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    Quote Originally Posted by FNQGU View Post
    So...

    You don't think we should re-brand and call ourselves "The Great Aussie Box" Ready for your gear? Loves to be tied down? Great tight seal and locked off from other buggers trying to get in?
    Nailed it!!!

    Seriously tho if the word "box" is causing the double entendre issues then maybe use "Case" or somesuch instead (as a descriptor) and only refer to it as the Expedition Box as a name IE...

    Tired of constantly undoing ropes or ratchet straps to get into a storage case you've firmly secured for that forgotten item?
    The dust and waterproof Expedition Box solves that problem with dedicated tie-down points on each corner so you simply flip the lockable latches and open the lid.


    Frustrated by the struggle to clean out every nook and cranny after that epic trip?
    The Expedition Box has a super smooth inside for effortless cleaning and the lid is easily removed to stack empty boxes for efficient storage.

    Not perfect but any more and I'll have to charge consultancy fees
    Last edited by the evil twin; 10th October 2018 at 10:40 PM.
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    I'm with Mark (MB) on this one, sell it on it's merits.
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    Righto, consenus wins. I'll tell our marketing bloke to piss off and stick with the plan. Could have been fun though...
    Had a beaut GU with 6.5 Chev TD, but sold the soul and now driving a 79 series dual cab. Yes, a Tojo on the Patrol Forum! Also having fun trying to build the ultimate Expedition Grade storage box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FNQGU View Post
    Righto, consenus wins. I'll tell our marketing bloke to piss off and stick with the plan. Could have been fun though...
    Consensus my bum... the majority are only right a majority not always... dare to be different I say!!!

    Camera close up of open Expedition Box fills screen
    Voice over "Expedition Box... the perfect dustproof, waterproof, secure place for your clothes when having that skinny dip in pristine wilderness"
    Clothing tumbles into Box and camera zooms back to show at least 6 (it is a 55 litre remember) extremely hot models (M & F no misogyny here) running down beach into water.

    I missed my calling eh...
    Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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    You're a natural...
    Had a beaut GU with 6.5 Chev TD, but sold the soul and now driving a 79 series dual cab. Yes, a Tojo on the Patrol Forum! Also having fun trying to build the ultimate Expedition Grade storage box.
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    Boring but here goes: A few heavily-laden boxes tied to the draw bar of a camper, getting absolutely hammered, immersion and all.

    If you care about what's on the the inside.... Expedition Box, the perfect solution.

    Could also have another vehicle trailing with an ordinary box that gets filled with red dust and a bit of mud.
    Last edited by mudnut; 11th October 2018 at 01:03 PM.
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    Agree with all of the above, don't cheap it out with slap stick humour.

    Personally I would go the hard tough quality line with key features, benefits, quality, specs and music like this...

    Get someone good at animation (if you end up doing video) and have the box being used or rotating 360 and the shot freezes at different points with annotations, etc.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIG04yQJQ2k&index=46&list=UU9QS98w1CVHEBP0 3pU7X3mA



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    Kind of like some of the features in this video with tough background music.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIgBszDFwDo

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