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22nd May 2016, 08:25 PM
#791
SUCH IS LIFE
Originally Posted by
Bacho86
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Simple, "WANKER"
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22nd May 2016 08:25 PM
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22nd May 2016, 08:26 PM
#792
Patrol Freak
Three guys share a house.
They pay $300 per week rent – so they pay $100 each.
On the day the rent is due they are all sick so they give the $300 to their neighbour to pay the landlord.
The landlord feels sorry for them and gives the neighbour $50 to return to them.
The neighbour is a turd and keeps $20 – giving the remaining $30 to the guys.
That means the guys get $10 back each. That means each guy has paid $90.
$90 X 3 = $270. Add on the $20 the neighbour kept $270 + $20 = $290
What happened to the other $10?
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22nd May 2016, 08:35 PM
#793
Hardcore
Haha I use a variation of this to confuse the grand-kids. Keeps them on their toes.
Cheers
Jack
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22nd May 2016, 08:35 PM
#794
The 747
Haha... Because you have subtracted the $30 then you should subtract the $20 as well.
Which gives you $250, add the $50 from the landlord and voila.
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24th May 2016, 06:06 PM
#795
SPAMINATOR
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24th May 2016, 09:45 PM
#796
Apprentices Rule!!!
Originally Posted by
BillsGU
Three guys share a house.
They pay $300 per week rent – so they pay $100 each.
On the day the rent is due they are all sick so they give the $300 to their neighbour to pay the landlord.
The landlord feels sorry for them and gives the neighbour $50 to return to them.
The neighbour is a turd and keeps $20 – giving the remaining $30 to the guys.
That means the guys get $10 back each. That means each guy has paid $90.
$90 X 3 = $270. Add on the $20 the neighbour kept $270 + $20 = $290
What happened to the other $10?
Easy. The three men paid $90 each.
90x3 = 270.
The landlord got $250
The neighbour got $20
$250 + $20 = $270
Quite simple, just worded to easily confuse. Much like the gubberment really!
Cheers!
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24th May 2016, 11:46 PM
#797
Dribble Master
During a lady's medical examination, the doctors says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her clothes but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Please don't remove your clothes... just show me your tongue!"
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25th May 2016, 12:22 AM
#798
Dribble Master
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26th May 2016, 05:57 PM
#799
Patrol Freak
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
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27th May 2016, 08:25 PM
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Dribble Master
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