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    Useless information but funny

    You, on average, use about fifty seven squares of toilet paper every day.
    An average person's body - both male and female bodies - produces about half a liter of farts every day, causing them to fart approximately 14 times a day.

    The gas we fart leaves our body at a speed of ten feet (approximately 3 meters) per second.

    Yep, folks, scientists have actually measured all of that! Isn't science great?

    Imagine being the person responsible for measuring the speed of people's farts!

    Next, imagine being that person at a party and being asked what you do.

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    Whats worse is admitting that you paid to go to University to get that job in the first place lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by growlers71gq View Post
    You, on average, use about fifty seven squares of toilet paper every day.
    An average person's body - both male and female bodies - produces about half a liter of farts every day, causing them to fart approximately 14 times a day.

    The gas we fart leaves our body at a speed of ten feet (approximately 3 meters) per second.

    Yep, folks, scientists have actually measured all of that! Isn't science great?

    Imagine being the person responsible for measuring the speed of people's farts!

    Next, imagine being that person at a party and being asked what you do.
    hahahah that really is usless infomation but i giggled like a school girl lol
    i realy recon i do way more then half a lt and more then 14 times lol.
    how in the hell would the mesure the speed of a fart. i could imagin a cop sitting there with a radar gun clocking the speed lol.

    i recon fartologist could be there job title lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by beansathome View Post
    hahahah that really is usless infomation but i giggled like a school girl lol
    i realy recon i do way more then half a lt and more then 14 times lol.
    how in the hell would the mesure the speed of a fart. i could imagin a cop sitting there with a radar gun clocking the speed lol.

    i recon fartologist could be there job title lol
    reckon they must get you to lay back down, legs akimbo bum facing up and a liberal sprinkling of talc over the blast off region and wait for the impending bottom burp!!!


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    Jeeesh....Don't you guys know they measured the speed of farts....Watch and learn my furry friends....lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by gec View Post
    aye thats the one GEC, gotta love Mr Methane!!!! hahahahaha


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    I reckon I can get a litre farts after a big night...lolol
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