OK so every Thursday night the local has Parmi night - 33 parmis and buy one get one for $5. So naturally working away, my workmate and I head along for a good feed at a great price.
So far I've partaken in the following Parmis:
- Satay Parmi: Great!
- Carbonara Parmi: Bonza!
- Lasagne Parmi: Beaut!
- Texan Parmi: Unreal!
- Traditional Parmi: Good of course!
- Mexican Parmi: Aye Carumba!
- Meatlovers Parmi: Ooh yeah!
- Bolognese Parmi: Magnifico!
And so what to choose tonight? Hmm.....I've seen this on the menu but nah, no way mate. Never. Nada. Not for a million bucks. Never in a million years.
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But a mate here gives me some sage advice. Why not try it? Why not give it a go? It might just be a taste sensation that you never thought possible!
And my mind goes back to my Dr Seuss book Green Eggs and Ham. Hmmm....could this really be a Green Eggs and Ham moment? Could this just be something to behold even though it looks like shit on paper?? OK!! Let's do this! I'm going out on a limb here Sam I Am! I'm ordering it!
So I nervously bury my face in a schooner while I think I can hear the cook evil laughing out in the kitchen. Hoo hoo harrr harrr!!!
This better be bloody good. Holy moley, what have I done??
Soon enough the waitress bursts out of the kitchen and heads our way! How's her face? Straight, no laughing. Good. An evil twinkle in the eye? Nope, good.
So what's this thing gonna look like?? I'm nervous!
And she puts it down in front:
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Ohhh Shiiiiiiit......Oooooohhhh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!!
OK so maybe this really is gonna be so weird it's gonna be amazing!! Only one thing to do. Dig in.
A bit of chook, a bit of waffle, a bit of ice cream and some hundreds and thousands!! Whaaaaattt?? Well here goes?
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Ooofff! Not something I'd dream about! Let's have some more. Hmmm....better.....not great, but better..... Maybe this really is leading up to an unexpected mouth orgasm!
Making progress:
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Errrr...Chicken, waffle, ice cream and salad.......not recommended. Sorry my mouth is experiencing erectile dysfunction. No Big O happening here tonight haha!
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Finally done. But only because there's starving children in China! For the love of God!!
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Never, NEVER again!!! Haha farr out. Back to normal next Thursday for sure! Might just have the Texan Parmi with onion rings again OH BOY YUMMO!!