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    A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
    One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
    When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream.
    He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


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    A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office.
    The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything"?
    He replies, "Yes caffeine."
    "Have you ever worked for the public service before."
    "Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq for two tours."
    The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.
    Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
    The guy says "Yes,a mine exploded next to me when I was there and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says,"O.K.
    You've got enough points for me to take you on right away.
    Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm.......but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am-and carry on starting at 10.00am everyday."
    The bloke is puzzled and asks."If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm ,why don't you want me here until 10.00am?
    I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know."
    "What you have to understand is that this is a council job,"the
    interviewer says, "For the first two hours,we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.There's no point coming in for that."


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    A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

    After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

    He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

    Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears."

    Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

    Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."


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    I went round to Paddy's house yesterday. I looked up and said, "You've got a high ceiling." He replied, "Yes, the wife wanted two rooms knocked into one!"


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    car went in for a service,,report came back...wobble in front end......
    when i said i know it's been there since we been together.....
    i got slapped......
    apparently the mrs thought i was refering to her front end
    not her cars
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    Isn't she lovely?
    GQ I mean ))

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    I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post
    Isn't she lovely?
    GQ I mean ))

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    they be alright them gq's hey
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    My wife just said to me, "Look at this, I've had this since we got married 20 years ago and it still fits me."

    I said, "It's a fecking scarf."


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    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

    "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

    "I'll have a beer -- a big one." said the third little piggy.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

    "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

    "I'll have another beer, a tall one," said the third little piggy.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

    "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

    "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

    "I'll go for another tall one," said the third little piggy.

    "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

    The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"


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