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Mojo01
3rd July 2012, 04:56 PM
On the spare of the moment on the weekend, I decided to take the mojomobile out for a spin on goolwa beach here in south australia, we packed a bit of food, the rods, bait and the stuff to keep warm ( beer and port :P )

now for those who dont know the mojomobile is a stock as a rock GQ with SUV tires , and very saggy old suspension ( lift is coming ). my mate was following me in his mav and he is the same as me the suspension is getting tired, but he runs a set of duelers. When we go to the Murray Mouth we found that there were quite a few people there. when we set up a younger tojo owner started giving us a bit of curry about our stock pootrols, as he called them, he kept on and on about all of his TJM and ARB mods. he left early in the arvo ( 3pm ish ) in his very nice looking 100 series, with all the bells and whistles that we had heard about for the last 4 hours. we were glad to see him gone.

we continued to fish till about 6pm and the weather turn to shit so decided to head off, to get somewhere dry and warm. about 1/2 way down the beach back the to off ramp guess who we came across frantically waving his arms in the dark . yup you guessed it the guy who gave us curry all day. His 100 series would have had close to $15k worth of after market shit on it and there it was nearly getting eaten by the tide, 2 other vehicles where there and they could not get his 100 series out she was in deep with water swirling around the tires.

he had been trying to get it out for about 2 1/2 hours and had only made it worse.

I asked what pressure his tires were at, I got a blank look and laughed, I dropped his tires ( a nice set of mickey claws ) to 15 psi since they where at 38 psi LOL, hooked up his snatch to the back of the mojomobile and guess what ? he was out in a flash..

my final words to him on the beach were, " next time I suggest you respect your elders, since the pootrol may be your only savior, as no amount of mods will save you if you cant drive, see you at the pub"

about 25mins later we were at the pub enjoying a nice cold beer and in walked this tojo driver and his missus, we got talking all the make slander aside and found out that he only had the vehicle for 2 weeks, and had modded the crap out of it. we ended up having dinner with them and had a nice long chat as to why you drop tire pressures LOL, but in doing so also found out that he was not only embarrassed to have been pulled out by a stock Patrol with SUV roadies, but he was glad as apparently his young missus was tearing him a new one for the 2 1/2 hours before we got there, and all the way to the pub. ( i suspect he copped it after as well ).


what amazed me the most was why no one told him to drop his tire pressures there were 2 other vehicles there trying to dig him out they had maxtraks, more bits of kit laying all over the sand than you could find at the 4x4 show, but he had 38 psi in his tires, we also heard no banter on the UHF about anyone being badly bogged ( i leave mine on scan and on all the time ).

A good rig and kit is one thing but if you dont know how to use it there is no point having it. as you wont have it for very long

We now have made a new contact, even though he drives a Tojo..

taslucas
3rd July 2012, 05:05 PM
Haha awesome story mate! The mighty patrol.......it's not a personal opinion, they are actually supreme!!!
Good to see everyone was out safely and you got to teach some good lessons..........and laugh at him !! Lmao

Tap, crackle, pop

threedogs
3rd July 2012, 05:18 PM
Great story, thats why every one should do 4x4 driver training and join a club, whats he gunna do next use his TOW BALL, unless told by someone who knows better, was the missus ok

macca
3rd July 2012, 05:21 PM
All the gear and no idea.

Between the glossy magazines and quick buck salepeople this poor bloke has had a hard lesson.

Great he's into 4wd now, just needs to sort out the BS. Join a forum and a club.

Talk to people, probably wont talk "at them" ever again after that little embarrasment.

Hope his girl is not put off by it all.

Good onya Mojo you did well, hopefully helped him get some real enjoyment from his new truck.

Macca

threedogs
3rd July 2012, 05:25 PM
x2 on that Macca ,people just dont realise how dangerous this can be if not done right like Mojo did, well done

White Elephant
3rd July 2012, 07:08 PM
I love hearing stories like that! Good one. Thanks for filling us in!

growler2058
3rd July 2012, 07:34 PM
Even with tyre pressures down and the good advice and guidance from a troller he still needed a pull out! Hahahahahahahaha bet he wishes he bought a troll now!


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Brendan56
3rd July 2012, 07:40 PM
Jeez, You can have as many mods as you want, but if you buy a toyota or dont have the right know-how, you just wont make it.

Mojo01
3rd July 2012, 11:43 PM
All jokes aside though, I did really feel for the guy and I dont care what someone drives, I dont wanna ever see anyone loose their rig, at least he knows now why we let out the air, yes I know we all hate tojo's BUT when it all comes down to it we are all 4x4 people and you always help a mate out, just as you would expect them to help you out, as we will all get stuck sooner or later... it happens

Mojo01
3rd July 2012, 11:47 PM
Great story, thats why every one should do 4x4 driver training and join a club, whats he gunna do next use his TOW BALL, unless told by someone who knows better, was the missus ok

LOL funny you ask that, he liked my hayman reese recovery tounge it was a mod he didnt have

Clunk
3rd July 2012, 11:56 PM
Top story mojo and good on ya for helping a fellow 4wder........... we allhad to learn sometime and some learn harder than others.....


Now where's the picies????? Lol

Woof
4th July 2012, 12:59 AM
All jokes aside though, I did really feel for the guy and I dont care what someone drives, I dont wanna ever see anyone loose their rig, at least he knows now why we let out the air, yes I know we all hate tojo's BUT when it all comes down to it we are all 4x4 people and you always help a mate out, just as you would expect them to help you out, as we will all get stuck sooner or later... it happens

Well said mate, you are so correct there...........well done all round, it is members with an attitude like you that make this forum what it is.

macca
4th July 2012, 08:02 AM
Well said mate, you are so correct there...........well done all round, it is members with an attitude like you that make this forum what it is.

Agree totally Dogman.

I dont care who drives what, if we travelled with a single brand trips might be a bit ordinary.
The mates here own allsorts and we have a ball when we get out.
They didnt care what I drove when I had no idea and helped me out of many sticky spots.
As one eyed as we are here we are all 4wders in the bush.
Just how it should be.
Good onya guys

Brendan56
4th July 2012, 08:15 AM
I have no problem with Toyota, I just like taking the piss :-P

Tappin trolls
Brendan

taslucas
4th July 2012, 10:06 AM
i have no problem with toyota,


Mods, I think we need to BAN HIM.....

BillsGU
4th July 2012, 10:31 AM
I'm in a club and spend a fair bit of time in the bush. We often come across "uninformed" people in trouble. Most have no recovery equipment at all and we have come across a few who don't even know how to put their 4X4 into four wheel drive. We came across one who did not know about locking hubs. He had been 4 wheeling for some time and thought that you only had to pull the lever inside the HiLux - he didn't know the hubs were free wheeling!

Eveyone should do themselves a favour and join a reputable club. They usually have FREE driver training for members. If you don't want to join a club courses are available.

From experience - letting your mate or dad teach you is not always a good idea. The bad habbits just get passed on.

Superoo
4th July 2012, 10:47 AM
It certainly takes all types doesn't it.
Cheers.

Maxhead
4th July 2012, 11:36 AM
Great story and very true