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11th January 2013, 12:28 AM
#1191
BIG & BALD
Roflmfao..................
2011 GU8 ST 3.0 CRD, ARB Bullbar with IPF spotties, scrub bars and side steps, Snorkel, Dual Battery system, Waeco fridge, Turbo Timer, ARB Roof Rack with 5 IPF spotties across the front, Custom full Leather Bucket seats, DPchip, 3" Taipan exhaust, ARE Intercooler & scoop, Autron EGT/Boost and dual volt gauges, ARB front locker.
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11th January 2013 12:28 AM
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Circuit advertisement
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11th January 2013, 01:33 AM
#1192
Patrol God
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19th January 2013, 01:55 AM
#1193
Dribble Master
Re: The Joke Thread
He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ....... back and forth ..... back and forth ..... in and out ..... in and out. She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end. Her heart was pounding ... her face was flushed ... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK! OK! I can't park the f*cking car! You do it, you SMUG BAST*RD"
To tap, or not to tap: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?
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lorrieandjas (21st January 2013)
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19th January 2013, 02:05 AM
#1194
Dribble Master
Re: The Joke Thread
Originally Posted by
Plasnart
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About 6 beers.
Lightweight!!!!!!!!! Lmao
To tap, or not to tap: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?
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19th January 2013, 07:45 AM
#1195
a member of the menagerie
Lemon picker wanted
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Orange , seemed to be far too qualified for
the job; given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Landcruisers, supported the Wallabies, and I voted for Julia Gillard."
Proud former owner of a 1997 White GQ TD42 Patrol Cab Chassis with an after market turbo, now with over half a million k's and still going strong, that's had a heart transplant and now not owned by me 
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P4trol (22nd January 2013), Woof (19th January 2013)
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21st January 2013, 02:24 PM
#1196
Patrol Freak
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The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Wine_maker For This Useful Post:
GUtsy ute (21st January 2013), MC97GQ (21st January 2013), mudnut (21st January 2013), taslucas (21st January 2013), Woof (23rd January 2013)
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21st January 2013, 03:25 PM
#1197
Patrol God
Re: The Joke Thread
Wow that looks awesome! I've never seen anyone do that before.
FanTapstic!
Hello from Under Down Under!
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21st January 2013, 04:10 PM
#1198
Patrol God
Excellent post Wine_maker. Unfortunately, my son has seen the dust art, and is already outside, trying to decorate our bush bomb.
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21st January 2013, 04:13 PM
#1199
Patrol Freak
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
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21st January 2013, 04:23 PM
#1200
Patrol Freak
Hey mudnut hurry up take a karcher and a piece of cloth and you have a chance to save half of your car.
ps. Don't forget to show us your own art gallery on the broadside of your car.
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
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