Thought for the day

**growler2058** · 2nd March 2011, 06:48 PM

Confucious say
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum
wake up with very smelly finger"

**NissanPatrol.com.au** · 2nd March 2011 06:48 PM

**Bob** · 2nd March 2011, 06:51 PM

WOMAN WHO FLYS PLANE UPSIDE DOWN SURE TO HAVE CRACK UP

Bob Grady

**hekarewe** · 2nd March 2011, 06:51 PM

confucious says

man with hand in pocket on ball all day

**Bob** · 2nd March 2011, 07:07 PM

“Why compare yourself with others?
No one in the entire world
can do a better job of being you than you do.”

Susan Carlson

**molongmick** · 2nd March 2011, 09:21 PM

confucious says

Lady who sits on judges lap gets honourable discharge

**katwoman** · 3rd March 2011, 08:01 AM

I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning,
Just not how it applies to me.

**HippoNZ** · 3rd March 2011, 08:47 AM

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - At least thats the case when some thing breaks on the truck haha

**Bob** · 3rd March 2011, 08:54 AM

“A problem well stated
is a problem half solved.”

~ Charles F. Kettering

**Bob** · 3rd March 2011, 09:26 AM

“The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.”

~ Lucille Ball

**Spock** · 3rd March 2011, 10:34 AM

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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