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17th July 2017, 08:31 PM
#921
Patrol Freak
I was bought a bush for the garden as a birthday present one year, so I exchanged it for a country, as they`re the best tree to have.
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17th July 2017 08:31 PM
# ADS
Circuit advertisement
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17th July 2017, 08:47 PM
#922
Dribble Master
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17th July 2017, 08:57 PM
#923
Legendary
Originally Posted by
Bush Ranger
I was bought a bush for the garden as a birthday present one year, so I exchanged it for a country, as they`re the best tree to have.
Was that a pussy willow ?
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17th July 2017, 09:23 PM
#924
Patrol Guru
Originally Posted by
clunk
when i got home my wife had 2 of her friends round. "here he is," she said. "we were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it?" she smiled and winked. Two minutes later, i appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They all had tennis rackets in theirs!
bahahahahahahahahaaha 😝😂
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17th July 2017, 09:27 PM
#925
Patrol Guru
Originally Posted by
Clunk
Got pulled over by the police:
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round"
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Bright eye's"
That's when I got tasered.
Hahahahaaha
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17th July 2017, 09:44 PM
#926
Patrol God
The British ran a a three year $2 million study to find out why the head of the penis is larger in width than the shaft. They came up with the answer that it was to give the man pleasure during sex.
Not satisfied with that, the French commenced a seven year $5 million study and concluded that it was to give the woman pleasure during sex.
After much consideration and about $81 in stout the Irish decided that it was to stop the man's hand from slipping off and hitting himself in the forehead.
Last edited by mudnut; 17th July 2017 at 09:47 PM.
My advice is: not to follow my advice.
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18th July 2017, 05:00 PM
#927
Dribble Master
My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him a XBox game for his Playstation
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18th July 2017, 07:55 PM
#928
Patrol Freak
Originally Posted by
GQtdauto
Was that a pussy willow ?
Yes, sure is.
Last edited by Bush Ranger; 19th July 2017 at 05:21 PM.
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19th July 2017, 05:30 PM
#929
Dribble Master
Just received a parcel from Holland.
When I opened it, inside it, there was a Rubber Fanny.
That's nice I thought, "Two Lips from Amsterdam."
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19th July 2017, 09:03 PM
#930
Dribble Master
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