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    I bought a dog from a blacksmith, so when I got him home, he made a bolt for the front door.

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    " Hey mate. There's a speed camera..........nah don't worry about it, you're driving a Patrol". lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DX grunt View Post
    " Hey mate. There's a speed camera..........nah don't worry about it, you're driving a Patrol". lol.
    What sort of trol do you own...mine loves 180

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    I just bought my lovely wife Jess a new model Patrol, as she deserves it more than me

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    What sort of trol do you own...mine loves 180

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    Blew the paint off and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plasnart View Post
    Blew the paint off and all.
    Ya got me there....bugger

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    I just bought my lovely wife Jess a new model Patrol, as she deserves it more than me

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    I ordered a chicken from EBay and an egg from Amazon.



    I'll let you know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudnut View Post
    I ordered a chicken from EBay and an egg from Amazon.



    I'll let you know...
    Only problem is... 51% of the worlds population unequivocally believe the Rooster will always come first... and the other 49% of the population know, science or no science, ain't nuthin gonna change their mind.
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    Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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    Amen And Awomen And ......soon to come, Algbtq

    https://youtu.be/dQqbc-uPUNQ








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    Quote Originally Posted by MB View Post
    Amen And Awomen And ......soon to come, Algbtq

    https://youtu.be/dQqbc-uPUNQ








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    Ooohhhh... you are so going to Hell MB!!!... you forgot the "i"

    I thought maybe instead of "Amen" and "Awomen" etc that "Asouls" would cover everyone so I yelled it out at the end of a prayer and got thrown out of the Church
    Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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    I only know one joke.
    What’s better than eating a Mandarin?

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