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The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.
“I know I am going to die” he said ” and I would like to take my money with me,
so I am going to give each of you $150,000 and I want you to each make sure the money gets in the coffin.”
It was a few days after the funeral when the priest over flowing with guilt finally confided to the other two that he only put $100,000 back.
“I’m glad you brought it up” said the doctor, “because I have also been feeling guilty, I only put $80,000 back.”
“You people should be ashamed of yourselves” stormed the lawyer “stealing money like that, am I the only honest person here?
Here look at this” he said pulling out his check book, “look I wrote out a cheque for the full $150,000!”
Let the tyres down to about 10psi and drive it out.
2005 GU IV ST 3.0. Snorkel. Roof rack. Awning. Spots. Welded I/C. Dual batteries & VSR. UHF. Barn door hinge extension. Roof top spot lights. Rear drawers. 2" lift. NADS. EGT and boost gauges. Trans temp and water temp gauges. Provent 200 catch can. Rear ladder
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.
I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle.
I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in my bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the
bicycle,the bottle would break,
so I drank all the Scotch before I rode home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because
I fell off my bicycle several times on my way home
Two vomits walked past the local pub and one of the spews started to bag the place, on how it was a real dive. They serve shoddy grub, terrible drinks that are warm as hell, the toilets are garbage, the whole place stinks and you get spoken to in a cr@ppy manner. The other vomit says steady up mate, I was brought up here.
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