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10th May 2018, 06:58 AM
#1151
Seeing those spare tyres in the mud reminds me of the exploits of Alby Mangles on one of his jungle escapades back in the '70's!
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10th May 2018 06:58 AM
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Circuit advertisement
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18th May 2018, 08:49 PM
#1152
Patrol Freak
Is it a usual day in Sydney's suburb yeah?
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I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
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18th May 2018, 09:44 PM
#1153
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We’d all here much rather deal with them little pets WM mate, you’ve got Real Bears haven’t you :-) ?
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18th May 2018, 09:52 PM
#1154
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Originally Posted by
Wine_maker
No Dingoes in Sydney or anywhere south/east of the dog fence.
The Dingoes are not anything to worry about unless you have a baby.
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18th May 2018, 10:32 PM
#1155
Legendary
Originally Posted by
TPC
No Dingoes in Sydney or anywhere south/east of the dog fence.
The Dingoes are not anything to worry about unless you have a baby.
Just missing a few funnel web spiders and a Croc .
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18th May 2018, 10:39 PM
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Please be sure to not swim/bomb downstream of twin falls on your next epic FNQ adventure mate :-) !
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19th May 2018, 12:25 AM
#1157
Legendary
Originally Posted by
MB
Please be sure to not swim/bomb downstream of twin falls on your next epic FNQ adventure mate :-) !
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That's why I take the missus ,yeah sure it's safe trust me !
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19th May 2018, 12:35 AM
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Works for wet season hot water stingers too bad man :-)
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20th May 2018, 12:03 AM
#1159
Today reminds me of another royal wedding...his mother...Divorced a Prince, engaged to an arab and f##ked by a pole
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30th May 2018, 04:55 PM
#1160
Missing in Action
LAB PROVES EXISTENCE OF DARK SUCKERS
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a spokesman from the Labs, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark is faster than light.
The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity than the ones in a room.
As with all things, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the path of the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range.
There are also portable dark suckers. The bulbs in these can't handle all of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a dark storage unit. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.
Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel in the solid wick instead of through glass. This generates a great amount of heat. Thus it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle.
Dark is also heavier than light. If you swim deeper and deeper, you notice it gets darker and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the ligher light floats to the top.
Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you stand in an illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then slowly open the door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet, but since the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.
In conclusion, dark suckers make all our lives much easier. So the next time you look at an electric light bulb, remember that it is indeed a dark sucker.
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