Got Rice ??????Originally Posted by taslucas
>>>tappin from tassie
Got Rice ??????
>>>tappin from tassie
I never go into the outback with out a decent supply of water,
and the general rule for how much you'll need is three litres
per day , per person, per man per degree over 25 degrees
celcius, per kilometer if walking on foot, in the winter months
dividing it by two, plus... another litre... at the end .... Russell Coight
Will Burn !!!!
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
A man was on a flight from USA to Australia. When he arrived at customs at Sydney Airport he was asked by the official "do you have a criminal record" to which the American replied "I didn't know you still needed one"!
Cheers
Kallen Westbrook
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, 'You ain't from around here, are ya?'
The guy says, 'No, I'm from Canada.'
The bartender says, 'What do you do in Canada?'
The guy says, 'I'm a taxidermist.'
The bartender says, 'A tixidermist?
What the hick is a tixidermist?
Do you drive a tixi?'
'No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.
I mount animals.'
The bartender grins and yells, ' He's okay boys. He's one of us'
Cheers
Kallen Westbrook
From our local offroad forum. Fail in the mountain.
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Alexander that is the funniest shit I've seen in ages! PML
I AM NOT STUBBORN.........I prefer the term, Singlemindedly independent !
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria.”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen another ‘great pair.’ I don’t want to go to Syria either.”
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
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