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9th March 2018, 07:32 PM
#11091
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Bloody hell Cuppa, didn't think you ever swore. Lucky the guy is still breathing.
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9th March 2018 07:32 PM
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9th March 2018, 07:34 PM
#11092
Smart like tractor
Originally Posted by
Cuppa
What made me angry today? You might well bl**dy ask!
Parallel parked at a pay meter in Launceston for a quick supermarket stop en route to a pre-arranged hospital appointment. We had just enough time to stop & pick up a few needed groceries. No-one parked in front of us or behind us.
Returned to the car to find that a pair of utter complete d*ckwads have boxed us in. No more than 300mm gap at either end. Meter says the BMW in front's time has expired (probably never paid) & the motorhome at the back has another 40 minutes.
Although difficult I resisted the urge to ram either of them!
MrsTea takes the numbers & descriptions of the vehicles & heads off to the supermarket to get them to announce over the PA that the owners of the offending vehicles needed to return to their vehicle immediately. In the meantime I phone the hospital to tell them of our predicament & that we will likely be running late. They agree to switch us with next appointment, but if we can't get there within the next 45 minutes will have to re-schedule. We arranged this a couple of weeks ago & have no desire to re-schedule or to extend our time in Launceston. Sh*t!
BMW d*ckwad in front comes back unseen by me whilst I'm on the phone & takes off.
Just as I notice the car n front has gone, D*ckwad No.2 in the motorhome together with his wife return. I verbally accost him & tell him what I think of his inconsiderate nature just as MrsTea returns, saying much the same to the wife. D*ckwad number 2, instead of apologising tries to argue that he had every right as he was within the white lines. I saw red, but managed to refrain from abusing him, instead just instructing him very loudly not to argue with me as he was clearly in the wrong. The front of his vehicle was overhanging the white line between his vehicle & ours by around 300mm & at his rear by more than a metre. I gave him no opportunity to respond, instead jumped in the Patrol & reversed to within a 100mm of his bumper & sat there for a short time before leaving.
Thankfully we just managed to arrive in time for the switched appointment & no rescheduling was needed.
Some people are just plain inconsiderate but at least one of the b*astards knew it this arvo. Grrrr!
You handled that better that I would.
I would do this https://youtu.be/ere9fA694J4
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9th March 2018, 07:51 PM
#11093
Administrator
That's shit Cuppa, never read you swearing before so that is true anger right here folks...lol
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9th March 2018, 08:28 PM
#11094
Legendary
Yep that's angry alright and reminds me of the time we were camped at 80 mile beach in WA we had a cracker spot up against the barrier with an ocean front view and right up against a side fence so only old mate in front the required distance as per camp ground rules ( so you can both get your fourbys out and back in) .
We went for a drive and some foreign dude and his young and scantily dressed teenagers had taken up residence right in front of our van , when we got back the missus was fuming but she didn't see what was sunbaking just out of her sight but in full view of mine .
Someone tell me what the hell was I supposed to do ?
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11th March 2018, 01:31 AM
#11095
Legendary
Who the f@$Ks gets married on a long weekend...
One of my close cousins daughter... But what annoyed me was the menu.
Entree.
Shared cold meats bah bah bah
Main.
Shared bah bah bah.
It's a wog wedding I'm surprised that no one died fighting over the eppplant.
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11th March 2018, 01:05 PM
#11096
I am he, fear me
Originally Posted by
GQtdauto
Yep that's angry alright and reminds me of the time we were camped at 80 mile beach in WA we had a cracker spot up against the barrier with an ocean front view and right up against a side fence so only old mate in front the required distance as per camp ground rules ( so you can both get your fourbys out and back in) .
We went for a drive and some foreign dude and his young and scantily dressed teenagers had taken up residence right in front of our van , when we got back the missus was fuming but she didn't see what was sunbaking just out of her sight but in full view of mine .
Someone tell me what the hell was I supposed to do ?
Thats easy...
Wait until the sun goes down (obvious no brainer) but only IF the teens are over 18 (bit sicko otherwise)
If teens are under 18 or sun has set then produce your music of choice for getting rid of unwanted camping neighbours.
Note - the music has to be played at a low enough volume to avoid noise complaints but be sooo annoying people within 20 metres will usually suffer uncontrolled vomiting within 30 minutes
For this, I highly recommend "Top 10 all time Tibetan Throat Chants" or "2014 World Hog Calling Championship Finals" or, if you can find it "Selected training exercises for budding Yodellers" mixed with soundtrack that of any good Porn Movie.
Retire to your tent/van/motorhome and commence playing the music at a subdued but audible volume sufficient to reach the target audience with your player set on loop whilst you listen to Acca Dacca on your Iphone and earbuds.
Works every time.
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11th March 2018, 02:31 PM
#11097
Legendary
Yeah used Ac Dc before and some heavy metal "Accept" but just received a CD that a relative produced and it will strip paint at 100 paces . Hard to say age but thinking 20 somethings .
Now what's made me angry is this .
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I told the kids I wanted socks for my birthday , now I have to dink ift yup ber shiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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11th March 2018, 04:18 PM
#11098
Legendary
Must be a yota thing.
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12th March 2018, 10:54 PM
#11099
I am he, fear me
Bugger me... got the Trifecta today.
Had to deal with me Bank, me Dickhead Line Manager and a godawful Tradey all within 2 hours.
With that sort of luck its a wonder I didn't get a flat on the way home
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13th March 2018, 07:24 AM
#11100
Patrol God
Bit of rain washes off people's driving ability...
First bit of rain we've had in ages and it's carnage on the roads this morning.
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