The Joke Thread

[MB]

Christmas in July…..Aussie Winter Celebrations
Bought a Tree from down the road and The Bloke ask me; “Are you going to put it up yourself” ?
Politely replied; “Nah mate, reckon we’ll just put it next to the Coonara in the lounge room.


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[Plasnart]

I thought you were referring to muddy’s bon bon-class humour when you started with Xmas in July mate! Lol

[MB]

Bon Bon Humour Rocks Too Plassy & Muddy Mates


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[mudnut]

Bon Bon Humour Rocks Too Plassy & Muddy Mates


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I am addicted to Dad jokes, so I told my doctor. He just said I can't be serious. My friend also came to the doctor with me. I said, "My friend thinks he's a fruit bat."

The doctor replied, Ahh, I was wondering why he was hanging around."

[Plasnart]

Haha you reminded me of this one muddy:

I went to the psychiatrist the other day just wearing glad wrap for pants. The doctor said “Well I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

[mudnut]

I could do lots of jokes about the universe, but I don't where it will end.

[mudski]

I could do lots of jokes about the universe, but I don't where it will end.

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[mudnut]

Two narcissists lying on a sunny beach. The first one says, "God its hot."

The second snaps, "Don't use my name in vain!"

The first shrugs and says, "I was talking to myself."

[pearcey]

Reminds me of the old days.
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[mudnut]

Do the Poles have magnetic personalities, or do they repel one another?

Is the Vatican just another god complex?

Quote of the day: $5000 to get the noise fixed in my car's front end. Personally, I think that is a steering racket.