunt]

without me either!

[Dark 1]

The ducks are

[Woof]

on the pond

[Dark 1]

happilly quacking away

[DX grunt]

then suddenly, KABOOOM

[DX grunt]

no more ducks.

[Clunk]

Dx's f@rt blew

[Woof]

the feathers off

[Clunk]

the cats whisker

[Woof]

but look what

[molongmick]

the cat dragged

[Clunk]

into the bed

[DX grunt]

- a live bird

[Clunk]

which Clunk sat

[timbar]

down next to

[Clunk]

to stroke it's

[timbar]

flapping wings then

[DX grunt]

squarked for food

[MS29431]

And thats why..

[Boagie]

it was hungry

[Clunk]

but it didn't

[MS29431]

This lesson was..

[Boagie]

dont touch pussy

[MS29431]

If you value

[timbar]

Your Nissan Patrol

[Clunk]

is a beast

[MS29431]

But don't do

[timbar]

donuts in the

[Clunk]

bedroom coz crumbs

[MS29431]

Block up your

[Boagie]

furry little penguins

[MS29431]

are good to

[Clunk]

cook on bbq

[timbar]

with ice cold

[Boagie]

when eaten raw

[Clunk]

tuna tastes good

[timbar]

on the beach

[Bob]

with a beer

[Sir Roofy]

olive oil croutons lettuce

[MQ MAD]

Hey roofy i know your from Vic bud,but its only 3 words not 4 (LOL)


And jennifer hawkins

[Bob]

not good for

[DX grunt]

people with indigestion

[DX grunt]

if eaten quickly

[Bob]

makes you belch

[Dark 1]

barrrrrp!!! I need

[Bob]

sparkling antacid eno

[MQ MAD]

and more beer

[Bob]

and jennifer hawkins

[nowoolies]

with beer ontop

[DX grunt]

Time to handover to Bigrig. Change of plans - going on holidays NOW, not tomorow.

Following Bob’s horses, stepping on fresh Bear’s PIZZA BASE, with a topping – cheese, tomato, garlic, ham, pineapple, pepperoni, fresh roo roadkill. All good things that make you want to go climb Harbour Bridge on Sunday afternoon to glide away – “Bungeeeeeee. Highly Illegal, but oh sooooo high in the smog and fog.

To get fresh, wear nice cologne – not just brute, trade your mate for some Colgate, mouthwash and some soap on a chaffing cream. For what? I’m guessing, so don’t leave without me either!

The ducks are on the pond happily quacking away , then suddenly, KABOOOM! No more ducks.
DX’s f@rt blew the feathers off the cat’s whisker – but look what the cat dragged into the bed – a live bird – which Clunk sat down next to, to stroke its flapping wings, then squarked for food. And that’s why it was hungry – but it didn’t. This lesson was – don’t touch pussy if you value your Nissan.

Patrol is a beast, but don’t do donuts in the bedroom coz crumbs block up your fury little penguins are good to cook on BBQ when ice cold when eaten raw.

Tuna tastes good on the beach with a beer, olive oil croutons and J3nifer Horkins. Not good for people with indigestion if eaten quickly

[nowoolies]

good on ya Ross
hope you and your family have a realy good time away
relax and sit back
cheers
nowoolies
Paul

[Bigrig]

BigRig is hungover

(oooohhhh my poor aching head ... If everyone can refrain from any more posts on the three word game whilst Rossco is away, that would be appreciated!!! LoL).

[Bob]

now some fun


Bigrig needs something to do so lots of posts guys

[nowoolies]

BigRig is hungover

(oooohhhh my poor aching head ... If everyone can refrain from any more posts on the three word game whilst Rossco is away, that would be appreciated!!! LoL).

HOWS THE HEAD !!!!!!!
right i gotta get on the 3 word show hahahahah

[MQ MAD]

hangover,ya learner !!!

[Bob]

hope it hurts (LOL LOL)

[Clunk]

bloody big wuss

[Bob]

should drink light

[molongmick]

beer or rum

[Bob]

definately not rum

[Dark 1]

from your bum

[TUFF_GU]

Cause that tastes

[Dark 1]

rather nutty. Next

[Bob]

you will know

[timbar]

it will snow

[Bob]

in the west

[Sir Roofy]

south is best

[Bigrig]

, if you know (I'm feeling better!!! Nothing a dozen or so stubbies couldn't fix!!!!! LOL).

[wildgu6]

who sells the

[Bob]

or who pays

[Sir Roofy]

Patrol manuals cheap

[Bob]

this forum does

[Sir Roofy]

But only after

[Bob]

posting 25 posts

[wildgu6]

from the starship

[Sir Roofy]

To base and

[wildgu6]

then you will

[Sir Roofy]

Get help with

[MQ MAD]

fixing your datsun,

[timbar]

or your nissan

[big_fletch]

When the mud

[Dark 1]

turns to rock

[big_fletch]

Things can get

[Dark 1]

tuff. Shit happens

[nowoolies]

when you sink

[Clunk]

like a rock

[wildgu6]

without your floaties

[nowoolies]

and dont forget

[Finly Owner]

nowoolies wants nowoolies

[wildgu6]

or coles either

[Finly Owner]

but pubs allowed

[Dark 1]

,pubs always allowed.

[Finly Owner]

to give free

[Clunk]

bourban and beer

[Finly Owner]

to me only

[wildgu6]

kegs of scotch

[wildgu6]

after buying GU

[Finly Owner]

a lemonade drink

[Clunk]

a little cider

[Finly Owner]

and no ice

[Clunk]

add some OOZO

[Finly Owner]

to your drink

[Clunk]

get absolutley mashed

[Finly Owner]

call yourself bigrig

[Clunk]

not me never

[Finly Owner]

would be hard

[Clunk]

me fall down

[Finly Owner]

after watching union

[Clunk]

fantastic bloomin game

[wildgu6]

for the deprived

[Finly Owner]

unwanted evicted welshmen

[wildgu6]

with no future

[Clunk]

now I'm hurt (oh my bleedin heart hahahahaha)

[Finly Owner]

joined our forum

[wildgu6]

because it was

[Clunk]

full of likeminded

[wildgu6]

aussie rules people

[nowoolies]

nowoolies wants nowoolies

to blo#dy hot here for them mate hahahahaha

[nowoolies]

aerial ping pong

[Clunk]

aussie rules people

aerial ping pong

[nowoolies]

rugby rules ofcourse

[nowoolies]

aerial ping pong

cross country basketball hahahahahahaha

[Clunk]

too right mate hahahaha

[nowoolies]

he said smiling

[Clunk]

while the dog

[timbar]

cocked his leg

[Sir Roofy]

water ran by

[patch697]

but the dog

[Sir Roofy]

held fast, his

[patch697]

cocking continued until

[Sir Roofy]

but alas it

[Bob]

hit electric fence

[patch697]

& the look

[Bob]

pain was something

[patch697]

the likes can't

[Bob]

be adequately described

[Sir Roofy]

the pain was

[Bob]

nothing compared to

[Sir Roofy]

numbing, couldnt move

[MQ MAD]

but soldiered on,

[Sir Roofy]

tucked up but

[Bob]

i've lost it

[nowoolies]

he said rolling

[Bob]

on the ground

[nowoolies]

in barbque sauce

[Bigrig]

which tastes good

[Bob]

fish and chips

[nowoolies]

and beer and

[Bob]

packet of chips

[nowoolies]

mountain trout stream (im now dreaming)

[Sir Roofy]

where bush nimhps

[Sir Roofy]

are roaming free

[nowoolies]

hard to take

[Sir Roofy]

down the dell

[Sir Roofy]

amongst the ferns

[Bob]

the lyrebird sings

[nowoolies]

with his thing

[Bigrig]

stuck in the

(you lads posting madly just to upset me?? LOL)

[Sir Roofy]

the bull frog(have another beer or 5)

[Bob]

what bloody bullfrog

[Bigrig]

the one with

[Bob]

wart on nose


(48 Pages on this thread since 10th February)

[nowoolies]

and guess what

[nowoolies]

stuck in the

(you lads posting madly just to upset me?? LOL)

nearly beer oclock there have a couple will settle the nerves lmao

[MQ MAD]

more posts coming

[Bigrig]

nearly beer oclock there have a couple will settle the nerves lmao

Already on that mate!!! Had a big weekend with dhuck, so needed a hair of the dog!!!

http://184.72.239.143/mu/3ce44d4e-6d8f-5477.jpg

[nowoolies]

doggy there as well hahahahahaha

[Bob]

beer and fag

[Bigrig]

fixes you up

[Bob]

from previous night

[Sir Roofy]

on the town

[MQ MAD]

bugger the fags,

[Bob]

not good for

[Bigrig]

too much actually

[Bob]

or your health


I have given up smoking (over a Year now) so I am one of those dreaded reformed smokers

[Bigrig]

oh well, I'll

[Bob]

light another fag

[Bigrig]

and ponder life

[Bob]

in the dunny

[Sir Roofy]

reading the paper

[nowoolies]

with the bullfrog

[Bigrig]

in the bowl

[Sir Roofy]

yea green ones

[Bob]

sick sick sick

[Bigrig]

in the bowl (LOL)

[Sir Roofy]

but good good

[AB]

oops, no paper

[nowoolies]

ab`s awake said

[Bob]

use your finger

[Sir Roofy]

no ones home

[nowoolies]

for what said????

[Sir Roofy]

bigrig help needed

[nowoolies]

send more BEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Bigrig]

please, please, please

[Bob]

aw stop sooking

[nowoolies]

Said the bullfrog

[Bob]

shoot the bullfrog

[AB]

and flush toilet

[Bigrig]

going, going, gone! (LOL)

[Sir Roofy]

alas hewas

[Sir Roofy]

a good frog

[Bigrig]

but gone now

[Bob]

i hope so......

[nowoolies]

shoot the bullfrog

you didnt like my poor poor little alien either sir hahahahahahahaha

[AB]

but the aliens (beat me to it...lol)

[Bob]

you didnt like my poor poor little alien either sir hahahahahahahaha

no no no......

[nowoolies]

are BACK sir

[Bob]

not them again.....

[AB]

with flying colours!

[nowoolies]

and chasing BOB !!!!!!!

[Sir Roofy]

shoot the aliens

[nowoolies]

not this time (their bullet proof)

[nowoolies]

and toilet proof

[Bob]

and trained too