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Got out the Spider Spray, Cobweb Broom, NBC Suit, 6 Pack of Beer (hydration is critical in an NBC environment), Long Handled Shovel (big bastard steriod Spiders), Stomping Boots (little bastard tricky Spiders) and loaded the .410 with BB (mutant zombie bastard Spiders).
Had a couple of stiff Whiskeys and launched a pre-emptive strike on all the bastard Spiders that have taken up residence on my Ute.
No quarter asked or given but hostile operations have now ceased due to fatigue and running out of Beer.
Thinking of piling up the Xmas wrappings etc and setting fire to them tomorrow and driving slowly over the bonfire in a simulated Napalm Attack to flush out the cunning Bin Laden cave hiding bastard Spiders
Last edited by the evil twin; 24th December 2017 at 06:36 PM.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Looks magic. I have a dark charcoal GQ and gave up years ago on trying to cut the scratches out. It gets a clean up every 10 years now! have a great xmas break.
Bit ambiguous PB. Dark blue's a colour, black's a shade.
Hahaha!
Sorry, in one of those moods. Carry on.
Righto, go straight to the shed, put head of penis in the open vice and rotate handle until the jaws are firmly together, then come back and tell me all about the COLOUR black! Merry Xmas Plassy!!!!