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31st May 2021, 04:19 PM
#201
Originally Posted by
growler2058
Yup she could eat an apple through a fence with those choppers
Even better 'could eat an apple thru a tennis racket
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31st May 2021 04:19 PM
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Circuit advertisement
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3rd June 2021, 12:04 AM
#202
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8th June 2021, 04:09 PM
#203
Breadmaker Shaker
An article from the very serious publication The Betoota Advocate
Nation Tunes Into Merlino Press Conference To Learn Which New Way Victoria Has Shit The Bed This Time
When Acting Victorian Premier James Merlino speaks, the nation listens.
As the defacto leader of the city-state of Melbourne, it is his responsibility to inform the rest of the country how and when Victoria has shit the bed.
Recently, it’s been several times a day.
Speaking to the media this morning in Melbourne, Merlino had the grim duty to explain the repeated failings of the Federal and his own state government.
“Well, turns out a few of those spicy coughs we thought we had were just like the run of the mill colds or something,” he said.
“Which is a bedshit and on behalf of Victoria, I’d like to apologise to everyone, especially Queensland, for dropping the ball again. But as the leader of the bedshit capital of Australia, it is my unique responsibility and mine only to take charge of said bedshits and make sure they keep happening without any real explanation,”
“My government will continue to work closely with local health authorities to find new and creative ways to shit the bed. I know the rest of the country is counting on us but as Victorians, we can’t promise anything.”
More to come.
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9th June 2021, 09:34 AM
#204
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9th June 2021, 02:02 PM
#205
SUCH IS LIFE
Originally Posted by
growler2058
WooHoo! I'm booked in for Pfizer, so even if you snot gargling vics sneeze on me in August, I'll be fine bwahahaha
Im sure you’ll be fine softcock
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WARNING: Towballs used for recoveries can, and do kill people and damage property.
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9th June 2021, 02:33 PM
#206
SPAMINATOR
Originally Posted by
Maxhead
Im sure you’ll be fine softcock
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I get better ones than that
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
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9th June 2021, 07:37 PM
#207
Daily Lurker
Originally Posted by
growler2058
I get better ones than that
What's better, I'll need to got my doctor up for them, not happy with my current dosing
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10th June 2021, 07:04 AM
#208
SPAMINATOR
Originally Posted by
rusty_nail
What's better, I'll need to got my doctor up for them, not happy with my current dosing
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Crush em up and line em up on a hookers b#### you'll get hard real quick
IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK
WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!
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10th June 2021, 08:32 PM
#209
Patrol Guru
Anything hoovered off a hookers back has my attention, anything hoovered off anyone’s back actually , @Rusty nail - we’re overdue for a catch up mate
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11th June 2021, 01:46 PM
#210
Daily Lurker
Originally Posted by
Sprock
Anything hoovered off a hookers back has my attention, anything hoovered off anyone’s back actually , @
Rusty nail - we’re overdue for a catch up mate
100% mate!
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