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8th September 2017, 08:13 PM
#4421
Patrol Freak
An offer that no body can refuse.^^
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8th September 2017 08:13 PM
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29th September 2017, 08:11 PM
#4422
Patrol God
Those who can laugh without cause
have either found the true meaning
of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick
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30th September 2017, 07:53 PM
#4423
Patrol Freak
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30th September 2017, 09:54 PM
#4424
Patrol God
either days are getting faster
or i'm getting slower
me Avo
Watch this space, as there maybe a comment added soon
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1st October 2017, 10:04 AM
#4425
Patrol God
“The past is where you learned the lesson.
The future is where you apply the lesson.
Don’t give up in the middle”
*
~ Author Unknown
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5th October 2017, 09:36 AM
#4426
Patrol God
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
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5th October 2017, 09:43 AM
#4427
Patrol God
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half.*
You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!
And then the greatest day of your life ... You become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony ... YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?
Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out.
There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed.
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa!
Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50.
And your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would.
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!
After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday.
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.
And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.'
I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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20th October 2017, 02:57 PM
#4428
Patrol God
There are big ships and small ships.*
But the best ship of all is friendship*
~ Author Unknown
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29th October 2017, 04:05 PM
#4429
Patrol God
“Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.”
~ Author Unknown
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29th October 2017, 08:43 PM
#4430
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“Burnouts are really dark, slow and steadfast wins any race”
~ :-)
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