Random joke and interesting pics

[Clunk]

Some bloke walked up to the counter today and said, "Burger and Fries please."
"Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"Feck off you prick," he snapped before walking off with his food.
I fecking love working in the prison canteen.

[Bush Ranger]

A bloke walked in to the doctors with bacon and eggs on his head. He says doc, it`s about my brother.

[Clunk]

I was on the last train home last night and the carriage was empty except for me and this sexy brunette sitting opposite.

I'd had a few drinks and was feeling a bit confident so I gave her a wink and a smile. She winked back and gave a little giggle.

Knowing that I was well in, I leant forwards and gently ran my finger up her leg. She gave me a look of shock, but didn't protest.

I caressed her thigh and gave it a gentle squeeze. She furrowed her brow but still no complaint.

With that my desire took over. I dived into the vacant seat next to her and grabbed one of her breasts and pulled it out. She squealed as I licked it all over and gave it a cheeky nibble.

Then I slowly sat back down in my seat and we exchanged stares. After a minute of silence she looked at me, with a little tear in her eye and said,

"You prick you've ruined my effin KFC."

[Bush Ranger]

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Reminds me of the joke of a flasher who exposed him self to three old ladies on a park bench. Two had a stroke and the other one couldn`t reached.

[Bush Ranger]

A white horse walks in to a pub and orders a drink. The bar maid says ` We have a drink named after you`. It says ` What, Eric?`.

[GQtdauto]

A white horse walks in to a pub and orders a drink. The bar maid says ` We have a drink named after you`. It says ` What, Eric?`.

Have you been going thru Clunks bin ?

[Bush Ranger]

Have you been going thru Clunks bin ?

Sure have, so you know where I bin.

[Clunk]

[Clunk]

bargain at half the price that is bachgen

[Bush Ranger]

What we all need after some bum fudge.