The Joke Thread

[Pete's GU3]

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

[AB]

When driving past a cemetery, 'You know, that is the dead centre of town!'

When driving past a cemetery, 'That place is pretty popular, people are dying to get in there!'

Where are we Dad?' .... 'In the car'

When driving past a woman, 'ahh, she was good from far, but she's far from good.'

When an emergency service vehicle goes past with siren blazing, 'You'll not sell many ice creams going that fast.

[Pete's GU3]

A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"

[patch697]

hahahahahah Very good you too both gave me a giggle.....lol Cheers

[patch697]

Have now.....lololol........

What happened BTW?

[patch697]

mate, i wouldn't have a clue. That's why i was askin'!

lolololololololol........roflmao

[CoR]

Why do Mexican Women have bowed legs?
So the men can eat with their hats on!

[DX grunt]

Q. What's the fastest thing in the world?
A. Milk - because it's pasturized before you know it.

Q. What goes around and around a washing machine at 100mph?
A. Norm Bleechy.

A couple I remember from when I was a kid.

[patch697]

LOLOLOLOL............ Oldies but goodies Rossco...lol

I haven't heard those in what seems like forever...

Still funny though........lolol

[patch697]

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out
some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common."




The husband says "Well for starters, neither one of us s**ks d**k."