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A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room.
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disneyland !”
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A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for speeding. As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit.
Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession.
She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment.
The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons, to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console.
The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse."
Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?" and the little old lady smiled and replied,
"Not a bloody thing"
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