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    A farmer drove to a neighbours farmhouse and knocked at the door.

    A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.

    "No, they went to town."

    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

    "No, he went with Mum and Dad."

    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.

    "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."

    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!!"

    The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

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    Saw this posted on a mates timeline in Faceache, still laughing...

    Hya Hooter, sorry I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anus - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your bum properly. It can also be a sign of haemorrhoids in or near your bum hole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean, the anal odour should be bearable although you may want to keep spray to hand. I hope my answer helped you.
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    I'm sure this guy have rd28t and it completely enough for all this stuff

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    Mr. who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post
    Mr. who?

    I think I would need the concentrated or extra strength version!

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    No doubt it's love

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    PS. Have you ever seen hairy Patrol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wine_maker View Post

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    PS. Have you ever seen hairy Patrol?


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    No, but I have had my Patrol in some Hairy situations.

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