Random joke and interesting pics

[Clunk]

A woman wakes up during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses - the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today."

[jack]

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[Clunk]

[Clunk]

The missus just asked me 'what's the difference between an Iron man & Iron woman?
I said 'One is a super hero And the other is a simple instruction!!'

[MEGOMONSTER]

Like my new t-shirt.

[mudski]

Haha!

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[TPC]

Like my new t-shirt.

So it's ok to call you a di (k head then.

[MEGOMONSTER]

So it's ok to call you a di (k head then.

You's already do. Lol

[Winnie]

So it's ok to call you a di (k head then.

I dunno about you but I've been calling him that for years!

[MEGOMONSTER]

I dunno about you but I've been calling him that for years!

See, I told y'all. Lol