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27th October 2018, 04:44 PM
#11921
Legendary
Originally Posted by
TPC
He tried to make a ewe turn but could only make her eyes bulge.
Never knew you were a kiwi
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27th October 2018 04:44 PM
# ADS
Circuit advertisement
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27th October 2018, 07:39 PM
#11922
I am he, fear me
Originally Posted by
Woof
2 and half hours to get home from work this afternoon due to some dickhead dumping a load of gravel on the freeway blocking all 6 lanes at the narrows
Did he do the Quinella and hit the Overpass as well... I reckon that Overpass is about 3 metres south of where it was built from all the trucks spanking it at 80K with their loads
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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27th October 2018, 08:22 PM
#11923
I am he, fear me
Originally Posted by
the evil twin
From ET's Australian Concise dictionary
ANGER (noun)
An emotion strong enough to tinge eyesight red, destroy all logical thought process and evoke a continuous stream of foul language closely followed by random acts of violence on inanimate objects (see TANTRUM).
Most commonly precipitated by Accessory Salespeople absolutely guaranteeing a product will fit your vehicle and, after waiting days for manuf of the 'special custom order' then spending several hours, enduring numerous physical injuries and even resorting to reading the instructions multiple times it becomes apparent you have more chance of shoving an Elephant up a Mouses Arse than getting said item to fit.
If the prick who sold me the dual battery tray is at work on Monday he better have a Tub Of Vas or a Gold Medicare Card 'cause I mightn't be able to get an Elephant up a Mouses backside but I reckon I can go close to shoving the Tray up his, all necessary brackets, nuts, bolts and clamp incl... he doesn't realise how lucky his arse is that I didn't buy the Battery he tried to upsell me as well !!!!
OK... time for an update... after prodigious use of angle grinders, dremels, drilling a few holes at correct alignments and using the instructions as dunny paper... what is now my 50% off the shelf and 50% custom battery tray is in.
I also have great confidence the bodily remains of the poxy saley will never be found ('tis amazing what wild pigs will eat in a drought)
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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27th October 2018, 08:51 PM
#11924
Legendary
The one I bought from ARB for the GQ was somewhat similar .
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27th October 2018, 09:32 PM
#11925
Nasty Dog - Moderator
Originally Posted by
the evil twin
Did he do the Quinella and hit the Overpass as well... I reckon that Overpass is about 3 metres south of where it was built from all the trucks spanking it at 80K with their loads
Not sure old mate but that is where it happened....hahaha
If any members require assistance in anything regarding this forum, just let me know via a PM and I will help you in any way that I can.
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28th October 2018, 01:27 AM
#11926
Patrol Freak
Originally Posted by
PeeBee
Garret how are you getting on besides the vomiting? Your tag line does not suggest total happiness? 23 Deg here today, but have to work again.
Daughter was vomiting. Staying with in-laws...... and I don't think it's broken single digits since I got here. Soooo I'm wonderful bloody wonderful
if its worth doin its worth over doin
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28th October 2018, 07:02 AM
#11927
Administrator
Iphone has died @mb
Will not charge, going to take it to magic phone shop today lol
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28th October 2018, 07:13 AM
#11928
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Have you tried ‘disconnecting’ from some of those sites for 30minutes.
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28th October 2018, 07:14 AM
#11929
The 747
Originally Posted by
AB
Iphone has died @mb
Will not charge, going to take it to magic phone shop today lol
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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28th October 2018, 07:25 AM
#11930
Administrator
Originally Posted by
MB
Have you tried ‘disconnecting’ from some of those sites for 30minutes.
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Can you text Leah mate....
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