HOW TO AVOID A FINE
An elderly gent bought a new sports
car and drove along reaching 150kmh.
"Amazing!" he thought
Then he saw a police car behind him,
blue lights flashing.
"I can get away from him,"
he thought as he reached 200kmh.
Then he thought, " I'm too old for this nonsense!"
so he pulled over to the side of the road.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer
walked up, and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. If you can
give me a reason why you were speeding
I've never heard before, I"ll let you go."
The old man said, "Years ago
my wife ran off with a policeman.
I thought you were bringing her back!"
"Have a good day, Sir" said the policeman.
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