Daylight savings.......again!

[the evil twin]

This is the exact answer I would expect from you for a simple, basic statement I made. PML.

Nailed it !!!

[Touses]

sigh... you do know it is a proven scientific fact IE there is empirical evidence that DLS does indeed fade the curtains.

1. arrive home from work
2. get beer
3. draw curtains to watch TV
4. the curtains are now subject to an extra one hour of sunlight between drawing time and sunset

The formula expressed as a percentage to obtain FAG (Fading Aggregate Gain) of curtain life reduction is quite complex and uses BULL (Binary Utilitarian Linen Lumenousity) as an exponential divisor to SHIT (Solar Hour Illiminatory Termination).
When the MORON (Mean Orientation Relative to Orthographic North) factor is then applied a quite accurate determination of how much more fading an individual curtain will suffer is in evidence.

Oh, and don't get me started on why people don't believe the Farmers when they know the milk output does indeed drop because the Cows get sunburnt udders.

No such problems in Qld! Which is just as well cos folks r dmb weer I cm frm and MATH SUX

[TPC]

sigh... you do know it is a proven scientific fact IE there is empirical evidence that DLS does indeed fade the curtains.

1. arrive home from work
2. get beer
3. draw curtains to watch TV
4. the curtains are now subject to an extra one hour of sunlight between drawing time and sunset

The formula expressed as a percentage to obtain FAG (Fading Aggregate Gain) of curtain life reduction is quite complex and uses BULL (Binary Utilitarian Linen Lumenousity) as an exponential divisor to SHIT (Solar Hour Illiminatory Termination).
When the MORON (Mean Orientation Relative to Orthographic North) factor is then applied a quite accurate determination of how much more fading an individual curtain will suffer is in evidence.

Oh, and don't get me started on why people don't believe the Farmers when they know the milk output does indeed drop because the Cows get sunburnt udders.

Do you have a job as an adviser for the SA government? I swear you talk the same BS in a convincing manner as they do.

[Bigcol]

both of you, Grunter and ET, both forgot the best one I ever heard

"if we have daylight savings, and the clocks move 1hour, what time will the 6 o'clock news be on then........?"

[Maxhead]

Supposed to be daylight saving but it's 6am and no daylight... go figure.








................on the road

[the evil twin]

Supposed to be daylight saving but it's 6am and no daylight... go figure.

Think of it more like a term deposit than savings.

During the term you don't get to use it someone else does... and after the term is up and you look at the result you wonder why you even bothered in the first place

[Maxhead]

Think of it more like a term deposit than savings.

During the term you don't get to use it someone else does... and after the term is up and you look at the result you wonder why you even bothered in the first place

Ohh I see, for a while there I thought you sandgropers might have pinched it







................on the road

[4bye4]

both of you, Grunter and ET, both forgot the best one I ever heard

"if we have daylight savings, and the clocks move 1hour, what time will the 6 o'clock news be on then........?"

Actually thats not all that inaccurate. The ABC and SBS news is often 2 or 3 hours behind anyway because of the time difference betwen states and they don't always have a local news reader. If Rocket Man lets one go, we will probably hear about it on SBS news about half an hour after the bang... or maybe we wont hear it at all.

[the evil twin]

Ohh I see, for a while there I thought you sandgropers might have pinched it

Nah, we don't need it thanks.

The majority of the WA population live on the western edge of our timezone so we already have up to an extra hour of 'recreational sunlight' 365 days a year

That and the fact that 1/2 the state is above the Tropic of Capricorn so the days up there get shorter in 'summer' as the sun goes past and heads south.
Plus its the wet season so it is humid as shit and everyone heads inside for the A/C and a Beer or three to whinge about the humidity and wait for the roads to reopen to the fishing spots.

[Bob]

Love Daylight Savings