Quick I need a Respirator

[Gary Vansleve]

Currently heavily sedated with the missus at my bedside looking up my Super Statement to see how much I am worth if I should fall off the perch.

The reason for my predicament I had a wander down to the local Nissan Dealer to see if I could get a workshop manual for the new ute. They said yep and promptly told me there were 2 manauls one for the bod and one for the motor. Told me to take a seat offered me a coffee and got the receptionist with the low cut cleavage to get my coffee and then promptly told me the price $710.00 for one and $560.00 for the other.

I politely asked if this was a gee up while the receptionist was wiping the spilt coffee off my lap. They assured me it wasn't. I walked out the door in a daze and can't remember getting home. The last thing I remember before going to sleep was the missus with a big smile on her face while putting my super statement back in the folder.

[happygu]

Grab a Haynes Manual, Gregorys, or similar from your local auto shop.

These are only around $40 .....

or download the manuals from the site here.

Mic

[MudRunnerTD]

LMFAO!! I like you! Yeah mate grab the 1200page manual from here mate and then grab the supplements too. Download them to you iPad then feel free to go back into that dealer and show them how smart you are.

Lol

[MEGOMONSTER]

Currently heavily sedated with the missus at my bedside looking up my Super Statement to see how much I am worth if I should fall off the perch.

The reason for my predicament I had a wander down to the local Nissan Dealer to see if I could get a workshop manual for the new ute. They said yep and promtly told me there were 2 manauls one for the bod and one for the motor. Told me to take a seat offered me a coffee and got the receptionist with the low cut cleavage to get my coffee and then promptly told me the price $710.00 for one and $560.00 for the other.

I politely asked if this was a gee up while the receptionist was wiping the spilt coffee off my lap. They assured me it wasn't. I walked out the door in a daze and can't remember getting home. The last thing I remember before going to sleep was the missus with a big smile on her face while putting my super statement back in the folder.

This is one of the manuals from Nissan.
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[barnelly]

Hi Chuck here,
This made me laugh thanks people starts my day well.
My bike manuals all come from Haynes or off the etherer, $710 dollars would be like a kick between the knees, hope you have recovered.

[Hodge]

This is one of the manuals from Nissan.
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Hahaha this is the ZD30/CRD manual. Every page in there should be "Do not buy!" in large font print.

[Hodge]

Currently heavily sedated with the missus at my bedside looking up my Super Statement to see how much I am worth if I should fall off the perch.

The reason for my predicament I had a wander down to the local Nissan Dealer to see if I could get a workshop manual for the new ute. They said yep and promptly told me there were 2 manauls one for the bod and one for the motor. Told me to take a seat offered me a coffee and got the receptionist with the low cut cleavage to get my coffee and then promptly told me the price $710.00 for one and $560.00 for the other.

I politely asked if this was a gee up while the receptionist was wiping the spilt coffee off my lap. They assured me it wasn't. I walked out the door in a daze and can't remember getting home. The last thing I remember before going to sleep was the missus with a big smile on her face while putting my super statement back in the folder.

Hahah thanks for the laugh Gary. Needed something like this after the last few days.

[Bloodyaussie]

Wow... I had to read that twice to make sure I got it right. .

Does the manual come with a high class hooker for a week?

[macca]

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/NISSAN-PA...item2ecb747b1e

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Haynes-Ow...item2eccc176de

Is that a bit better?

[AB]

I'm not sure how they can even comprehend to charge that much.

If I got half that from every manual downloaded I would be on a tropical island now sipping piña caladas!!!!