Funny story! Mate of mine ex army, as a young feller found himself in Bangkok with a heap of mates.
He reckoned this stunning sheila was giving him the eye and of course the other fellas were egging him on.
He puts the move on and does ok. After a bit he goes the grope and lo and behold it aint no woman!!!!
He ends his story with the line " AND COULDN"T SHE FIGHT!!!" Bahahahaha,always cracks me up!