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Two young people had gotten married and thought a driving around Australia honey moon was a good idea. Their vehicle broke down in the wheat belt of WA at dusk and walked to the nearest farm for help. The farmer told them that there`s not much they can do at that time of day and they may as well stay the night and look at the car first thing next morning. They were told that there isn`t any spare beds in the house and the only place that might be any good, is the hayloft in the barn. The newly weds said that would be fine and thought it be romantic to spend a night there. The farmer asks if they would like dinner and they told him that they`ll survive on the fruits of love. Next morning the farmer woke at the crack of dawn and went out to start the days chores and calls out to the newly weds on how they are going and he was told that they were doing well. He said good to here, but do you mind not throwing out the skins from the fruits of love, as it`s choking my ducks.
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