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28th January 2021, 11:45 PM
#1761
Patrol God
Choking on it?
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28th January 2021 11:45 PM
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28th January 2021, 11:47 PM
#1762
Patrol God
Originally Posted by
Avo
Choking on it?
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Ah fuck it..
Typical thirsty thirdsady....mist redit
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29th January 2021, 11:56 AM
#1763
Patrol Guru
Originally Posted by
mudski
I only know one joke.
What’s better than eating a Mandarin?
Who knows the answer?
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Who's Amanda?
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1st February 2021, 10:05 PM
#1764
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2nd February 2021, 08:20 PM
#1765
Patrol God
Originally Posted by
mudski
I only know one joke.
What’s better than eating a Mandarin?
Who knows the answer?
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I don't know who she is or what she is like, but I think eating amanda out
In the words of a Dhuck "QUACK".
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4th August 2021, 11:44 AM
#1766
Patrol Freak
Now, don't quote me here....... but.
The latest covid research indicates that only males and females are subject to infection.
There is NIL indications of infection in the other 70 genders.
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5th August 2021, 01:50 PM
#1767
Patrol Freak
Talking to a woman t'other day, she heard the covid vaccines cause infertility.
Another woman heard they cause autism.
A bloke I had a chat with heard they they had nano trackers in them.
Strikes me what we need is "heard" immunity.
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5th August 2021, 10:39 PM
#1768
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The Joke Thread
‘Heard’ them all into Yanco Touses Mate, they’re not worthy of a quick bolt, a slow hippy electrocution death they all requested back peddled on slow now too 
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5th August 2021, 11:26 PM
#1769
Patrol God
I gotta get new glasses. The new deodorant stick read: Push Up Bottom, or some such thing. It hurt a bit, but every time I fart, the room smells pleasant.
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26th November 2021, 09:52 PM
#1770
Expert
He grabbed me by my slender neck
I couldn't yell or scream.
He took me to his dingy room
Where we could not be seen.
He stripped me of my flimsy wrap,
And gazed upon my form.
I was wet and cold and damp,
And he was nice and warm.
His feverish lips he pressed to mine,
I gave him every drop.
He drained me of my very self,
And I couldn't make him stop.
He made me what I am today,
That's why you find me here...
A broken bottle, tossed away,
That once was full of beer.
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