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20th February 2016, 07:30 AM
#651
Patrol God
Originally Posted by
Clunk
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
Have always said that lol
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20th February 2016 07:30 AM
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21st February 2016, 08:08 PM
#652
Patrol Freak
Stephen King's 8th grade essay - my summer time.
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22nd February 2016, 03:02 PM
#653
Patrol Freak
How does the things starts.
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25th February 2016, 05:59 PM
#654
BIG & BALD
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29th February 2016, 03:35 PM
#655
Dribble Master
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5th March 2016, 07:48 PM
#656
Patrol Freak
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5th March 2016, 07:50 PM
#657
I am he, fear me
ROFLMAO... piss funny... prob the wrong wrong thread but still piss funny
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6th March 2016, 01:28 AM
#658
Legendary
12/97 GEE YOU
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6th March 2016, 07:52 AM
#659
Patrol God
>>>tappin from tassie
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6th March 2016, 09:57 AM
#660
Must be a Tassy thing?
Please explain.
Cheers
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