ATO Phone Scam

[jack]

Got home today to be greeted by an obvious scam message purportedly from the ATO. A very threatening Indian lady claiming I had committed a fraud and owed the Taxation Department a considerable sum of money, threatening me with immediate arrest and all sorts of dire consequences if I ignored the message and did not call her back immediately.
The number wasn't hidden and she repeated the number at least four times in the message.

Well usually I like to play games with these people and annoy them so much that I end up on their 'do not call' register. I didn't get home till after 5pm but rang them straight back to be greeted by a voice message, no mention of the ATO etc. just a request to leave a message. Looks like they have public service hours in common with the ATO.

So onto the iPad, found a Bible reading that went for over two hours and rang them back, played them 30mins of Bible readings which I hoped would fill up their answering service. After that gave them 15mins and then played 30mins of Fart noises, amazing what you can find on the net. (my phone plans includes unlimited calls).

Maybe childish BUT I was annoyed I didn't get to speak to them direct. That will happen tomorrow!

I'm not condoning this but if anyone gets a call from 02 8317 3564 feel free to annoy the crap out of them. Would be damn funny if everyone on the forum rang them tomorrow and overwhelmed their call centre. You can hide your number easily, 1831 for Telstra land lines.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-19/ato-phone-scam-warning-in-canberra-with-victims-losing-$100k/7097404

[nissannewby]

Maybe some rodney rude next time they call.

[jack]

Tomorrow I'm going to hide my number when I call them, tell them there are eight adults who live here and ask who they want. That should give me 10 mins of entertainment, might relent eventually and tell I think I know who it is they want, then ask them to wait (and wait).
After they hang up I can tear strips off them for being so impatient as I was only trying to help them, put them on hold again.

Maybe Rodney Rude then or How To Talk Australians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI

[Plasnart]

Classic Apollofish! Years ago I got a spam call trying to sell me phone deals. I sat there and listened to all he had to say and when he finished, i put on a "dumb" voice and asked him to repeat his offers because I wanted to write them down, I was very interested in signing up with him. So every time he said something I'd say in my dumb voice "sorry can you repeat that coz I'm trying to write this down". He'd repeat that bit and then I said it back to him very slowly as if I was writing it down. He'd go on to the next bit. "hang on what was that?" So he'd repeat and I'd repeat it slowly back to him pretending to write it down. And on and on it went like that. This went on for 20 minutes before he totally cracked it and he put me through to his supervisor. The supervisor came on and started the speel from scratch and I did the same thing with him until he hung up on me. I cracked up laughing as this took about 30 minutes in total and totally stuffed up their quota for calls/sales per hour. Yes I was having a slow day, had nothing happening and found this great entertainment! Sad but true!!

[jay see]

Got the same message last week. I had a American guy telling me the same stuff.
Had a laugh to myself and deleted it.

I did give the phone to my son when he was about 4 or 5 and told him that they wanted to know who his favourite superhero was, they rang up on him!!!!

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[jay see]

Classic Apollofish! Years ago I got a spam call trying to sell me phone deals. I sat there and listened to all he had to say and when he finished, i put on a "dumb" voice and asked him to repeat his offers because I wanted to write them down, I was very interested in signing up with him. So every time he said something I'd say in my dumb voice "sorry can you repeat that coz I'm trying to write this down". He'd repeat that bit and then I said it back to him very slowly as if I was writing it down. He'd go on to the next bit. "hang on what was that?" So he'd repeat and I'd repeat it slowly back to him pretending to write it down. And on and on it went like that. This went on for 20 minutes before he totally cracked it and he put me through to his supervisor. The supervisor came on and started the speel from scratch and I did the same thing with him until he hung up on me. I cracked up laughing as this took about 30 minutes in total and totally stuffed up their quota for calls/sales per hour. Yes I was having a slow day, had nothing happening and found this great entertainment! Sad but true!!

Did something similar.

Had the time to play with them, so I sounded really interested and asked lots of questions. At the end she was excited and said so can I sign you up?

I paused for a while and said no thanks I just wanted to waste your time, goodbye.

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[Bulbous]

Have you thought about the possibility that they want you to call the premium rate telephone number that they've provided so that your phone bill sky rockets, and they pick up the value that way? There are a few scams like this in the UK

[Irish]

Last time I got a call at home from the "Windows Helpdesk" telling me my computer was vulnerable and they needed to access it to fix I just said "You do realise you've called a police station, yeah?"

*dead silence* hangs up.

[macca]

Sometime I have a bit of fun with them.

Hello
Can I speak to the manager/business owner?
Oh you want the manager / owner?
Yes please
I'll get him for you if that's OK?
That will be good thank you.
He's down the back of the factory, his name is Mr Waite. (I put the phone on the bench on speaker and have a laugh at their expense)

Then I had a call,
Hello
Do you own a washing machine?
No I dont own a washing machine, I have a big rock in the back yard and a little Indian chap who beats the crap out of my clothes for a dollar an hour, gets my clothes nice and clean.
Shut (seems they missed the up part of the training)

Then my favorite.
Hello
Hello, are you the manager/business owner?
No I'm the cleaner
Can I speak to the manager/business owner please?
I'm not sure he's kinda busy
I would really like to talk to him if I could.
Well my job is cleaning his arse, I'm in the middle of doing that and he hates to be disturbed when I'm doing my job. It's a good job you know, only have to do it once a day and the rest of the day I just hang around and get paid for the whole day. Best job I've ever had.... kept waffling on
FLICK and a torrent of abuse in Urdu... I think, any way it sounded like abuse then the line went dead.

They are good sports and hope they keep calling.

[Hodge]

I just give the phone to my 3 year old and let the laughs begin.

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