Do i have to leave the forum?

[Dark 1]

Well boys & girls it seriously looks like i'm going to have to buy a crapota. I know i know what am i doing but the mighty ole gu just can't handle the monster of a van that the missus made me buy. I've been trying to buy a brunswick diesel fitted gu but they all only have 3.2 tonne towing & are SO EXPENSIVE, so it looks like i'm getting a turbo diesel v8 cruiser.
So even tho i may be owning the wrong car, CAN I PLLEEEEAASSEE STAY A PART OF THE FORUM & still play with you all. [don't be rude Scotty]
please please please let me stay & play.

[Bigrig]

Well boys & girls it seriously looks like i'm going to have to buy a crapota. I know i know what am i doing but the mighty ole gu just can't handle the monster of a van that the missus made me buy. I've been trying to buy a brunswick diesel fitted gu but they all only have 3.2 tonne towing & are SO EXPENSIVE, so it looks like i'm getting a turbo diesel v8 cruiser.
So even tho i may be owning the wrong car, CAN I PLLEEEEAASSEE STAY A PART OF THE FORUM & still play with you all. [don't be rude Scotty]
please please please let me stay & play.

P!ss off you filthy yota owner ... we don't want your type around here ... dirty, good for nothing back stabber ... so, tell us, if your missus packed on a bit of weight, I assume you'd be gone rather than "try and make things work"?? You're a disgrace to the Patrol fraternity and all I can hope for is that the bootiful GU you have goes to someone far more grateful than yourself ...

Other than that, you get my vote to stay!!! Love having you around!!!!

ROFLMFAO - I'm seriously having a giggle!!!!!

[patch697]

Hmmmmm....... Thats a hard one.........

I think there may need to be a special Tojo Tax charged to use of the forum, "unless"

youstick a Nissan badge one both bonnet & barn door,

an "I love Nissan best" spare wheel cover,

Nissan center caps

& a BIG NISSANPATROL.com.au sticker front & back & on the back of the van.


Oh & piccies of you parked outside every Nissan dealership in every town you stop at looking completely heart broken........................... hahahahahahahahahahaha

[patch697]

I think I should lock this thread for your own protection........................hahahahahahahaha hahah

[Bigrig]

Hmmmmm....... Thats a hard one.........

I think there may need to be a special Tojo Tax charged to use of the forum, "unless"

youstick a Nissan badge one both bonnet & barn door,

an "I love Nissan best" spare wheel cover,

Nissan center caps

& a BIG NISSANPATROL.com.au sticker front & back & on the back of the van.


Oh & piccies of you parked outside every Nissan dealership in every town you stop at looking completely heart broken........................... hahahahahahahahahahaha

Classic!! That's an awesome concept!!

Soooooooo ... Kelvin ... are yours big enough to follow through with this??? lmfao!!

[Dark 1]

OH such warm reception after all the valuable posts i've submitted, i suppose one of the mods will change my status to "bloody crapota owner'.

Honestly Patch i was pissin myself laughing cuase i would probably do that you know.

[Woof]

Well mate that's a hard one to decide, a landcrab owner on a NISSAN PATROL FORUM ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????












Oh hell why not, seeing as you seem to be a good bloke.....LOL

[the ferret]

Nah, that's cool mate, we forgive you but you must promise to tell us what crap of a run you get from the t......., and tell us how many times you get bogged with it and what the running costs are, and how many Nissan owners laugh at you, You must understand that any Nissan owner would be very happy to recover you provided you post video evidence.
Last but not least, you will have to send all WA members a carton of export stubbies and their wives a nice bottle of red, other than that, we'd love to have you as one of our members.
Cheers, the ferret.

[Bigrig]

OH such warm reception after all the valuable posts i've submitted, i suppose one of the mods will change my status to "bloody crapota owner'.

Honestly Patch i was pissin myself laughing cuase i would probably do that you know.

"bloody crapota owner"?? I was thinking:

Turncoat
Back stabber
Two timer
Cheater
Toyota rabbit (you know what rabbits do)
Bottom feeder
Judas
Two faced
Poopy pants
Stupid head ...

Ok, ok ... getting a bit childish towards the end, but you get my point!!!! lmfao

[T0nka]

judas!