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29th January 2020, 05:58 PM
#1361
BIG & BALD
2011 GU8 ST 3.0 CRD, ARB Bullbar with IPF spotties, scrub bars and side steps, Snorkel, Dual Battery system, Waeco fridge, Turbo Timer, ARB Roof Rack with 5 IPF spotties across the front, Custom full Leather Bucket seats, DPchip, 3" Taipan exhaust, ARE Intercooler & scoop, Autron EGT/Boost and dual volt gauges, ARB front locker.
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29th January 2020 05:58 PM
# ADS
Circuit advertisement
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20th February 2020, 07:09 PM
#1362
Patrol God
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11th October 2020, 09:10 AM
#1363
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26th October 2020, 07:00 PM
#1364
Patrol Freak
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
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26th October 2020, 10:11 PM
#1365
Breadmaker Shaker
Originally Posted by
Wine_maker
I can't stop laughing to this! I hate shallow people and love evil cats!
Last edited by Plasnart; 26th October 2020 at 10:31 PM.
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27th October 2020, 05:03 PM
#1366
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Originally Posted by
Plasnart
I can't stop laughing to this! I hate shallow people and love evil cats!
They both suck the life out of you Plassy, only in it selfishly for themselves I says Mate
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16th November 2020, 03:09 PM
#1367
Breadmaker Shaker
She's been a bit blowy today
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18th November 2020, 08:05 AM
#1368
The 747
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone.
He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, son - it's a local call".
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22nd November 2020, 11:04 AM
#1369
Beginner
It is a hacknayed joke but it is funny. "Smiles' is the longest word in English. Because there is a whole mile between the 1st and the last letters.
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23rd November 2020, 03:58 PM
#1370
Patrol God
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