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16th December 2016, 12:59 PM
#1651
Patrol Freak
Two young people had gotten married and thought a driving around Australia honey moon was a good idea. Their vehicle broke down in the wheat belt of WA at dusk and walked to the nearest farm for help. The farmer told them that there`s not much they can do at that time of day and they may as well stay the night and look at the car first thing next morning. They were told that there isn`t any spare beds in the house and the only place that might be any good, is the hayloft in the barn. The newly weds said that would be fine and thought it be romantic to spend a night there. The farmer asks if they would like dinner and they told him that they`ll survive on the fruits of love. Next morning the farmer woke at the crack of dawn and went out to start the days chores and calls out to the newly weds on how they are going and he was told that they were doing well. He said good to here, but do you mind not throwing out the skins from the fruits of love, as it`s choking my ducks.
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16th December 2016 12:59 PM
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20th December 2016, 10:53 AM
#1652
Legendary
Heard this on the radio this morning. An old one but a good one. Why men shouldn't write advice columns.
Dear John,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work,leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile from down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband'shelp. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with my neighbor's daughter!
I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need your advice urgently. Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. It could also be that the fuel pump itself is faulty.
I hope this helps, John
2005 GU IV ST 3.0. Snorkel. Roof rack. Awning. Spots. Welded I/C. Dual batteries & VSR. UHF. Barn door hinge extension. Roof top spot lights. Rear drawers. 2" lift. NADS. EGT and boost gauges. Trans temp and water temp gauges. Provent 200 catch can. Rear ladder
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.
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14th January 2017, 03:48 PM
#1653
Patrol Freak
I hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger is making a new movie.
Toyota Recall
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22nd February 2017, 08:58 PM
#1654
Patrol Freak
The Michelin Man was invited to a formal end of year celebration, he thought he might put his best attire on.
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29th March 2017, 04:36 PM
#1655
Legendary
Telstra help line.
Thats all but I think it belongs here
2005 GU IV ST 3.0. Snorkel. Roof rack. Awning. Spots. Welded I/C. Dual batteries & VSR. UHF. Barn door hinge extension. Roof top spot lights. Rear drawers. 2" lift. NADS. EGT and boost gauges. Trans temp and water temp gauges. Provent 200 catch can. Rear ladder
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.
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29th March 2017, 07:50 PM
#1656
Legendary
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Originally Posted by
4bye4
Telstra help line.
Thats all but I think it belongs here
What no accent that you can't understand?
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29th March 2017, 08:02 PM
#1657
Why is the grass in New Zealand so green and healthy looking?
Because all the Kiwi's are over here, trampling on ours.
2014 Titanium Y61 with all the fruit ................
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29th March 2017, 08:20 PM
#1658
Legendary
Originally Posted by
GQtdauto
What no accent that you can't understand?
Box tickers
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2005 GU IV ST 3.0. Snorkel. Roof rack. Awning. Spots. Welded I/C. Dual batteries & VSR. UHF. Barn door hinge extension. Roof top spot lights. Rear drawers. 2" lift. NADS. EGT and boost gauges. Trans temp and water temp gauges. Provent 200 catch can. Rear ladder
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.
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11th April 2017, 01:18 AM
#1659
Dribble Master
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11th April 2017, 08:59 AM
#1660
Legendary
That's brilliant Clunk , very funny .
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