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3rd March 2020, 08:39 PM
#12751
Dribble Master
Originally Posted by
PeeBee
You need to eat more chicken and start taking female hormones - that will give you all the future perspectives you require - BOOM!!
And don't forget all the cushions you could ever wish for
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3rd March 2020 08:39 PM
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3rd March 2020, 08:44 PM
#12752
Breadmaker Shaker
Originally Posted by
PeeBee
You need to eat more chicken and start taking female hormones - that will give you all the future perspectives you require - BOOM!!
Originally Posted by
Clunk
And don't forget all the cushions you could ever wish for
Shopping!!! Yes!!!
(Excuse me while I spew up)
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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4th March 2020, 11:53 AM
#12753
Patrol God
This toilet paper shortage is giving me the shits.
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4th March 2020, 12:20 PM
#12754
Originally Posted by
Hodge
This toilet paper shortage is giving me the shits.
there there, WIPE the tears from your eyes....
Maybe a drink to get over it? BOTTOMS up!
Last edited by 10G; 4th March 2020 at 12:27 PM.
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4th March 2020, 02:08 PM
#12755
Patrol God
Originally Posted by
10G
there there, WIPE the tears from your eyes....
Maybe a drink to get over it? BOTTOMS up!
The joke tag was missed on this day.
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4th March 2020, 05:39 PM
#12756
Dribble Master
Originally Posted by
Hodge
This toilet paper shortage is giving me the shits.
I wonder who started it to try and boost sales and lift the economy out of recession.....
This was back in 1973 in the US https://priceonomics.com/the-great-t...scare-of-1973/
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4th March 2020, 05:48 PM
#12757
My daughter is working on contract for a government department, and they have 120 people in the building. They arrived at work at 7am to find all the toilet paper, including the part rolls in the cubicles had been stolen, so it became an OHS issue and they were all sent home - wait until we call you to return - true story, I sh*t you not! Who does this stuff???
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4th March 2020, 06:17 PM
#12758
Patrol Guru
Originally Posted by
PeeBee
My daughter is working on contract for a government department, and they have 120 people in the building. They arrived at work at 7am to find all the toilet paper, including the part rolls in the cubicles had been stolen, so it became an OHS issue and they were all sent home - wait until we call you to return - true story, I sh*t you not! Who does this stuff???
I wanna know what people are doing with the all the toilet paper.. I mean my first thought when carona virus popped up was not to stock up on sht tickets. It affects your lungs not your ass.
2003 GU TD42 with a few extra ponies
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4th March 2020, 06:36 PM
#12759
Breadmaker Shaker
Originally Posted by
PeeBee
My daughter is working on contract for a government department, and they have 120 people in the building. They arrived at work at 7am to find all the toilet paper, including the part rolls in the cubicles had been stolen, so it became an OHS issue and they were all sent home - wait until we call you to return - true story, I sh*t you not! Who does this stuff???
Govt dept shut down for that. Get 6 portables in from hire company and get on with the job. Cost of that vs closing the dept for a day? Bloody chief bureaucrat couldn't work it out with a pencil.
Jeez imagine when the tax/rate payer-funded coffee machine breaks down. This will just not do.
Last edited by Plasnart; 4th March 2020 at 06:39 PM.
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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4th March 2020, 09:20 PM
#12760
Hardcore
All your problems solved gents
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Cheers
Jack
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