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24th June 2017, 12:53 PM
#901
Dribble Master
Oh and it's ..... What is this thing, called love?
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24th June 2017 12:53 PM
# ADS
Circuit advertisement
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24th June 2017, 12:55 PM
#902
Dribble Master
Now look what you've gone and done Grunter!!!! Haven't you got some 'Home and Away' to catch up on?
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25th June 2017, 06:24 PM
#903
Patrol Freak
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet," the circus couple explained.
The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.
2006 Ser IV GU, 6.5l TD V8 Chev with 4spd Auto, 3in Lift, 35in Kumho's, 12000lb winch, Nissan snorkel, Diff breathers, lightbar + Lightforce HD spots on roofrack. Built to go bush.
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25th June 2017, 06:30 PM
#904
Patrol Freak
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently,
and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and,
to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:
When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
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26th June 2017, 08:03 AM
#905
Patrol Freak
When you are over fifty, who gives a damn ?
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you 'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
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29th June 2017, 04:08 PM
#906
Legendary
Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out
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And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.
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29th June 2017, 04:46 PM
#907
Legendary
After looking at this pic I decided I wanted a Toyota .
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29th June 2017, 05:30 PM
#908
Patrol God
Originally Posted by
GQtdauto
After looking at this pic I decided I wanted a Toyota .
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You sick mofo. lol
In the words of a Dhuck "QUACK".
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7th July 2017, 08:35 PM
#909
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8th July 2017, 12:12 AM
#910
Dribble Master
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