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3rd March 2018, 01:16 PM
#11071
I am he, fear me
I remember not all that long ago when you kinda had to look pretty hard to find a human who was just a total Dick!
These days it seems every second salesperson/tradesperson/bureaucrat/politician that one is forced to deal with in life is a 100%, top of the wozza, oxygen thieving phallus the lack of which would benefit all of humanity and the Planet prosper if their mother had of swallowed them whole rather than cooking them for 9 months at 37 deg C.
They should seriously be prevented from reproducing and 'Dickocide' should be a legal defence for acquittal in Court if a bloke does lose his shit and eliminates one of these absolute tools from the genetic pool.
Just sayin' ...
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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3rd March 2018 01:16 PM
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3rd March 2018, 01:47 PM
#11072
Legendary
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Originally Posted by
the evil twin
I remember not all that long ago when you kinda had to look pretty hard to find a human who was just a total Dick!
These days it seems every second salesperson/tradesperson/bureaucrat/politician that one is forced to deal with in life is a 100%, top of the wozza, oxygen thieving phallus the lack of which would benefit all of humanity and the Planet prosper if their mother had of swallowed them whole rather than cooking them for 9 months at 37 deg C.
They should seriously be prevented from reproducing and 'Dickocide' should be a legal defence for acquittal in Court if a bloke does lose his shit and eliminates one of these absolute tools from the genetic pool.
Just sayin' ...
Unfortunately or fortunately depending on where your standing it's not illegal to be a dick but as ET has pointed out they can be easy to pick out by their occupations and very easy to spot by their voting preference .
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3rd March 2018, 04:16 PM
#11073
Smart like tractor
Originally Posted by
GQtdauto
very easy to spot by their voting preference .
THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is spot farken on.
I'm resisting the urge to rant big time about this. Mainly because it wil make me cranky for the rest of the day.
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3rd March 2018, 05:17 PM
#11074
Nasty Dog - Moderator
New members that ask for assistance before they post up an introduction, then wonder why they don't get a reply for a while............bad manners if you ask me
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3rd March 2018, 06:04 PM
#11075
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PMSL @AB
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3rd March 2018, 07:15 PM
#11076
I am he, fear me
Ooooohhh, I think I've been a baaaad twin.
Just had a wacky paki Telstra Scammer call me and I told him to piss off or I'd send a Taliban dude around to fast track him and a few of his family to martyrdom,
Dude had a total sense of humour fail, dunno why, I thought it was pretty clever for an off the cuff remark
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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3rd March 2018, 07:52 PM
#11077
Patrol God
Farkin' women !!!
I stepped out of the shower earlier , grabbed a towel and I'm walking down the stairs with my bollocks swinging mid air and there is a bloke at the bottom in a suit , with a note pad in his hand .... " Hi I'm Jack ....... "
What in the f*** ...
Poor bloke is scarred for life now.
Real estate free appraisal door knockers... And she let the f****r in !!!
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3rd March 2018, 07:55 PM
#11078
Administrator
Bloody woman lol
Mrs just won one on me!
Lachy crashed early and LeAh was like something is wrong with him!
I'm like bloody relax he's just tired he's not sick!
He just woke up and destroyed the bed with vomit everywhere!!
She said I bloody told you mothers instinct...lol....grrr!!
Washing machine is getting a reeming tonight!
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3rd March 2018, 07:56 PM
#11079
The 747
Originally Posted by
AB
Bloody woman lol
Mrs just won one on me!
Lachy crashed early and LeAh was like something is wrong with him!
I'm like bloody relax he's just tired he's not sick!
He just woke up and destroyed the bed with vomit everywhere!!
She said I bloody told you mothers instinct...lol....grrr!!
Washing machine is getting a reeming tonight!
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Time for some wine Mr AB it's gonna be a long night for you!
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3rd March 2018, 08:13 PM
#11080
Patrol God
Originally Posted by
AB
Bloody woman lol
Mrs just won one on me!
Lachy crashed early and LeAh was like something is wrong with him!
I'm like bloody relax he's just tired he's not sick!
He just woke up and destroyed the bed with vomit everywhere!!
She said I bloody told you mothers instinct...lol....grrr!!
Washing machine is getting a reeming tonight!
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never argue with a woman unless you are right
even then tread carefully
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