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Funny Man, bloody funny. Not going to happen. And there is no way she could get 500 cushions for 20K with the way she shops - guaranteed - it would be $100 a cushion minimum - you have no idea how bloody expensive those suckers are - AND - you have to discard some you have only just bought to fit them in - I can understand the NEED for a supercharger, but cushions - really???
Holy flaming catshit batman, $100 a cushion?? Where can you even find those?? Buy a supercharger and one cushion for her back, she'll love it!
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
Holy flaming catshit batman, $100 a cushion?? Where can you even find those?? Buy a supercharger and one cushion for her back, she'll love it!
My Darlingo has the ability to sniff out some bloody exotic hand woven regurgitated yak vomit coloured creation, only 3 made in the world - just have to have one, make her life complete - you know the deal - still feels like a cushion and still gets booted out of the way when its on the floor, but you gotta have 'em or yo aint complete - the dogs love 'em to lie on as well. The supercharger plans are already developing but its 6 months away. I don't need one - i WANT ONE.
My Darlingo has the ability to sniff out some bloody exotic hand woven regurgitated yak vomit coloured creation, only 3 made in the world - just have to have one, make her life complete - you know the deal - still feels like a cushion and still gets booted out of the way when its on the floor, but you gotta have 'em or yo aint complete - the dogs love 'em to lie on as well. The supercharger plans are already developing but its 6 months away. I don't need one - i WANT ONE.
If you didn't already know, yes I sell exotic cushions. I'll offer your wife a cracking bargain. Only $50 each and guaranteed only 3 of each in the world (just hide the Kmart catalogues from her). I'll throw in a free one with every 10 ordered.
By the way, yes you do need a supercharger!!
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
If you didn't already know, yes I sell exotic cushions. I'll offer your wife a cracking bargain. Only $50 each and guaranteed only 3 of each in the world (just hide the Kmart catalogues from her). I'll throw in a free one with every 10 ordered.
By the way, yes you do need a supercharger!!
I will start on executing your 'dastardly' plan, but she 'aint cheap, so I suggest you triple the price just to get her interested. regards the Supercharger, ' i want a big one, to compensate for my small toes.
I will start on executing your 'dastardly' plan, but she 'aint cheap, so I suggest you triple the price just to get her interested. regards the Supercharger, ' i want a big one, to compensate for my small toes.
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What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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