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Seen as there's a couple of funny blokes on here thought I would start a pranks thread.
My brother and I have spent years pranken eachother and wouldnt mind some more ideas.
it gets to the point where we go to toy shops purely to buy rubber snakes and spiders and conjoire up evil sh*it to prank each other.
My best ever prank is to get some fishing line and tie a rubber bat to it.
put the matchstick on the other end of the line and push the matchstick into the top of the door jar.
put the bat on the other side of the door.
When they open the door (has to push the door open) the bat moves up with the door and when the line runs out the bat flies down and smacks the person in the face.
It scares the hell out of ya but its our favourite.
Back in my teens i came home one night with a little chicky babe and went down to my room.
When we pulled back the blanket there were all these pamphlets saying "how to deal with genetal herpes", "curing genetal warts", "stopping bed wetting" etc.
I was so pissed off with my brother, little bastard!!!
The chick didnt believe me and didnt hang around for long. it took me about 6 months to forgive him but looking back at it now that was an awesome prank...haha
I was with some mates on our way back from taking one of the mates new Jet boat out for a spin. 2 of the boys were the car in front towing the boat & me & a mate were following them back. We had pulled up at a set of lights & I thought thay were having car trouble cos thay were pulling away very slowly when all of a sudden ........bang bang..... The pack of bastards in front had lit 2 fire crackers & were driving away slowly in order to make sure the crackers went off right at the front doors of my car & yep you guessed it me & my mate chit ourselves & missed the light change as well. When we all pulled up a little ways on my to mates in the front car were still pissing themselves....... Funny Bastards
Back in my teens i came home one night with a little chicky babe and went down to my room.
When we pulled back the blanket there were all these pamphlets saying "how to deal with genetal herpes", "curing genetal warts", "stopping bed wetting" etc.
I was so pissed off with my brother, little bastard!!!
The chick didnt believe me and didnt hang around for long. it took me about 6 months to forgive him but looking back at it now that was an awesome prank...haha
Hahahahahahahahaha, I wish I was aware of this one when I lived in group houses years ago...hahahahahahaha
Back in my teens i came home one night with a little chicky babe and went down to my room.
When we pulled back the blanket there were all these pamphlets saying "how to deal with genetal herpes", "curing genetal warts", "stopping bed wetting" etc.
I was so pissed off with my brother, little bastard!!!
The chick didnt believe me and didnt hang around for long. it took me about 6 months to forgive him but looking back at it now that was an awesome prank...haha
Classic !!! Nearly sprayed the keyboard with coffee !!!
Winner of 'Best 4 x 4 ' at the 2017 Albany Agricultural Society Inc - Town n Country Ute Muster.
Ex Telstra - 2005, 4.2 TDi ute -with pod and more fruit than a grocery shop.
Many years ago I was in the navy and posted on a ship. As we all know, a ship has many decks (levels) I was on level 3 working in my office when I heard a knock on my door.
I opened the door to see who it was, and a guy on the level below me grabbed me on my leg and yelled "Haaaa". Well I crapped myself. I yelled that loud that guys came running, because they thought i'd fallen down a ladder and hurt myself. Not happy Jannnnn.. but can laugh now.
Winner of 'Best 4 x 4 ' at the 2017 Albany Agricultural Society Inc - Town n Country Ute Muster.
Ex Telstra - 2005, 4.2 TDi ute -with pod and more fruit than a grocery shop.
Well here's another slant on "practical jokes". But this is something I regret doing and will always regret it. When I was young and stupid I was around at a party at a mates place. We thought it would be funny if we start making prank calls on the phone to random numbers. So we were sitting around the table and we would take turns passing the handpiece around from the wall mounted phone (this was before the days of mobile phones). The person sitting next to the phone would dial random local numbers and the peson with the handpiece would make up some stupid story and prank the person who answered.
Well it was my turn with the handpiece and a random number was dialled. An old lady answered and I introduced myself as someone from the local radio station. I told her she had won a $100 voucher from the shoe department of Myers. Well she was so happy and grateful and told me "I've never won anything in my life". I told her to come in to Myers on Monday morning and ask for her voucher in the shoe department. She would have been really looking forward to that all weekend, then to cause her the inevitable embarrassment she would have felt just makes me feel very bad, even to this day. Would love to apologise but I've got no idea who it was.
haha, shame, you can just picture the poor old lady looking through the catalogues and doing window shopping aorund Myers and just waiting for the voucher that never turned up.
Thats evil mate...haha, we've all done those ones before I'm sure. I'm a phone pranker from way back when I was a teenage hoodilm.
I worked at a Brisbane Ford dealer for about 10 years with a bloke called Darren. We used to prank each other every chance we got. Early on we set 2 ground rules, we dont touch each others cars (he had a nice XW GT replica)or tool boxes, and if a pranks worth doing, it's worth owning up to. Other than that it was open slather.
Most of it was just silly stuff, like him putting oil down the exhaust manifold of the car I had taken a cylinder head off. He had to wait a few days for me to put the motor back together before he got the satifaction of seeing me trying to work out why it was smoking that much!
Pay back for that came early the next morning. Darren worked on an old 2 post hoist, the type where the cables run across at ground level leaving the two 9 foot high posts open at the top. I came in early in the morning and dropped a couple of old tyres over each post. He thought that was funny until he realised he wasn't tall enough to lift the tyres off and had to get a ladder. Silly stuff, but it had us laughing.
My best prank, and the only time I broke the rule about touching his car, came the day he got his license back after loosing it for six months. His XW was off the road so he had got himself a cheap KB Laser to run around in. On his way to work he was mucking around and hit a traffic island, destroying both wheels and tyres on the left side. He jacked it up and took both damaged wheels off and got a lift to work, leaving his laser on the side of the road for the day. He made the mistake of telling me where it was! I went out on a road test with 2 rolls of masking tape, wrote "just licensed" on the back window, put wedding ribbons on the front, and GT stripes down the side of the doors for good measure.
I bit my tongue all day, didn't tell anyone what I'd done. I went home before him so had to wait till the next day to see the reaction (not knowing if he was pi$$ed about me touching his car). When he drove in the next day he had a huge grin on his face, and everything I had put on his car was still there, he thought it was brilliant!
I had the cruellest set up done on me by a bunch of 'mates' and it took me a while to get over it.
A bunch of mates told me to go and ask this guy how his sister's tap dancing lessons were going. After I asked him, his eyes went really watery and he said " Don't you know my sister's a quadraplegic in a wheel chair?'.
I felt sooooooo low. He strung it out and after an hour or so he told me it was a joke. It took me the rest of the day to get over it. I was traumatized !!
Winner of 'Best 4 x 4 ' at the 2017 Albany Agricultural Society Inc - Town n Country Ute Muster.
Ex Telstra - 2005, 4.2 TDi ute -with pod and more fruit than a grocery shop.
I had the cruellest set up done on me by a bunch of 'mates' and it took me a while to get over it.
A bunch of mates told me to go and ask this guy how his sister's tap dancing lessons were going. After I asked him, his eyes went really watery and he said " Don't you know my sister's a quadraplegic in a wheel chair?'.
I felt sooooooo low. He strung it out and after an hour or so he told me it was a joke. It took me the rest of the day to get over it. I was traumatized !!
Ouch!!!
Thats a double prank, jeez mate that is the harshes nasty prank I have ever heard...haha
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