Ouch!!

[the ferret]

Bonnet came down on the finger today, mongrel, Gas struts have died, no one home, trapped by the cannot linger (finger) till I die.
Lucky there was a brickies trowel on the floor nearby, prised her up and extracted the finger.
I could have starved to death, and to make matters worse, there was a fridge full of beer, JUST out of reach!!
Now sitting with a nice Red and cheese, because I stacked on such a show when the cook came home.
Nurses uniform and all, win win!!:049:
Check ya struts guys.
Cheers, owch, the ferret.

[Winnie]

Hahaha bloody hell mate you're lucky you're still here with us, what a traumatic event. Can't imagine what it would be like to not be within arms reach of a fridge full of beer.

[Woof]

Bloody hell mate, if I knew that your fridge was full of beer I would have come around.









PS yeah may have helped you as well....ROFLMAO

[the ferret]

I have only just woken from the SHOCK.
http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/002-3.jpg
cheers, the ferret.

[threedogs]

Which finger????????social, Mr Tall, piggy wiggy one????

[the ferret]

Which finger????????social, Mr Tall, piggy wiggy one????

Nahh, spare one lol.
Cheers, the ferret.

[Finly Owner]

No Struts YAY!!!!!!

That looks f@c%in" Sore, lucky you're tough.



Tim

[Woof]

Well I have just learn't something, GU bonnets must be made of hard plastic...............or is it that the owners are princesses...haha
Seriously Rod, looks very sore mate.

[growler2058]

Gooood Job!! Looks like it hurt like a mofo


Tap, Tap.......Who's there?

[NissanGQ4.2]

Lucky I wasn't there.

I would of helped myself to the fridge and left you there till it was near empty, then as I opened the bonnet asked if you where going down the bottle shop 2 restock the fridge



Nurses uniform and all, win win!!:049:
.

:useless:*LMAO*

[Sir Roofy]

yep have to watch them struts,mine let go the other day and bopped me on the head

[the ferret]

Well I have just learn't something, GU bonnets must be made of hard plastic...............or is it that the owners are princesses...haha
Seriously Rod, looks very sore mate.
Ill give you Fkn princess , Doggy.

[Finly Owner]

PML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim

[DX grunt]

Which finger????????social, Mr Tall, piggy wiggy one????

It's the rude finger. Just as well you have a spare. lol

It looks sore from here. OUCH!!

[Yendor]

Reading the first post I thought it was going to be a sequel to the movie "127 hours" :D

[2TROLLFAM]

looks BLOODY SORE!! You poor baby

[the ferret]

Lucky I wasn't there.

I would of helped myself to the fridge and left you there till it was near empty, then as I opened the bonnet asked if you where going down the bottle shop 2 restock the fridge




:useless:*LMAO*
http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/nursesuniform.jpg
Cheers, the ferret

[Silver]

Ouch, Ferret!!!!

Sympathy flowing West as best I can send it!

[the ferret]

Ouch, Ferret!!!!

Sympathy flowing West as best I can send it!
Cheers mate.
The ferret

[the ferret]

PML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim
HA HA KOFF Tim.
Cheers, the ferret.

[NissanGQ4.2]

Sorry Rod, I have no sympathy for you what so ever............ If you bought a GQ you wouldn't need to have the bonnet up..... A GU's bonnet is up all the time, no surprise the struts died

[lufkin]

Had mine come down on my hand before across the knuckles. Felt like my hand broke. I now have a elcheapo fold up chair from big W. holds it up perfectly haha

[the ferret]

Sorry Rod, I have no sympathy for you what so ever............ If you bought a GQ you wouldn't need to have the bonnet up..... A GU's bonnet is up all the time, no surprise the struts died

You'll keep toddy, PMSLROTFSMWAOMFJ
Cheers the ferret.

[the ferret]

It's the rude finger. Just as well you have a spare. lol

It looks sore from here. OUCH!!
You oughta be on this end of it Rossco.

[the ferret]

looks BLOODY SORE!! You poor baby
Ohhhhhh, that's just the response I was after lol
Cheers The ferret.

[Clunk]

That's what ya get forowning sub standard equipment ......... now suck it up butter cup and have yourself a nice big cup of hot concrete!!!!!!!!! Hahaha























P.S. it does look a little sore though Rod, so maybe I was a little harsh...... time to fit a good old fashioned bonnet keeper upper me thinks

[the ferret]

That's what ya get forowning sub standard equipment ......... now suck it up butter cup and have yourself a nice big cup of hot concrete!!!!!!!!! Hahaha
And I thought you were a Mate lol
.Cheers, the ferret























P.S. it does look a little sore though Rod, so maybe I was a little harsh...... time to fit a good old fashioned bonnet keeper upper me thinks
And I thought you were a Mate lol
Cheers, the ferret

[Clunk]

And I thought you were a Mate lol
Cheers, the ferret

Well I did kind of say sorry down the bottom........ sort of lol

[Woof]

Shame on me and shame on the rest of you, poor old Rod posted this for a bit of sympathy and what did he get..... absolutely none, only one person felt sorry for him, well done Amelia.

[2TROLLFAM]

Shame on me and shame on the rest of you, poor old Rod posted this for a bit of sympathy and what did he get..... absolutely none, only one person felt sorry for him, well done Amelia.

That's cuz I'm such a nice person :) btw hows it healing??

[the ferret]

H t nks Amelia, he ling g od, b t as yo c n s e, i'm ha ing tro ble ty ing wi h the so e fin er.
Ble s yo .
Che rs, t e F rett.

[the ferret]

Shame on me and shame on the rest of you, poor old Rod posted this for a bit of sympathy and what did he get..... absolutely none, only one person felt sorry for him, well done Amelia.
Nearly ten thousand members and not one card, no flowers and no chockies, no offers of help in the workshop, not even a cold beer to dull the pain.
Amelia is OK in my book.
Now back to suffering, cheers, the ferret.

[Silver]

Does the sympathy I sent all the way from the East amount to nought???? (please see the bottom of page 2). :-) :-) :-)

Mind you, I would prefer sympathy from Amelia to my apparently poor effort :-) :-) :-)

[the ferret]

Does the sympathy I sent all the way from the East amount to nought???? (please see the bottom of page 2). :-) :-) :-)

Mind you, I would prefer sympathy from Amelia to my apparently poor effort :-) :-) :-)

Your sympathy overwhelmed Me Silver, It's just that the tears in my eyes from the pain and the difficulty holding a beer blurred my vision,
I did read it earlier and was very humbled, but as you can see, I thrive on sympathy, beer, chockies, cards and cake, and am now only just able to type a bit.
This could go on for years mate, LOL
Cheers in everlasting pain and anguish,
the ferret.

[2TROLLFAM]

Oh Silver!!! just prooves is East Coasters are caring sharing types LOL did ya get flowers I sent ferret??

[Sir Roofy]

nearly ten thousand members and not one card, no flowers and no chockies, no offers of help in the workshop, not even a cold beer to dull the pain.
Amelia is ok in my book.
Now back to suffering, cheers, the ferret.

stops the bonnet attacking

17874

[the ferret]

Oh Silver!!! just prooves is East Coasters are caring sharing types LOL did ya get flowers I sent ferret??
I'm touched Amelia!!
http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/ferret/0014.jpg

[2TROLLFAM]

Oh PHEW !! I was worried they hadn't arrived LMFAO !!

[the ferret]

Oh PHEW !! I was worried they hadn't arrived LMFAO !!

Yeah, next day, the bottle of Haig Dimple is just about gone too!!
Cheers, the ferret.

[taslucas]

It's just that the tears in my eyes from the pain and the difficulty holding a beer as you can see, I thrive on sympathy, beer, chockies, cards and cake, and am now only just able to type a bit.
This could go on for years mate, LOL
Cheers in everlasting pain and anguish,
the ferret.


BLOODY GU DRIVERS.......



Tap, crackle, pop

[Woof]

BLOODY GU DRIVERS.......



Tap, crackle, pop
Oh how could you say that Lucas..................................as soon as this sympathy thread reaches 5 pages, THEN it is open slather again mate...roflmao

[rkinsey]

Beer wouldnt have helped Feret... It wouldnt of hurt either...... but in a serious case such as this one I would prescribe Whiskey. As much as you like until the injury has been fully repaired and you can play the violin again.

Cheers,

Rob

[Dingo55]

Ferret, for a minute there I was worried sick about you but the pic shows it wasn't your fishing finger, phew. I hope there's no structural damage to the the bonnet. Will you be producing a limited edition Ferret Squashed Finger EGT shim?

cheers,

[the ferret]

Ferret, for a minute there I was worried sick about you but the pic shows it wasn't your fishing finger, phew. I hope there's no structural damage to the the bonnet. Will you be producing a limited edition Ferret Squashed Finger EGT shim?

cheers,

Yep, complete with blood stains, the new shims are $150 each, havn't sold many at the new rate tho lol.
Finger coming along nicely, I think it was the flowers and scotch Amelia sent, bless her.
Bonnet is good, no scratches, I've left the blood on there tho, good talking point.
Thankyou for your concern Dingo, you can rest easy and sleep tonight, I have a pretty little French Nurse looking after me ATM.
I would post a few pics of her in action but this is a family Forum.
Cheers, the ferret.

[the ferret]

Beer wouldnt have helped Feret... It wouldnt of hurt either...... but in a serious case such as this one I would prescribe Whiskey. As much as you like until the injury has been fully repaired and you can play the violin again.

Cheers,

Rob

Nah, still trying to master the guitar, I tried putting it under my chin and it just squarks lol.
point taken lol.
Cheers, the ferret.

[Woof]

Thanks for sending me a photo of your nurse Rod, just thought that everyone else would like to see her..
I am sure that you will make a very speedy recovery mate...
http://www.themefancydress.com/ekmps/shops/online/images/nurse-costume-man-in-drag-3724-p.jpg

[Clunk]

Hey Ferret, you Saud you'd never send anyone that photo of me....... You said it would be our little secret????? Well that's the last time I bandage up your finger for you!!!!

[Woof]

Hey Ferret, you Saud you'd never send anyone that photo of me....... You said it would be our little secret????? Well that's the last time I bandage up your finger for you!!!!

Sorry Clunky, do not blame Rod as he told me not to post it but you looked so good I could not help it mate...........

[the ferret]

Thanks for sending me a photo of your nurse Rod, just thought that everyone else would like to see her..
I am sure that you will make a very speedy recovery mate...
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/

You'll keep Doggy!!

[the ferret]

Hey Ferret, you Saud you'd never send anyone that photo of me....... You said it would be our little secret????? Well that's the last time I bandage up your finger for you!!!!

Sorry Clunk, But I'm sure you sent an email saying it was OK to post the pic as you were short of night work LOL
Anyway....... ya don't look too bad, .................................................. ............................... with ya clothes on !!

[Clunk]

Sorry Clunky, do not blame Rod as he told me not to post it but you looked so good I could not help it mate...........

My legs have never looked so good hahahaha

[the ferret]

My legs have never looked so good hahahaha
They felt very smoothe the other night LOL
But you could try waxing, stubble is not my thing, I know, I know, you do your best Clunk!!

[Sprattman]

God damn. Did you go straight out and buy new struts?
I bet a thousand thoughts went through your head between the initial "OH CRAP THAT HURTS... OH CRAP IM STUCK." and "hey that trowel just might work."

[the ferret]

If the trowel hadn't worked, next was the CAT belt buckle lol.
All good now tho, once bitten eh??
No new struts, too mean for the outlay, 1m of mums broom handle, just the ticket lol.. Can't wait till she tries ta sweep the floor, flame suit on.
Cheers, the ferret.

[Robo]

I feel ya bro, had it happen to me once also.
FFFFkn hurts.

That beer will cool ya thirst and stop the swelling when applied to the skin.
alcohol direct to the blood stream lol

[dsmith]

I did that 4 months ago, my nail has only just came back to normal. Now for some reason it's really hard compared to my other fingers. The only logical conclusion is that dropping the bonnet onto it was good for it somehow...