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    Oh and it's ..... What is this thing, called love?


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    Now look what you've gone and done Grunter!!!! Haven't you got some 'Home and Away' to catch up on?


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    A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
    The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
    "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
    Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
    "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet," the circus couple explained.
    The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
    "It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.
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    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently,
    and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

    A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and,
    to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.
    The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
    By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:
    When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
    They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
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    When you are over fifty, who gives a damn ?

    I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
    She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you 'd look all right."
    I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
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    Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
    Artery - The study of paintings
    Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
    Barium - What doctors do when patients die
    Benign - What you be, after you be eight
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    Enema - Not a friend
    Fester - Quicker than someone else
    Fibula - A small lie
    Impotent - Distinguished, well known
    Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
    Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
    Morbid - A higher offer
    Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
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    Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
    Post Operative - A letter carrier
    Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
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    After looking at this pic I decided I wanted a Toyota .
    IMG_7763.JPG

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    Quote Originally Posted by GQtdauto View Post
    After looking at this pic I decided I wanted a Toyota .
    IMG_7763.JPG
    You sick mofo. lol
    In the words of a Dhuck "QUACK".

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